Women of NT when you have sons, dont..

Originally Posted by DaulDierce

Do girls fap to porn? Or do they just watch it casually. Like eat something while watching it.?

I could just imagine...

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Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Im not having kids 
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Seems to be the best decision.

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you started this war, just remember that 
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You the one quoting me all the time referencing my posts from other threads. I mean it though, that decision, seems to be for the best.
Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating.
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I don't even want to know where this is from.

Aint this that kid from the Gonzo movie?
 
Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

^While I do like story I have trouble watching a full scene, it gets boring
I'd rather watch 8 3 minute scenes than 1 24 minute scene

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Originally Posted by CoolGrayMemo

Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

^While I do like story I have trouble watching a full scene, it gets boring
I'd rather watch 8 3 minute scenes than 1 24 minute scene

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You cant even get your rhythm going in 3 minutes that's a tease
 
Originally Posted by Lubu1

Originally Posted by ricky409

I thought it was going to be some "I can be the mother and father!" Stuff.

Why do we address "women of NikeTalk "?

There's like...6...

And they ARE NOT normal cuz they know how we think...

They're on a different level cuz they aint eem mad if a guy is honest..

Correct. I doubt we'd aproach any of them in public. Thats just being honest. I picture the women of NT as chicks I'd be comfortable farting in front of.

we get no respect smh
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Originally Posted by MMG

*!@# with a younger bro now, i try not to surprise and let him know hes not home alone and what not
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walking thru the crib making noise acting like im scaring off ghosts and intruders
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im a only child, and its just my and my momma...only thing i got walked on was pipin my ex, and some slide, both time we was under da sheets, so it was more of a annoyance then being surprised.

now my pops in DR, straight up walked in and me breaking up a broad in his bedroom...i was wild embarrassed cuz da chick was screamin like she was gettin murdered...i thought i had da house to myself that day
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Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ


Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Originally Posted by ATGD7154xBBxMZ

Seems to be the best decision.

.............

you started this war, just remember that 
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You the one quoting me all the time referencing my posts from other threads. I mean it though, that decision, seems to be for the best.
.....oh ok 
you safe 

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for now
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Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

^While I do like story I have trouble watching a full scene, it gets boring
I'd rather watch 8 3 minute scenes than 1 24 minute scene
Yooo.....rusty....
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It's 3:10am and I just got home like 20 min ago and this is one 
of the first things I see. Can't do it, I need to take my ^@% to sleep
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Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

^While I do like story I have trouble watching a full scene, it gets boring
I'd rather watch 8 3 minute scenes than 1 24 minute scene


I feel you bro...

But that's what the hovering feature is for, if I put my mouse on it and it doesn't look like she's screaming at the top of her lungs or getting her insides dug out. I'm simply not clicking it.

Now if I see the girl doing some crazy Spiderman "Hi there" positions... Oh best believe, it's ON!
 
why would a mother do this? i mean, she obviously knows how penises work if she conceived you and is presumably married/ has been with a man for some time.

UNLESS- she does it to mortify you so maybe you will set your alarm clock and wake up early in the future so she won't be able to do that to you. now that'd be evil genius.
 
Originally Posted by lana85

Id die if I caught my son masturbating.
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I'd just hit him with the "Better clean that shhh up." And then later we would sit down and have the talk about how wet naps are the real deal and peeing after ejaculating is the healthy thing to do. Showers after sex also.
 
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