what just happened to me

[se73n0]

My man hit a curb and had a life altering experience.

 

[nfynite]

 

[jthagreat]

ol girl popped a molly in ya drink
UOENO

 

[gumsoul410]

What did your girlfriend say after you cried?

 

[da doc03]

 

dump the girl she really made u go to a mcdonalds and audibled last second to get fries at whataburger

slippery slope

Next thing uno OPs "girl" is gunna ask if he can toss her salad and at the last second she gunna omaha omaha and She gun be tossing his salad

 

[mrnappy]

You ran a curb...

This the ish I be talking bout, these kids is soft.

 

[mmr31d]

OP forgot to add "...........and then I woke up"; I am as confused as you are.

Running the curb does all that to you? Damn, man.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Swing at the air trey

 

[andretti]

Stop exhibiting ***** behavior bruh.....

 

[SC kid]

Op pats the grease of his pizza wit a napkin

 

[Gordonson]

Op pats the grease of his pizza wit a napkin

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thinks that this is straight vaginal behavior

 

[joe quimby]

OP, your girl ain't gonna look at you the same way anymore. Kiss your relationship goodbye

"hey can we pick up my friend, tyrone?"

 

[mrnappy]

Next thing uno OPs "girl" is gunna ask if he can toss her salad and at the last second she gunna omaha omaha and She gun be tossing his salad

 

[tomdiginson]

Your girl probably lost all respect for you and in a matter of time she will probably break up with you.

 

[venom lyrix]

what the hell is this even about...op's post is a bunch of nonsensical words

 

[lobotomybeats]

 

[crystalmethod]

Why your girl need permission from her mom before seeing a movie though?

I'm saying ...

 

[finallyfamous]

You're a disgrace to NT

Ban yourself.

 

[stuntastic020]

Yo I'm really tryna understand wth I just read

this, I'm hella confused about what dude is even trying to say. you almost got in a car accident and that made you love your girl?

 

[forthelove]

damn so much hate in the thread it dont even matter anymore everything is goof

 

[hennessy]

This is why I don't eat fast food. Rots your brain.

 

[grandtheftbike]

-went to the mall to watch spiderman with girl
-had s e x in the car
-wanted ice cream
-didnt want ice cream
-wanted fries
-panics after hitting the curb (drive thru?? pls confirm OP)

Spoiler: -pulls into mall, reclines seat and

-girl cheers him up
-sees a few nters walk by and wanted to show them da hands

amirite

 

[bhergh]

Op pats the grease of his pizza wit a napkin

I knew I couldn't be the only one who thinks that this is straight vaginal behavior

 

[fresh112]

 

drying off the pizza is worse than ordering gluten free. smh

Norris aint order no gluten free...RIP alpha male OP