Worst Phrase You Could Ever Hear:

[richkarlmarx]

"I have cancer."

 

[otis dont play that]

"I have AIDS"

"You have AIDS"

"We have AIDS"

 

[jumpshot]

"YNS" "I think I'm pregnant" and "You're dead" are way worse.

 

[mynameaintg]

I have (enter any STD) > I am cheating on you > I am pregnant...

 

[islandfeeling]

Originally Posted by Otis Dont Play That

"I have AIDS"

"You have AIDS"

"We have AIDS"

 

[gstbmn]

You're the father.

 

[jayadict92]

"im so sorry... it's not you, it's me... i still love you..."

straight from right side of my brain

and from experience.

 

[dacityslanga]

from the female "I'm Late"

 

[j burner]

 

[starzinoureyes]

when girls think something is cool.. & their response to "jizz my pants" is "i creamed my panties".


x_x

edit: i may have misunderstood.

proceed with OG dicussion.

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by Otis Dont Play That

"I have AIDS"

"You have AIDS"

"We have AIDS"

lol


"___ died"

 

[jeffpark773]

"We the jury,find the defendant guilty"

 

[westhellthug]

the baby isnt yours its yo brothers

 

[dummy pinoy boy]

"i'm a man i forgot to tell you"

 

[nati p]

Originally Posted by dummy pinoy boy

"i'm a man i forgot to tell you"

 

[vidasman]

I love you, but im not IN LOVE with you

Wanna just lay and hold each other now?

Shipping is an extra $50

Yo Dough, Why she hit you?

My cell phone bill is soo high but I need to buy the baby some diapers or I would call you to come over tonight, lemme ask my sister if she can spot me a 50,,oh wait shoot I cant call her..ummmmmm

 

[jayadict92]

Originally Posted by dummy pinoy boy

"i'm a man i forgot to tell you"

RT @davy_Gee #dontyouhate when u pick up a chick after being in da club all day. Then u #$@%&!$# her and next thing you know it's a guy


is that you dummy?

 

[Master Zik]

Originally Posted by Otis Dont Play That

"I have AIDS"

"You have AIDS"

"We have AIDS"

 

[gaseousfashion]

"We're going to have to cut it off."

 

[stuntin909]

"Your (insert family) is dead"

 

[the yes guy]

You're going to die and its going to be painful, and every one of your friends hates you as does your family.

 

[horchata kid]

girl- "hey we need to talk...I haven't had my period yet..."

 

[xxxoverridexxx]

gentry187 wrote:

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No way in hell can she be a man! She's too hot. But if that's a man then I'll suck his d!ck! (nh)


Regarding Megan Fox

 

[purple face]

Hey kid, ever had your poop pushed in?

 

[boxer]

"can i be your stool softener?"












i am going to have to actually go with a girl you are sexually active with stating she tested positive for hiv.