Women of NT when you have sons, dont..

[katiejade4]

Originally Posted by toast1985

Originally Posted by KatieJade4

Originally Posted by toast1985

I actually didn't start until my junior year of college.

Really?!?! When did you lose your V card?

Freshmen year of college...18yrs. I didn't think I could fap because I wasn't circumcised. Then my ex encouraged me to try, I was like 

Oh alright. That explains it.

 

[monstar1]

Granny NOOOOOOO!

 

[sage909]

Never got caught once. 

 

[mmg]

*!@# with a younger bro now, i try not to surprise and let him know hes not home alone and what not

walking thru the crib making noise acting like im scaring off ghosts and intruders

 

[space doodoo pistols]

Originally Posted by KatieJade4

LOL

Not gonna lie... When I was in high school my mother told me that if I masterbate on top of the covers all of my dead relatives in heaven would be able to see me touching myself. To this day I still have a hard time doing it on top of the covers.

Soooo if I have a son or daughter I will not say anything of the sort. Very damaging!

I heard this too... then I asked why they'd keep looking.Never got an answer.

 

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by MonStar1

Granny NOOOOOOO!

 

[skateboard]

My bro had an iPod touch, and for a period of time he left it unlocked, so one day my mom (who's snoopy as ^%#&) decided to look through it while my older bro was in the shower, and she found a LIBRARY of porn on it. He got grilled like a mutha when he got out...I then promptly went over to my iPod and deleted some pics that my gf sent me

 

[createdestroy]

When I was 19 my ex thought her mom would be gone all day so we get ready to smash, for some reason she didnt want to do it in her bed so we creep over to her lil bro's room (he was like 9-10 at the time) and proceed to do the deed on his bed. Her mom came home early... she stopped halfway up the stairs after hearing us. She calmly yelled for me to leave. I walked past her looking at the floor. Next day, she acted like nothing happened. I felt weird for about a week, then snapped out of it and smashed at her crib again regularly.

 

[tr1ll]

So. Much. Wealth. In this tread!

 

[katiejade4]

I used to watch porn on the family computer when everyone went to bed and I made sure to delete all the history and cookies and all that %%$+. One day my mom is on the computer and a porn pop-up came up and she was like "someone must be watching porn on this computer, Katie. Let me find out it's you." I was like "WHAT? Girls don't watch porn, maybe it's dad"

And I never heard anything about it again.

 

[tr1ll]

^Daaamn, straight threw pops under the bus.

 

[justforsneaks]

 

[KMante]

Never been caught

 

[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

got caught having sex, the feeling of shame was no different.....my moms never brought it up again....but is like the elephant in the room whenever we all get together....

Dat feel

My mom caught me having sex more than once too

 

 

 

 

 
Sidenote-  I thought this thread was about morning wood... 

 

[createdestroy]

 

[lana85]

Lmao @ the video. Getting caught has to be one of the most embarrassing experiences ever.

 

[|A-Man|]

Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating. 

Im not having kids 

Seems to be the best decision.

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Originally Posted by wanksta23

and dont come in the room without knocking

I got caught fapping......on my mom's computer

She didn't see jr. but the damage was done

 

[atlien seeko]

Got caught sexin a couple times. I SWEAR my mom heard us though! Even still, KNOCK before you enter a room with a closed door. *%+# had me heated. Weird *%+#.

 

[ccastro02]

My lil brother caught me in the act when i was 12. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life. lol

 

[rusty shackelford]

Originally Posted by KatieJade4

I used to watch porn on the family computer when everyone went to bed and I made sure to delete all the history and cookies and all that %%$+. One day my mom is on the computer and a porn pop-up came up and she was like "someone must be watching porn on this computer, Katie. Let me find out it's you." I was like "WHAT? Girls don't watch porn, maybe it's dad"

And I never heard anything about it again.

What porn do women watch?

I've seen the made for women category, but it's just regular porn but slower.

On a separate note.

When I was 12 and my brother was 11. He downloaded a crapload of Japanese porn pics.

Mom goes on her computer under the recent items menu and sees a bunch of pics all titled

"asian 1" through like 9. So she calls me and my brother in the room and questions us.

With my quick thinking I came up with some BS reason that the pics were accidental downloads from limewire or something like that.

Turns out she actually believes it

. She never let us use limewire again but at least I ain't take that whoopin.

 

[Peep Game]

this thread....is great

I remember gettin it in with my gf on the couch (side spooning style), and in the middle of it, I heard my mom calling my name, and I could hear her voice was getting closer and closer, and (while in the middle of increasingly slower strokes) my gf said "omg, i thought your parents were asleep". I was like "Ooooh god, I did too", and ended up blowing all over her butt and thighs. So we're both messy and sticky under the covers (tv's on btw), and my mom comes in the living room like "hey, i need you to go get [something] out of my truck", and she hands me her keys and sits on the other couch. There's nothing more awkward than both you and your gf trying to slide your pants back on under the covers as if nothing was going on

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Originally Posted by CreateDestroy

When I was 19 my ex thought her mom would be gone all day so we get ready to smash, for some reason she didnt want to do it in her bed so we creep over to her lil bro's room (he was like 9-10 at the time) and proceed to do the deed on his bed. Her mom came home early... she stopped halfway up the stairs after hearing us. She calmly yelled for me to leave. I walked past her looking at the floor. Next day, she acted like nothing happened. I felt weird for about a week, then snapped out of it and smashed at her crib again regularly.

Damn, had to be the longest walk of your life

  

 

[Ofc.Phan]

i know that feel

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[rolaholic]

Stealth mode's been activated since I was a youngin