You're not a "drinker" until you've...

[blazekicks]

Had sex with a fat Girl

 

[supreme math]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

my friends mom came to pick us up and just left me in the middle of no where.

...........

 

[thegr8blkhope]

got naked and slept on your best friends kitchen counter
had a cupcake fight in an apartment building lobby
double fisted a 24 pack of bud light
stripped in a movie theatre
tried to unlock the door to your house with your car alarm
threw up on a girl while smashing...

oh college, how i will miss thee...

EDIT: pissed inside someones open car window (grimey i know)

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by BlazeKicks

Had sex with a fat Girl

this is a given, I'm sure we all have....nothing special.

 

[dylishis]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by In Yo Nostril

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by Phinsfan13

Originally Posted by ljlukelj

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Taken 50 shots/drinks on your 21st bday and been fine

stupidest thing I have ever read on nt

Maybe shots of wine cooler.
Either that or you're superman.

I bring this feat up a lot in these NT drinking threads yes I had that many shots, I had a counter/clicker

I would say I had atleast 40 shots of hard liqour.....I had my 21 shots in like 3 hours before my bday. The thing is I sober up really quickly and I started drinking at 9ish that day...by 12 I was 21 shots in that's about 7 shots an hour, which is not that bad for me. I think I've done worse.

the other ten was mixed shots, and the cups of beer I lost track off.....smh

I'm one of those drinkers who is never buzzed, i'm either sober or obliterated, there's no middle ground for me.

you are lying dude. 40 shots is over two fifths. so you drank that much and were "fine". forty year old raging alcoholics arent even fine after drinking that much bro

1. I'm 6ft4 220+ pounds

2. I drank everyday at some point in college, that does wonders to you tolerance

3. I can drink 2 fifths of hard liqour a night...........I realize this isn't normal and believe me I have battled with this, it bothers me. I only order straight scotch when I go to bars cause that's all that gives me the most pure alcohol for my money.

4. I can call my friend on NT to cosign but I won't I'm tired of doing that just take my word for it, I drink ALOT.

You're talking to a guy who plays click clack (7 11 doubles) with a keg to pregame.

Instead of trying to have your friend verify your problem, you need to be trying to talk to a liver specialist. First step is admitting you havea problem.

Get help, Jack. That mess is not cute.

 

[jpthe3]

Originally Posted by Dylishis

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by In Yo Nostril

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by Phinsfan13

Originally Posted by ljlukelj

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Taken 50 shots/drinks on your 21st bday and been fine

stupidest thing I have ever read on nt

Maybe shots of wine cooler.
Either that or you're superman.

I bring this feat up a lot in these NT drinking threads yes I had that many shots, I had a counter/clicker

I would say I had atleast 40 shots of hard liqour.....I had my 21 shots in like 3 hours before my bday. The thing is I sober up really quickly and I started drinking at 9ish that day...by 12 I was 21 shots in that's about 7 shots an hour, which is not that bad for me. I think I've done worse.

the other ten was mixed shots, and the cups of beer I lost track off.....smh

I'm one of those drinkers who is never buzzed, i'm either sober or obliterated, there's no middle ground for me.

you are lying dude. 40 shots is over two fifths. so you drank that much and were "fine". forty year old raging alcoholics arent even fine after drinking that much bro

1. I'm 6ft4 220+ pounds

2. I drank everyday at some point in college, that does wonders to you tolerance

3. I can drink 2 fifths of hard liqour a night...........I realize this isn't normal and believe me I have battled with this, it bothers me. I only order straight scotch when I go to bars cause that's all that gives me the most pure alcohol for my money.

4. I can call my friend on NT to cosign but I won't I'm tired of doing that just take my word for it, I drink ALOT.

You're talking to a guy who plays click clack (7 11 doubles) with a keg to pregame.

Instead of trying to have your friend verify your problem, you need to be trying to talk to a liver specialist. First step is admitting you have a problem.

Get help, Jack. That mess is not cute.

 

[Original Playa Records]

Until you get your first DUI.

 

[emmmmy]

Originally Posted by Kobe09877

Originally Posted by ScottHallWithAPick

Originally Posted by lil rell

haha some of u are just wild.. the worst i ever was was from a night of everclear.. i tried to kiss a lady friend n when she pulled back i got mad n started doin pushups because i felt i wasnt buff enough..

IDK why but that %!+# sounds funny as hell. Im a do that when im sober just for the lulz

that had me

HAHA PUSHUPS FTW!!!

 

[polothadon]

got drunk and went to some club called elevate and staRTED WITH BEER THEN I WENT TO HENNESSY AND VODKA AND THEN EVERYTHING STARTED TASTING LIKE H20 AND DIDNTREMEMBER HOW I GOT HOME. LOL i left my cousin stranded and then i left my car 4 streets away from home and i woke up with pissed pants.

 

[polothadon]

got drunk and went to some club called elevate and staRTED WITH BEER THEN I WENT TO HENNESSY AND VODKA AND THEN EVERYTHING STARTED TASTING LIKE H20 AND DIDNTREMEMBER HOW I GOT HOME. LOL i left my cousin stranded and then i left my car 4 streets away from home and i woke up with pissed pants.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by JPTHE3

Originally Posted by Dylishis

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by In Yo Nostril

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by Phinsfan13

Originally Posted by ljlukelj

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Taken 50 shots/drinks on your 21st bday and been fine

stupidest thing I have ever read on nt

Maybe shots of wine cooler.
Either that or you're superman.

