What's the grimiest thing you've ever done?

[name i koop]

Senior year in college...had this chic in my room, had no intention on smashing...AT ALL, until I saw a $20 bill hanging from her pocket...I was on scholarship, but they aint give Canadians pell grants, so I was always hustlin....Anyhow, I carefully removed broads jeans and made sure that the $20 would end up in my hands and underneath my futon...proceeded to smash for about a minute then sent her back down the hall upset....my bad

 

[name i koop]

Senior year in college...had this chic in my room, had no intention on smashing...AT ALL, until I saw a $20 bill hanging from her pocket...I was on scholarship, but they aint give Canadians pell grants, so I was always hustlin....Anyhow, I carefully removed broads jeans and made sure that the $20 would end up in my hands and underneath my futon...proceeded to smash for about a minute then sent her back down the hall upset....my bad

 

[ogmikey]

12 years old playing football in the street with a vortex with a couple my friends. One of our neighbors had their grandson or nephew or something come in town and he was mentally handicapped. He wasn't just slow, I mean uncontrollable drool, lay down in the middle of the street and point at clouds that weren't there, had a 60's bowlcut handicap. So me and my friends are playing and he's running up and down the street alongside our game(not playing). Before we start the next play I tell everyone he keeps getting in the way and it was only a matter of time before he gets pegged, his uncle even told his !#! to get out the street. So they hike the ball and he starts running down the street along one of my friends like he's playing. He only gets about 20 feet away when i throw the ball and it beans the kid right in the back of the head. He automatically slumped mid run and took him a minute to get up. He learned to stay his !#! out the street.

 

[ogmikey]

12 years old playing football in the street with a vortex with a couple my friends. One of our neighbors had their grandson or nephew or something come in town and he was mentally handicapped. He wasn't just slow, I mean uncontrollable drool, lay down in the middle of the street and point at clouds that weren't there, had a 60's bowlcut handicap. So me and my friends are playing and he's running up and down the street alongside our game(not playing). Before we start the next play I tell everyone he keeps getting in the way and it was only a matter of time before he gets pegged, his uncle even told his !#! to get out the street. So they hike the ball and he starts running down the street along one of my friends like he's playing. He only gets about 20 feet away when i throw the ball and it beans the kid right in the back of the head. He automatically slumped mid run and took him a minute to get up. He learned to stay his !#! out the street.

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

Originally Posted by Wade187

Some of you dudes sound like straight dirt bags. I don't think I've done anything as grimy as the stuff in here for the most part since I was a kid. But the one thing that comes to mind is when I was about 12 my sister was having a birthday party/cookout and they had like the blow up castle you can jump in and %@*+. So I'm jumping around in there and my moms friends son who was slow slobbered on me or something like that. So I grab a couple my boys and am like watch this. Pee in a cup and threw some ice cubes in it, then gave it to dude and told him it was pineapple soda. Son drank the whole thing and proceeded to laugh my @$+ off with my boys. %@*+ was wrong as hell, but I was a kid. Did a lot of stuff like that until I knew better

"watch dis"

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

Originally Posted by Wade187

Some of you dudes sound like straight dirt bags. I don't think I've done anything as grimy as the stuff in here for the most part since I was a kid. But the one thing that comes to mind is when I was about 12 my sister was having a birthday party/cookout and they had like the blow up castle you can jump in and %@*+. So I'm jumping around in there and my moms friends son who was slow slobbered on me or something like that. So I grab a couple my boys and am like watch this. Pee in a cup and threw some ice cubes in it, then gave it to dude and told him it was pineapple soda. Son drank the whole thing and proceeded to laugh my @$+ off with my boys. %@*+ was wrong as hell, but I was a kid. Did a lot of stuff like that until I knew better

"watch dis"

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by Name I Koop

Senior year in college...had this chic in my room, had no intention on smashing...AT ALL, until I saw a $20 bill hanging from her pocket...I was on scholarship, but they aint give Canadians pell grants, so I was always hustlin....Anyhow, I carefully removed broads jeans and made sure that the $20 would end up in my hands and underneath my futon...proceeded to smash for about a minute then sent her back down the hall upset....my bad

 

[jrp44]

Originally Posted by Name I Koop

Senior year in college...had this chic in my room, had no intention on smashing...AT ALL, until I saw a $20 bill hanging from her pocket...I was on scholarship, but they aint give Canadians pell grants, so I was always hustlin....Anyhow, I carefully removed broads jeans and made sure that the $20 would end up in my hands and underneath my futon...proceeded to smash for about a minute then sent her back down the hall upset....my bad

 

[i am knowledge]

[table][tr][td]
[/td][td]
[/td][/tr][/table]Where do i start?

