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I was contemplating my existence the other day as I smoked hookah and sipped on Hennessy. I thought about the minor and major incommodities of life that makeeverything a struggle. If today you were granted absolute power and dominion, what aspects of life would you change. I would be a harsh but fair leader. Mycode of laws and punishment would be akin those used by King Nebuchadnezzar in Babylonia.
Of the top of my head, here are some laws I would pass. Crime and punishment
1. If you force yourself on someone sexually, you should be taking to a special prison where you too shall be violated on a daily bases by well-endowedhomosexual prison guards.
2. C-blocking is punishable by having to walk around naked with a cinderblock attached to your genitals for a week. For females the punishment is a ban on allsexual activity for a specified length of time depending on the severity of the C-block
3. Hypocrisy is punishable by having you lips stapled shut.
4. Acts of violence will be settled in an eye for an eye fashion (word to the code of Hammurabi)
Of the top of my head, here are some laws I would pass. Crime and punishment
1. If you force yourself on someone sexually, you should be taking to a special prison where you too shall be violated on a daily bases by well-endowedhomosexual prison guards.
2. C-blocking is punishable by having to walk around naked with a cinderblock attached to your genitals for a week. For females the punishment is a ban on allsexual activity for a specified length of time depending on the severity of the C-block
3. Hypocrisy is punishable by having you lips stapled shut.
4. Acts of violence will be settled in an eye for an eye fashion (word to the code of Hammurabi)