thadoctadvocate
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U stay in Cali?Still have my vcard ... and I'm 20. I have never had a girlfriend either
Get made fun of all the time for it.
I've been soooooooo close. A few stories come to mind.... Junior year in high school I ask a girl I had been talking to, to come to homecoming with me. She agrees. Now my friend her dated her Freshman year said she was a freak and loved sex. I kind of found it hard to believe until I picked her up. I kid you not, the first words that came out of her mouth were " You brought the condoms right?" and smiled at me. I , uncharmingly said, "I'll get some if you we need them" . Fast forward to the end of the game and we are walking outside towards my Yukon. As soon as I started heading towards my door she grabs me and starts making out with me. About 10 seconds later she kind of shoves me away and tells me that I suck.
On the ride home I try again. This time trying to flirt with her and it just came off as awkward. I don't remember how we got to the point but she grabbed my hand and started sucking on my fingers.
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. I guess i made her feel awkward about it because I was just staring at her every few seconds.
We stopped. When I dropped her off I had asked her if she was going to sneak out later so I can try to get it in at the river. She replied with " not a chance". Man I just felt so ... Un-Manly. Like I wasn't man enough to get the job done. Depressing really.
I have 3 had chances with this girl alone .
I've even had a chance with a beautiful blonde. She had asked me if I wanted to stay after a party once ( drunk af). I asked her where I would sleep and the next thing I remember hearing was "My bed".. I thought she had a bf but if i remember correctly she said they were fighting. I somehow did not get laid x 100
This is her (the blonde)
How old are u?
If u do and old enough I know some bad ******* who wouldn't mind turning u out
im down for this NT menage