I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister
And to this day he still wont speak to me (I'm sorry)

I pawned my grandpa’s highschool class ring (He was the first to graduate in collage
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline (

Fun night)
I took a swing at my old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that it would be his last (I really didn't)

I wish mom had rung my neck
When she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I’m down to my last pack (New Ports is 9 dollars a pack now!)

If only I’d of known That later on down the road
I’d look back and not like what I see
I’d of changed a lot of things Startin’ with myself

I called my brother all the %**#@%@ in the book
The night he wouldn’t bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks here would die for (In a Recession!)
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin’ by the bed
When the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die (I aint %%@$)
 ake Own Startin with me

 

[i am knowledge]

[table][tr][td]
[/td][td]
[/td][/tr][/table]Where do i start?

I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister
And to this day he still wont speak to me (I'm sorry)

I pawned my grandpa’s highschool class ring (He was the first to graduate in collage
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline (

Fun night)
I took a swing at my old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that it would be his last (I really didn't)

I wish mom had rung my neck
When she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I’m down to my last pack (New Ports is 9 dollars a pack now!)

If only I’d of known That later on down the road
I’d look back and not like what I see
I’d of changed a lot of things Startin’ with myself

I called my brother all the %**#@%@ in the book
The night he wouldn’t bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks here would die for (In a Recession!)
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin’ by the bed
When the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die (I aint %%@$)
 ake Own Startin with me

 

[dimeslikehefner]

Originally Posted by I AM KNOWLEDGE

[table][tr][td]
[/td][td]
[/td][/tr][/table]Where do i start?

I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister
And to this day he still wont speak to me (I'm sorry)

I pawned my grandpa’s highschool class ring (He was the first to graduate in collage
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline (

Fun night)
I took a swing at my old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that it would be his last (I really didn't)

I wish mom had rung my neck
When she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I’m down to my last pack (New Ports is 9 dollars a pack now!)

If only I’d of known That later on down the road
I’d look back and not like what I see
I’d of changed a lot of things Startin’ with myself

I called my brother all the %**#@%@ in the book
The night he wouldn’t bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks here would die for (In a Recession!)
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin’ by the bed
When the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die (I aint %%@$)
 ake Own Startin with me

Safe to say you didn't go to COLLEGE 

 

[dimeslikehefner]

Originally Posted by I AM KNOWLEDGE

[table][tr][td]
[/td][td]
[/td][/tr][/table]Where do i start?

I had a one night stand with my best friends baby sister
And to this day he still wont speak to me (I'm sorry)

I pawned my grandpa’s highschool class ring (He was the first to graduate in collage
For a case of beer and a tank of gasoline (

Fun night)
I took a swing at my old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that it would be his last (I really didn't)

I wish mom had rung my neck
When she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I’m down to my last pack (New Ports is 9 dollars a pack now!)

If only I’d of known That later on down the road
I’d look back and not like what I see
I’d of changed a lot of things Startin’ with myself

I called my brother all the %**#@%@ in the book
The night he wouldn’t bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks here would die for (In a Recession!)
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin’ by the bed
When the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die (I aint %%@$)
 ake Own Startin with me

Safe to say you didn't go to COLLEGE 

 

[bean pie slanga]

Ripped a fart at my Grandma's funeral.

 

[bean pie slanga]

Ripped a fart at my Grandma's funeral.

 

[doak]

let 1 go on a chick face while she was sleepin

 

[doak]

let 1 go on a chick face while she was sleepin

 

[sloanboy]

when i was bout 9-10 i stole wwjd bracelets from a CHURCH sale................... i still to this day havent forgave myself for that i dont think nobody can cop and yes im a religious person this my first time ever talking about it......smh

 

[sloanboy]

when i was bout 9-10 i stole wwjd bracelets from a CHURCH sale................... i still to this day havent forgave myself for that i dont think nobody can cop and yes im a religious person this my first time ever talking about it......smh

 

[abc]

^ does that look like rap lyrics to anyone else?
Anyways, my senior year of HS I was really itching to lose the V card... so my friend who had a kid her junior year invites me over to her house, claiming she needs me to watch the kid for a second while she runs to the store. I showed up and she was dressed up like she wanted it 

 We had talked about smashing before and I knew it was about to go down. She went to the store and I remember just looking at the kid, wondering, do you have any idea that I'm about to smash your mom in less than 20 minutes? I ended up having her ride me on her bed, literally two feet from this baby. 

The girl ended up getting into some weird stuff like porn, and we got into a big fight about me questioning her parenting. We haven't talked for two years, which makes me sad from time to time.

--

Probably the grimiest thing though went down my sophomore year of college. My buddy just broke up with his girlfriend and invited over the master of jump-offs. Since we lived in a dorm, she asked me to leave the room for a little bit. I hit her with the 

 face and stayed on my computer (probably on NT).

