What do you do that others don't? Vol. FREAKY NTers

[uncfatfan]

freaky/weird things i do

I fap to female foot pics
I only watch interracial(white women) or mature porn
I can only sleep when i'm freezing cold
Whenever i'm in pain, or if i hurt something, i always pick/or bend it to see the limit of pain i can handle

 

[mytmouse76]

i was sitting under a heater at work the other day and said to myself "i feel like a poptart" my coworker heard me...i was so embarrassed...

i run up all stairs and hills when no one is looking...ALWAYS

i have a line from a movie or song for most situations...when i'm sick i say to myself "i been shot in the head baby...my body dif'rent...i'm breathin dif'rent"

most of my lines lately have come from Paid In Full or Five Heartbeats

 

[stripe]

i was sitting under a heater at work the other day and said to myself "i feel like a poptart" my coworker heard me...i was so embarrassed...
i run up all stairs and hills when no one is looking...ALWAYS
i have a line from a movie or song for most situations...when i'm sick i say to myself "i been shot in the head baby...my body dif'rent...i'm breathin dif'rent"
most of my lines lately have come from Paid In Full or Five Heartbeats

pull ya skirt down b

naw really thats hilarious tho. I got a cousin who does the same thing.

 

[jjs]

I fap to female foot pics

 

[Nike Still Sux]

freaky/weird things i do
I fap to female foot pics

 

[mackmittenzz]

I take suboxen. Better than goin and getting high... I feel the Bol gatzby, opiates no joke.... I started off wit that sizzurp, ended up doin 30s, been to countless programs, jail, AA, na, and now I'm just content w the subs... Really a he'll of a lot of a better person then I was. I've done some grimy ****.. My hood is a trap...and 95% of the people I grew up with are fens, even the ones who trap get hi..

I treat my dog like my son. He's a lazy pot head..my dog loves weed smoke.

I lurk NT for LOLZ, then post hours after.

Spending time on NT or the Internet in general is like a safe haven, because when I go out I'm liabile to get locked up...

I wanna move so bad.

I don't really do "weird" stuff... If I can think of anything I'll keep y'all posted

EDIT I wiki just about everything...I like getting put up on dat useless knowledge

 

[Thierry Henry]

I typically recall smh moments when I'm bored or have time on my hands and then I think to myself why did I do that for... then I curse or say some random **** like "**** me" or "suck me" or some sort of homosexual conduct. Is this just me?

Naw it's not only you, I also do this. I just don't say the "smang myself" part like you

 

[mytmouse76]

how could i forget!

i have this random goal to be interviewed on 106 and park...i don't watch the show but when ever something happens in pop culture i imagine being asked my opinions and keepin super 100 while not offending my industry peers and being blacklisted in the industry...

 

[leochild]

I keep a running TV drama type scenario involving me in my imagination. One ongoing storyline with myself and fictional characters.

I usually add on another scene when I get bored and start to daydream.

I'm extra sensitive to peoples usually unnoticeable natural body odors. Sometimes even from feet away. Some people's odorous chemistry can be very off putting.

I hate being in complete darkness. Have to sleep with a nightlight

Sometimes when I'm stressed I rip up little pieces of paper and roll them into little balls.

I swear I can hear what people are thinking sometimes. But it could just be my imagination. It usually turns out to be correct tho.

I tell people all the time I remember the day of my birth.

My process of eating a slice of pizza is as follows:

1) Take off the crust

2) Eat half of the crust

3) Start eating from the front of the slice, until about midway

4) East the other half of the crust

5) Finish off the middle

 

[beardedkevin]

I contemplate my existence at that moment in time, then proceed to trip out for like 5 minutes

 

[shoelyesses]

when i skeet i like to make designs smiley faces etc on chicks back

when i bust i think wow that couldve been the next... insert pres... famous star etc...

