The Ultimate Soccer Thread 2010-2011 VOL. Premier league, La Liga, Serie A & Bundesliga

Manchester City practically zing "zeitgeist". Look at them strolling down the road, swigging their energy drinks, playing golf with alleged human rights abusers, listening to Razorlight on their CD Walkman and watching the latest music videos on the "worldwide web" internet site "MyTubes". In fact they're so with it that, just like the rest of us, they spent their money on worthless knick-knacks and now find themselves out of pocket.
Yup, they've thrown a load of their players in a cardboard box alongside some back issues of Oil Billionaire's Quarterly and a broken kettle and will sell them to anyone with a bit of spare change in their pocket. Just have a look at some of the job lots:

One Togolese striker. Excellent goalscoring record, can also be used to make Alan Shearer look good on World Cup panel discussions. Warning: will combust when placed in front of fans of former club. Was: £25m. Now: £12m.

Pocket-size winger. Reliable bench warmer at home or major international tournaments. Phone Ian Wright for glowing one-eyed testimony. Was: £8.5m. Now: £5m.

One morose full-back. Comes with emotional baggage. Generally solid and guaranteed not to go on international duty. Was: £12. Now: £5m.

Well travelled, misunderstood forward. Bags of pace and unfulfilled potential. Happy to deal with pitch invaders. Keep away from golf clubs. Must be able to collect from Cardiff. Was: £14m. Now: £4m.

Experienced keeper. Trusty custodian now replaced with new model. Does not come with trophies. £6m ONO.
http://www.guardian.co.uk...ootball-transfer-rumours


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Manchester City practically zing "zeitgeist". Look at them strolling down the road, swigging their energy drinks, playing golf with alleged human rights abusers, listening to Razorlight on their CD Walkman and watching the latest music videos on the "worldwide web" internet site "MyTubes". In fact they're so with it that, just like the rest of us, they spent their money on worthless knick-knacks and now find themselves out of pocket.
Yup, they've thrown a load of their players in a cardboard box alongside some back issues of Oil Billionaire's Quarterly and a broken kettle and will sell them to anyone with a bit of spare change in their pocket. Just have a look at some of the job lots:

One Togolese striker. Excellent goalscoring record, can also be used to make Alan Shearer look good on World Cup panel discussions. Warning: will combust when placed in front of fans of former club. Was: £25m. Now: £12m.

Pocket-size winger. Reliable bench warmer at home or major international tournaments. Phone Ian Wright for glowing one-eyed testimony. Was: £8.5m. Now: £5m.

One morose full-back. Comes with emotional baggage. Generally solid and guaranteed not to go on international duty. Was: £12. Now: £5m.

Well travelled, misunderstood forward. Bags of pace and unfulfilled potential. Happy to deal with pitch invaders. Keep away from golf clubs. Must be able to collect from Cardiff. Was: £14m. Now: £4m.

Experienced keeper. Trusty custodian now replaced with new model. Does not come with trophies. £6m ONO.
http://www.guardian.co.uk...ootball-transfer-rumours


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Its 4:45 in the morning here in Seattle and its time for the NLD!

Lets smash spurs and go top of the table boys!


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Its 4:45 in the morning here in Seattle and its time for the NLD!

Lets smash spurs and go top of the table boys!


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What a @@+%++# pass by Fab and the finish by Nasri was some else altogether. Arsenal are up 1-0 early!
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What a @@+%++# pass by Fab and the finish by Nasri was some else altogether. Arsenal are up 1-0 early!
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Great contortionist-goal by Nasri, but Gomes shoulda done WAY better... he came out, hesitated, back-tracked, then went for the ball again.
trunks206 wrote:
Its 4:45 in the morning here in Seattle and its time for the NLD!


Nothing like getting up at 5AM on a cold PNW morning... haha.  I've been there, done that.  
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Great contortionist-goal by Nasri, but Gomes shoulda done WAY better... he came out, hesitated, back-tracked, then went for the ball again.
trunks206 wrote:
Its 4:45 in the morning here in Seattle and its time for the NLD!


Nothing like getting up at 5AM on a cold PNW morning... haha.  I've been there, done that.  
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