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Better than folks that strip naked to take a #2, while at amusement park bathrooms.
Not even saying any names
Lol @ Kings dominion bathroom
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Better than folks that strip naked to take a #2, while at amusement park bathrooms.
Not even saying any names
Poop is just one of those things you can't predict. You don't know how clean or messy it's going to be, the shape, size, solid or soft, etc. No pun intended, but sometimes **** jusf happens.fr, if ya drink enough water and have enough fiber in your diet, you really don't need more than 2 squares of TP (of if any)
Charmin Ultra Strong.
- more than SOFT enough, but without the little lint balls left in the gooch
- STRONG enough to withstand even the most vigorous wipers
- I used to be a wadder, but switched to a 3-sheet folder and can get multiple wipes with the charmin US
In a hazmat situation, I will use Dude Wipes (nearly odorless, have aloe, very cheap). I am aware of the potential damage of sewers by wet wipes, so like I said...only in emergencies. BUT YOU ALWAYS START DRY! I don't understand the crazy people who start wet, just mushing the mess around. Start dry, finish wet.
And of course if we're dealing with an illness, hangover, or spicy food...sometimes you just have to throw in the towel and hop in the shower (if you're at home).
also towards the end of wiping with the wet wipes
u wring it out very damp
to finish up
so u dont have a moist crack
What do you do when a crisis hits?
Think that's a Filipino thing, SC kidWhats this cup & water technique thats mentioned? How does that work?
so like u was on ur back legs in the airI use toilet paper and baby wipes, the ones with shea and cocoa butter/aloe, only the best for my bum. When I'm out, I just gotta use all the t.p and/or ruin your plumbing with wipes if I actually know it's about to be a problem and I pack some wipes with me (have a daughter so I just grab them out the diaper bag and go into Marshall's, Target, Starbucks, Lowes, etc- places with clean bathrooms and/or single person ones esp).
Even the flushable ones ruin septic systems, there was a picture of somewhere in N.C where they had to cut a pipe open because they just form a wad. And I am typically environmentally conscious, but sorry, gotta get this B hole so clean you can eat from it. Because the last x did sometimes. I didn't enjoy it but it was tolerable, if she didn't I wasn't like yo wassup you forgot something I feel cheated by this expeience, but just had to be ready at all times because you never knew when she was gonna be in the mood for that portion. Didn't want to have just had one of them B.M's where 9 wipes in and it's still poo marks and you're just like **** it I got **** to do and call it and then she wanna come home feeling like munchin
Used to be a big gallon bottle of water in the bathroom at work from someone who was doing the Thabo (fitting because his game was *** even tho his wife was bae). I don't get how you don't make a mess when you do that because gravity.
My wife recently went to a pleasure partylike usually just on my back like we were about to mish (I'm usually bottom), bend one knee provide enough clearance, and she was before me, as if she snakecrawled from the bottom of the bed and I was at the top half laying down with my head and shoulders up like to watch tv or something, like giving me oral then it was like "oooohhhtt! she in there." I ate her groceries out from the second position tho, usually still from the p first. #yolo Or she'd do the facesit but again I'm in the p first or even from 69 then get them gyrating then taintplay and groceries.