She asked me, "what is it going to take for you to leave the room?" I was feeling reckless and said she was going to have to dome me up. She said "that's all?" And we immediately got into a really messed up conversation. She said she would feel bad doming me up but not my roommate... so the gears started turning and we came up with this contest.

We decided we would both get head (separately) and see who could bust first. I made sure I went first (my roommate didn't care, lol) and got it off in 6 min. My roommate came in from the hallway and busted in 3, winning the contest. There was no prize I guess, not sure why it had to be a contest.

Anyways, I'll never forget what she said after all of this... "your guys' cum is probably fighting in my stomach" 

 to think that this is going to be someone's mother some day 

 

[abc]

^ does that look like rap lyrics to anyone else?
Anyways, my senior year of HS I was really itching to lose the V card... so my friend who had a kid her junior year invites me over to her house, claiming she needs me to watch the kid for a second while she runs to the store. I showed up and she was dressed up like she wanted it 

 We had talked about smashing before and I knew it was about to go down. She went to the store and I remember just looking at the kid, wondering, do you have any idea that I'm about to smash your mom in less than 20 minutes? I ended up having her ride me on her bed, literally two feet from this baby. 

The girl ended up getting into some weird stuff like porn, and we got into a big fight about me questioning her parenting. We haven't talked for two years, which makes me sad from time to time.

--

Probably the grimiest thing though went down my sophomore year of college. My buddy just broke up with his girlfriend and invited over the master of jump-offs. Since we lived in a dorm, she asked me to leave the room for a little bit. I hit her with the 

 face and stayed on my computer (probably on NT).

She asked me, "what is it going to take for you to leave the room?" I was feeling reckless and said she was going to have to dome me up. She said "that's all?" And we immediately got into a really messed up conversation. She said she would feel bad doming me up but not my roommate... so the gears started turning and we came up with this contest.

We decided we would both get head (separately) and see who could bust first. I made sure I went first (my roommate didn't care, lol) and got it off in 6 min. My roommate came in from the hallway and busted in 3, winning the contest. There was no prize I guess, not sure why it had to be a contest.

Anyways, I'll never forget what she said after all of this... "your guys' cum is probably fighting in my stomach" 

 to think that this is going to be someone's mother some day 

 

[capricorn1229]

I've had some grimey moments that I'm not to proud of and I would def. be judged so I'm not gonna share.

 

[capricorn1229]

I've had some grimey moments that I'm not to proud of and I would def. be judged so I'm not gonna share.

 

[the notorious bum]

I was a sophomore in HS, I had a real cool mellow english teacher who was older, maybe in his 60's.
He was always to confident around his students, and would leave his desk and let students sit in it.
He had just bought an ipod classic, this was back in 2006 might I add, so ipod's were booming.
My friends notice he left it in his desk, we make a plan to snatch it up, I go distract Mr. Cooper, my boy snatches it and dips out with a pass to the nurse he had just asked for.
Coopers ask the next day if anyone knows anything, throwing in a HUNDRED dollar reward, I didn't say a damn word.
Me and Cooper are cool till this day, I talk to him when I visit my old school from time to time.
He doesn't know though

I was a TA back in 7th grade for a PE teacher, as soon as everyone was done changing and left the locker room, I would go and check to see who left their lockers open and snatch up the money left in their pockets.
I came up on mad cake for that whole semester.
I still wonder why those damn kids carried 50+ dollars on them.
I never carried more than 10 dollars

 

[the notorious bum]

I was a sophomore in HS, I had a real cool mellow english teacher who was older, maybe in his 60's.
He was always to confident around his students, and would leave his desk and let students sit in it.
He had just bought an ipod classic, this was back in 2006 might I add, so ipod's were booming.
My friends notice he left it in his desk, we make a plan to snatch it up, I go distract Mr. Cooper, my boy snatches it and dips out with a pass to the nurse he had just asked for.
Coopers ask the next day if anyone knows anything, throwing in a HUNDRED dollar reward, I didn't say a damn word.
Me and Cooper are cool till this day, I talk to him when I visit my old school from time to time.
He doesn't know though

I was a TA back in 7th grade for a PE teacher, as soon as everyone was done changing and left the locker room, I would go and check to see who left their lockers open and snatch up the money left in their pockets.
I came up on mad cake for that whole semester.
I still wonder why those damn kids carried 50+ dollars on them.
I never carried more than 10 dollars

 

[ignantbliss]

Originally Posted by ABC

Anyways, I'll never forget what she said after all of this... "your guys' cum is probably fighting in my stomach" 

 to think that this is going to be someone's mother some day