I bring this feat up a lot in these NT drinking threads yes I had that many shots, I had a counter/clicker

I would say I had atleast 40 shots of hard liqour.....I had my 21 shots in like 3 hours before my bday. The thing is I sober up really quickly and I started drinking at 9ish that day...by 12 I was 21 shots in that's about 7 shots an hour, which is not that bad for me. I think I've done worse.

the other ten was mixed shots, and the cups of beer I lost track off.....smh

I'm one of those drinkers who is never buzzed, i'm either sober or obliterated, there's no middle ground for me.

you are lying dude. 40 shots is over two fifths. so you drank that much and were "fine". forty year old raging alcoholics arent even fine after drinking that much bro

1. I'm 6ft4 220+ pounds

2. I drank everyday at some point in college, that does wonders to you tolerance

3. I can drink 2 fifths of hard liqour a night...........I realize this isn't normal and believe me I have battled with this, it bothers me. I only order straight scotch when I go to bars cause that's all that gives me the most pure alcohol for my money.

4. I can call my friend on NT to cosign but I won't I'm tired of doing that just take my word for it, I drink ALOT.

You're talking to a guy who plays click clack (7 11 doubles) with a keg to pregame.

Instead of trying to have your friend verify your problem, you need to be trying to talk to a liver specialist. First step is admitting you have a problem.

Get help, Jack. That mess is not cute.

I have admitted to this problem

. The fact that people arecalling ducktales just makes it that much worse. I now realize that human beings are not built to process that much liqour that often. For what it's worseI only drink twice a week now and I put a cap on the number of drinks unless it's a special occasion. I drink more beer like this guy-

I think the main issue is, I can't really get drunk like normal people unless i binge....I need a constant flow of alcohol through my system because itseems to clear very quickly. Beer is the worst, it does absolutely nothing unless I chug.

 

[dylishis]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I have admitted to this problem

. The fact that people are calling ducktales just makes it that much worse. I now realize that human beings are not built to process that much liqour that often. For what it's worse I only drink twice a week now and I put a cap on the number of drinks unless it's a special occasion. I drink more beer like this guy-

I think the main issue is, I can't really get drunk like normal people unless i binge....I need a constant flow of alcohol through my system because it seems to clear very quickly. Beer is the worst, it does absolutely nothing unless I chug.

 

[ricardo malta]

Until you get your first DUI.
Try 3 of them. It's my scarlet letter.

 

[pr0lific]

Until you take 2 triple shots of 151 and walk off like it's nothing

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Dylishis

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I have admitted to this problem

. The fact that people are calling ducktales just makes it that much worse. I now realize that human beings are not built to process that much liqour that often. For what it's worse I only drink twice a week now and I put a cap on the number of drinks unless it's a special occasion. I drink more beer like this guy-

I think the main issue is, I can't really get drunk like normal people unless i binge....I need a constant flow of alcohol through my system because it seems to clear very quickly. Beer is the worst, it does absolutely nothing unless I chug.

I'm drinking "casually" as we speak, had my last exam before break today. I'm convinced i have the most resilient liver ever,scientists need to do research on it.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Pr0lific

Until you take 2 triple shots of 151 and walk off like it's nothing

I raise you 151+HOT SAUCE shots

 

[kb8 3qwick]

You get pulled over, and you pull over on the left side of the road on a two way street. Luckily it was a local college cop. (My cousin)
Your grinding at the club and all of a sudden you wake up in your cousins house in boxers. (Mixing Brugal and Vodka ftl)
You tell your girl to wait for you to get a beer and you leave her waiting for 10 minutes cause you start talking to another girl. (I didn't even know Idid this till the next day)

 

[indiespice]

Originally Posted by Ghenges

Sloppy drunks, FTL.

Moderation, kids. Moderation.

Controlled staggering, FTW.

Word

 

[nayokochan]

Originally Posted by Pr0lific

Until you take 2 triple shots of 151 and walk off like it's nothing

it definitely was nothing...(for me)

 

[purplehazze96]

Originally Posted by Swagger7

---

SiMPLYDiMPLY wrote:

---

you're not a Smoker until you've been high and burnt your hair and scalp on a candle brcuase you lost your
lighter

yeah, but my homie is a smoker and drinker. You know you aint one of those until you've rode a bike all the way from Pomona to Baldwin Park
while faded and drunk.

Damn Danny








do you go to Cal Poly

 

[purplehazze96]

Ricardo Malta wrote:

I love to drink.....

 

[whph10]

Peed in the sink,

Jumped in the shower with your clothes on.

 

[ositodormilon]

lol damn mad stories

-it was my 4th time to colombia and i hadnt been there in like 8 years, the first nite i drank 4 bottles of Aguardiente Antioquenio solo, and had to be draggedout of the club. once home i was in my aunts bathroom puking and shes an evangelical and i hadnt seen her since i was little. not the best impression.

-it was my boys birthday and we went to a party in jamaica, MAD fun, taking shots of stoli, bacardi, and absolut. i passed out, dont remember how i got homeand woke up in my bed. it was strange because my bed is a futon so some1 had to open it and i was in no state to be opening futons. sure enough my cousins sawme come home and they said i was sleeping in the bathroom, they took pics for evidence. and when they got me up, i tried to pee in the fridge and grabbed theeggs and threw em against the wall.

it was all caught on tape.

good times lol

matter fact....check general for the pyp, pics in there/

 

[sendtheroses]

puked in your bed...and proceeded to climb in.

 

[joe billionaire]

Originally Posted by sendtheroses

puked in your bed...and proceeded to climb in.

ill one you up

puked all over your shirt *using your shirt as a toilet shaped object* got in bed...fell asleep and puked in your sleep waking up with yak all over your selfand bed and having your smell like death for 3 days

good time!