You Have No Business In The Hood If....

[aNYone]

If youve never put water in the ketchup bottle to stretch when youre running real low 

 

[ctidda]

If you've never had a random person walk up to you in a corner store and tell you they got that loud..

Bruh a cashier just told me he had that loud the other day

I was pumping my gas and he came outside and said, "bruh you look like you smoke, I got that loud.. Take my number down big bruh, hit me up I got u. I'll come to you, yeen even gotta drive".
I dapped him up and said fasho, I'll hit u up.

If you didn't dream of getting that 2 door cutlass with them Flo's on that ***

If you didn't play pick up and run

 

[Based Jesus]

 
If youve never put water in the ketchup bottle to stretch when youre running real low 

I've never done this before. I do it with soap all the time though. Hate refilling the dispenser

 

Bruh a cashier just told me he had that loud the other day

I was pumping my gas and he came outside and said, "bruh you look like you smoke, I got that loud.. Take my number down big bruh, hit me up I got u. I'll come to you, yeen even gotta drive".
I dapped him up and said fasho, I'll hit u up.

If you didn't dream of getting that 2 door cutlass with them Flo's on that ***

If you didn't play pick up and run

The most random people in the hood sell drugs.

But aren't you a bit offended when they assume you are definitely into criminal behavior and are not the police.

I'm walking home minding my own business one day when a van rolls up on me when I'm walking past the strip club and the dude on the passenger side asks me where in the area to get weed. I was so offended

 

[kingkoopa]

Im glad my mom was hood rich.

Some of these struggles

Watering down condiments :x

 

[wavycrocket]

The most random people in the hood sell drugs. But aren't you a bit offended when they assume you are definitely into criminal behavior and are not the police.

I'm more offended if they think I am police .

Rode my Asian homeboy round the way one time to cop....one of the corner boys asked if we were the boys. ***** must've thought this was rush hour. Highly offended .

 

[AZwildcats]

I hate the smell of fabuloso :x

 

[703 hwy]

...you ain't bang on the neighbors door and haul ***.

 

[dopeness]

...you ain't bang on the neighbors door and haul ***.

Me and my cousins did this one time in my aunts' building and this Dominican lady in her 60's came out with bat swinging. She caught my older cousin. I was out, jumped down two flights of steps. 

My cousin didn't snitch on my aunt's apartment, she held him hostage until someone spoke. I forgot who snitched but I remember thinking "they're not about that life". 

Everyone got in trouble except me because I was the baby. I was like 6-7 years old.


 

 

[King of Trash Style]

If your dad and your mom's boyfriend never got into a physical altercation cuz your mom bought him the New Jay's with CS money

 

[blacklion23]

If you never played knock, knock, zoom. Around these parts we called it n**** knock.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

If you've never chugged two Tropical Fantasies in less than an hour

 

[blacklion23]

If these Mcdonalds cups werent in your cabinet
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[spiceman80]

Bruh a cashier just told me he had that loud the other day

I was pumping my gas and he came outside and said, "bruh you look like you smoke, I got that loud.. Take my number down big bruh, hit me up I got u. I'll come to you, yeen even gotta drive".
I dapped him up and said fasho, I'll hit u up.

If you didn't dream of getting that 2 door cutlass with them Flo's on that ***

If you didn't play pick up and run

HOw you look like you smoke though?

 

[SC kid]

HOw you look like you smoke though?

White dude...shaved head.....cargo shorts. ....thong sandals

 

[kingcurt1]

if you never got on the bus through the back door or hopped a turnstyle

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

If you don't know that dude that takes streetball too seriously

Son be like CHECK BALL *****! CHECK BALL!

 

[spiceman80]

if you never got on the bus through the back door or hopped a turnstyle

In Jr High we used to pull the emergency brake on the B8 bus on Utica and Avenue D. Some dudes would just jump out the back window

 

[rodrigofresh]

If you aint have to borrow something from each neighbor on the block so moms could cook dinner. 

 

[blacklion23]

If you've never made sugar water.

 

[tr1ll]

If you aint never rocked your clothes to school half way wet.

 

[numbah1grimey]

Sharing a bed with siblings or cousins. 2 sleep by the headboard, 2 sleeping at the bottom of the mattress.

 

[doublemesh96]

 

[dathbgboy]

If you actually have full sets of dishes and silverware. If your moms don't own a cast iron skillet specifically for frying chicken

 

[blacklion23]

 

[Verde Shuttles]

If you had a dish washer or one that worked