PatRiley
formerly heirjordan15
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- Dec 26, 2004
Wake up
Ride my scooter to 7-11
Come back to the house with a 18 pack and either a banana or apple
Eat apple or banana for breakfast
Kill a couple brews
Do a few donuts in my 86 Beamer
Cut down bushes outside with my machete
Drink a few more
Shoot lizards with my BB gun
Order jimmy johns (#16 w/ cheese) and roll one up
If delivery man is cool, invite him inside to join
Kill a few more brews
Jump on the trampoline and feed my chickens leftovers from lunch
Take a nap in the hammock
Wake up and drink more
Homies get off work and come over with beer
Watch an episode of dexter
Start a bonfire and drink more
Attempt to grill some food
Use all beer cans for target practice
Eat food and invite girls over
Girls never show up so I fall asleep and repeat
Ride my scooter to 7-11
Come back to the house with a 18 pack and either a banana or apple
Eat apple or banana for breakfast
Kill a couple brews
Do a few donuts in my 86 Beamer
Cut down bushes outside with my machete
Drink a few more
Shoot lizards with my BB gun
Order jimmy johns (#16 w/ cheese) and roll one up
If delivery man is cool, invite him inside to join
Kill a few more brews
Jump on the trampoline and feed my chickens leftovers from lunch
Take a nap in the hammock
Wake up and drink more
Homies get off work and come over with beer
Watch an episode of dexter
Start a bonfire and drink more
Attempt to grill some food
Use all beer cans for target practice
Eat food and invite girls over
Girls never show up so I fall asleep and repeat