Women of NT when you have sons, dont..

[hood17]

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols

Originally Posted by KatieJade4

LOL

Not gonna lie... When I was in high school my mother told me that if I masterbate on top of the covers all of my dead relatives in heaven would be able to see me touching myself. To this day I still have a hard time doing it on top of the covers.

Soooo if I have a son or daughter I will not say anything of the sort. Very damaging!

I heard this too... then I asked why they'd keep looking.Never got an answer.

Reminds me of jinns

 

[mj all day45]

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

what a nightmare

 

[alkatrez]

Originally Posted by KatieJade4

I used to watch porn on the family computer when everyone went to bed and I made sure to delete all the history and cookies and all that %%$+. One day my mom is on the computer and a porn pop-up came up and she was like "someone must be watching porn on this computer, Katie. Let me find out it's you." I was like "WHAT? Girls don't watch porn, maybe it's dad"

And I never heard anything about it again.

You ain't $#!%.........

 

[ksteezy]

Originally Posted by Peep Game

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

what a nightmare

 

[shoefreakbaby]

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating. 

Im not having kids 

Seems to be the best decision.

...............
you started this war, just remember that 

 

[yngsimba.sneakershoebox]

 

[mangudai954]

 

[Humbled]

That .gif...

I can't even laugh at that

 

[coolgraymemo]

First year of college ~

Went to classes then went to my dorm to rest. My (at the time) gf went with me since she had to do some stuff. We end up falling asleep in my twin sized bed. Sometime during my nap she leaves to go to class.
I'm about two hours into my nap when I hear knocking at the door. I ignore it hoping my roommate or gf will open it. They persist knocking so I get up to open the door (in basketball shorts). It's two girls from down the hall wanting me to sign a card for so-and-so's birthday (some of those really quiet nerdy girls).
I'm getting ready to sign the card when one of the girls looks down and starts blushing and gets really embarrassed. That's when I notice it.

I signed the card and went back to sleep.

 

[night marcher01]

All I know is that woman are the horniest when their on the dot! 

And masturbating?

Ehhh that %!!* is normal in my house!

I got a folder full of videos of the wifey and her friends masturbating.

When I use to live with my parents though?

Straight LULZ over my teenage years!

 

[Humbled]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

All I know is that woman are the horniest when their on the dot! 

And masturbating?

Ehhh that %!!* is normal in my house!

I got a folder full of videos of the wifey and her friends masturbating.

When I use to live with my parents though?

Straight LULZ over my teenage years!

Wait. You got vids of your girl's friends getting it in? What the +*+@? You're DONE if she finds that

 

[rareairheadxiii]

got caught by the chicks mOm. COming down the steps saw the covers with a ripple effect
Knew what it was, turned around and walked back up the stepsHaven't you guys ever slapped albert in the shower? throw on the good layer of cocoa butter and get down.

 

[kramer]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

All I know is that woman are the horniest when their on the dot! 

And masturbating?

Ehhh that %!!* is normal in my house!

I got a folder full of videos of the wifey and her friends masturbating.

When I use to live with my parents though?

Straight LULZ over my teenage years!

Them at the same time? what?

 

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Like it matters anyway... like hold up, let me upload videos and post videos on NT to prove my point.

I just got back from banned camp. I'm not trying to get on Meth's bad side again!

PM?

 

[Peep Game]

LOLOLOL Night Marcher just dropped that like he said "I took a drink of water today and tied my shoes"

 

[bigsid]

 

[night marcher01]

Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating.

 

[coolgraymemo]

.

 

[icekickz89]

Night marcher01 wrote:

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Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating.

My dude kept beating relentlessly. Not a damn to give

 

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating.

 look in his eyes.

 

[katiejade4]

Ewwww... that gif freaks me out. Dudes face is sooo creepy.

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating.

 look in his eyes.

 

[thebsprky]

Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating.

I'll just leave this here.....