What would you do if your secretary pooped her pants?

[raw120]

My dad just called me and broke the news. She just lost total control of her bowels.

He said his office stinks right now.....

 

[dirtylicious]

umm.....get it cleaned up and bring in some fans.

 

[lazy b]

Tell her to go home. She was afraid to leave her desk?

 

[falcon4567]

I'm calling a half day for the whole office

 

[cobra kai]

Originally Posted by Dirtylicious

umm.....get it cleaned up and bring in some fans.

always straight to the point w/ the most logical answer.

 

[sekim2detcidda]

PICS?

j/k, i had this happen at my previous employer. best thing to do would be to just send her home, and not expose her. if she is a secretary she can get back atyour dad quite easy (messing up agenda, emails, etc)

 

[potus2028]

Fire her with extreme prejudice...

 

[eight2one]

well it Depends.....

 

[harlem]

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

Eww

 

[spot rusherz]

#+%+% Disgusting

 

[carlosdapaperboy]

tell her to ****.

 

[you go boy]

grimey

 

[rawjs]

 

[kickmatic23]

 

[kixofrinic]

LOL

 

[shoehefner5]

Originally Posted by eight2one

well it Depends.....

 

[shannonscrooks]

 

[dearwinter219]

Play it cool...send the poor gal to the crib POLITELY with the days' pay, and make sure not to embarrass her as much as possible. Poor little girl.... Nowshe owes your dad some head

 

[kicks off]

He said his office stinks right now.....

I bet it does.

 

[willapeer]

tell him to fire her asap

 

[dudleydawson]

Step into my office....You're $^%$#@! FIRED!!!!

 

[dearwinter219]

^The sig! The sig!!!!

 

[Bonafide]

send her home for the day

 

[nicke1z]

that's disgustin.