Recent content by EnvyTheGreen

I was stuck on “draw entered” and closed and reopened app and now it’s saying PURCHASED. Never got the “Got ‘Em” pop up though.

Ownership finally let Cashman come to a Winter Meeting d1ckswinging. He promptly d!ckslapped everyone in the face and walked out. Left rest of GM’s rubbing their cheeks crying “overpay” while afraid to stand up and show their piss stains.

If we swapped Zach and LeRoy tonight, he would’ve thrown such a tantrum. At least Zach took it like a man because he knows he deserved it. LeRoy always whines when he gets put in by anyone he’s cool with, because he befriends people to advance further. Simple politicking. Every time his friends...

Interesting episode. What Zach did was pretty bizarre (even moreso if it wasn’t planned, which they both deny). If he didn’t win his last two eliminations would have been savage. Went in voluntarily last season and like broke his nose, now inadvertently(?) backstabbed friend and gets...

They are all cool, outside the show even (especially him and Bananas). Hence why he got so buttburt when Cara chose Kyle in Vendettas. But as you see, especially tonight with Zach and Johnnie, anything can happen. So-called alliances get broken, but he’s very comfortable knowing there is very...

Wow that was arguably the worst dunk contest ever (shout out to Birdman). Under no circumstances should you be able to get a 10 after a missed dunk. Miss it once, 9 is your top possible score. Miss it twice, 8 is top score. 3rd attempt you miss, you get a zero as you didn’t complete a dunk...

Yeah I’m not with LeRoy as a top competitor. He may have a good/great elimination record, but he’s rarely winning challenges (or finishing top-3), so he’s usually the guy just trying to skate by. And of course whenever his name comes up (because he never has power), he whines. His goal is to fly...

I hated that little cliffhanger, because chances are it’s someone new calling out a legend. Unless Bananas goes guns blazing and picks Wes, I doubt it’s going to be legend vs legend so as soon as they get picked it’s gonna be a no-brainer. Hard to see either getting put in so early without the...

AD can’t say no to a trade and the Knicks could bank on adding another max player this summer. Best offer would come from the Celtics if Pelicans wait until the offseason and don’t make a panic move.

I’ve grown to like Kay after hating him for awhile. He’s pretty good at what he does and raises some good points, despite being a flat out weirdo (and arrogant jerk). Ruocco may be good, but his voice is pretty annoying. I don’t like multi-sport announcers (sans Al Trautwig at the Olympics)...

I like the signing obviously, but I don’t know why so many are making it like our pen is now unstoppable. It’s basically the same bullpen, just swapping DRop for Ottavino. Hopefully Britton returns to his pre-injury form and Chapman’s knee is better. So we are looking at: Severino Paxton...

I don’t know how the Yanks can sell any explanation to the fans if he signs for 7/$175M. And I don’t think White Sox will raise their offer considerably, as they have no competition at the moment. I guess Philly can get in on it and go past $200M is Bryce goes back to Washington. That’s why...

Hicks has been good (I wouldn’t say great), but is he really a guy that you pass on someone like Harper for? Either way, he could stay in CF as Stanton only started 35 games in left (about the same in right because of Judge’s injury). More than half his games were at DH and that probably...

How is the outfield crowded? Because of shot to **** Gardner? His last remaining plus is what, taking pitches? He’s trash. Hicks has a pretty good career year, and if he can duplicate it, that’s nice. But Bryce has such huge upside and starpower that his salary will make the Yankees a profit...

Bird sucks. Always injured and just a slow lefty with sight pop. Over him. I’d eat my hat if Voit ever comes close to replicating what he did to end the season. You can talk about launch angles and exit velocity or whatever, but he’s not that good (especially defensively). He’s our modern Shane...