Ultra-soft or ultra-strong toilet paper?

[PRIME]

...or install a bidet attachment to the toilet as pictured below

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[Top Boy]

...or install a bidet attachment to the toilet as pictured below

 

[RustyShackleford]

...or install a bidet attachment to the toilet as pictured below

Does it have power settings? Sometimes my dookie be acting like it is a symbiote, got a life of its own. No amount of wiping with get my tuckus clean. When that happens I gotta step in the shower with a washcloth and put in work (I have dedicated booty clothes). It would be easier for me if I can power clean my cakes.

Get up in between da cheeks like....

 

[tay1]

Does have power settings? Sometimes my dookie be acting like it is a symbiote, got a life of its own. No amount of wiping with get ma tuckus clean. When that happens I gotta step in the shower with a washcloth and put in work (I have dedicated booty clothes). It would be easier for me if I can power clean my cakes.

Get up in between da cheeks like....

This whole post is wild

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[4one5]

Ultra soft followed by baby wipes.

 

[ahat]

Wash my ***.

#cultural

 

[dakingii]

Those wet wipes will mess up your plumbing down the line.

 

[PRIME]

Those wet wipes will mess up your plumbing down the line.

Wait, are you talking figuratively or literally?

 

[youngogjosh]

Wet wipes, keep a travel size pack when I'm away from home.

If you still use toilet paper in the year 2018, you are an uncultured savage.

 

[tay1]

Wet wipes, keep a travel size pack when I'm away from home.

If you still use toilet paper in the year 2018, you are an uncultured savage.

I just don't want a dampened b-hole breh. I'm not tryna walk out here moist.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Wait, are you talking figuratively or literally?

Literally. The pipes in your house.

 

[Mark Antony]

Man cleanliness ain't something to be insecure about.

 

[youngogjosh]

I just don't want a dampened b-hole breh. I'm not tryna walk out here moist.

That's why you dry it with the tp....

 

[Top Boy]

Drano is the wet wipes for my pipes

Word to Kendrick we gon be alright

 

[tay1]

That's why you dry it with the tp....

Im not tryna feel that 10 second moist period between appliance and drying.

 

[youngogjosh]

Im bot tryna feel that 10 second moist period between appliance and drying.

Can't believe I'm asking this.....do you feel the same in that period of time between hopping out of the shower and drying off?

 

[Top Boy]

Im not tryna feel that 10 second moist period between appliance and drying.

Worried about the moistness but you're alright leaving a thin layer on crust on ya butt cheeks?

Nah man

 

[tay1]

Can't believe I'm asking this.....do you feel the same in that period of time between hopping out of the shower and drying off?

 

[tay1]

Worried about the moistness but you're alright leaving a thin layer on crust on ya butt cheeks?

Nah man

Step ya wipe game up B

 

[Mr Dink]

Im not tryna feel that 10 second moist period between appliance and drying.

Does your butthole ever burn after eating spicy food? The relief of a cold, moist wipe on a burning butthole is one of the best feelings ever.

Visual representation of what it's like:

 

[tay1]

Does your butthole ever burn after eating spicy food. The relief of a cold, moist wipe on a burning butthole is one of the best feelings ever.

Visual representation of what it's like:

Nah I don't get the flame butt after eating hot food. I never felt people's pain when they said that

 

[Mr Dink]

Nah I don't get the flame butt after eating hot food. I never felt people's pain when they said that

That means you ain't eating the right spicy food.

 

[tay1]

That means you ain't eating the right spicy food.

What is right spicy food?