i wipe my butt with baby wipes... the notion of tissue is like trying to use a paper towel to get peanut butter outta a shag carpet

i fart in the covers and go under and check the smell

i fart silent in rooms... come back and blame it on others

i check the baby wipes to make sure no more poop in my butt

i shower after dumping

i hate to kiss/cuddle once im done smashing

i use to like poppin pimples

i dont do dumps in public

when ppl have nasty bathrooms i piss in the sink and rinse it down

when ppl have nice towels etc that u cant use... i wipe my butt with them and hang it back up

i egg on stereotypes wheneve im around ppl i know who buy into stereotypes... aka old white lady who like omg hes gonna jump/rob/shoot/kill/rape me... i act like what they say just to mess with them

i purposely mess with ppl who have crappy jobs like fast food who let it be known they hate their jobs

i sleep with sirious radio every night or podcast

i drink green tea every and i mean every morning along with one cig

i grow out my nails/toes just to cut them

same with beard

i never let my car get lower then 5 or 10 bucks of gas... i always fill up right when its 5 or 10 bucks short

i never use a atm/credit card in hood stores

i actually watch porn like real movies

i go on sites like instagram etc a crush those gold diggers dreams...

i free sample foods etc like at the mall to death even when i have no intentions of buying

i have always manscaped

i cant sleep hot and even have fans windows open in the winter

i still to this day set u my closet/drawers clothes folded etc military style

i short change rolls on money when i take it to the bank

i always keep inscents or candles burning

i only view/be on niketalk in my man cave... my kids/old lady have no clue what i be doing down here... probably think im who knows

i still talk to some ppl on yahoo/aim/myspace/mocospace/tagged

i switch good liqour with crackhead cheap stuff when i have parties get togethers

 

[krazy]

I crack my toes..

 

[iamyourfather]

 

[airthompson]

I have funny conversations between characters I make up in my head when I drive or clean.
If I fap it has to be to a particular scene I wanna see that moment. If I don't find what I'm looking for I sleep.
I organize things at stores at times, if its really cluttered.
I smell food before I eat it.

 

[johnnyhardaway]

• Pick my nose with my toes. Feelsgoodman
• Smell my armpit because I enjoy the scent.
• Cant' eat a burger or nuggets without ketchup. If I don't have it, won't eat it, even if I'm hungry. I drown them in it, It's a must.

 

[ellimacecyoj]

-I don't really think that eating a burger/sandwich upside down is weird. The top bun/slice of bread is usually the stronger and more intact one especially if it's a monstrous burger/sandwich.
-I work behind a counter (with carpet) and I prefer working with no shoes on.
-When I was young, we would always have an ant problem and I would collect a bunch of ants and spray them with a concoction of perfumes I mixed together. Then keep the ants in a box. I was a disturbed child.
-I am entertained by gore. (not REAL gore but movies and whatnot. I watched A Serbian Film with a straight face the whole time.)

 

[bendover]

I type on my phone   "__(Insert my name here)____ IS COOL"
I scratch my armpit or booty and then smell it lol
 

 

[41239]

this is dumb, "you think you're unique but really you're not" thread in disguise

too many repeats in here

 

[jjs]

this is dumb, "you think you're unique but really you're not" thread in disguise
too many repeats in here

Some are really freaky though.

 

[jjs]

2 more things for me :

- I always pee in the shower. Even if I don't need to, after 5 minutes in the shower, I'll pee in it.
- When I scratch my self or something, I always put alcohol on it just to feel the pain.

 

[carver]

2 more things for me :

- I always pee in the shower. Even if I don't need to, after 5 minutes in the shower, I'll pee in it.
- When I scratch my self or something, I always put alcohol on it just to feel the pain.

The feeling the pain **** is weird, b.

But the peeing in the shower.. I always do it.. swear to god, as soon as that water turns on my pee just comes out as if I'm turning that joint on

 

[danikerhino]

I went through this phase in middle school where I was trying to figure out why I'm me. Literally. Like, every time I looked in a mirror my mind was blown at the fact that I was inside a body. I felt like I was controlling a machine or something.
I think that's it.

-I also joke about stuff even when there's no one around.
-I think up music videos when I listen to certain songs, I swear I could be a decent producer with my imagination.