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Why not just cop some quick fix?
the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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you should have bought piss from a lil kid
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I remember a meth head pulling up to me in an astro van when I was walking to school trying to cop piss off me. I was like 15 I had no idea why he thought I would pass.
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I could really go for 12 minutes in a tanning bed right now
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I'd pass the drug test I'm just waiting for it to come by. Then 
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a drug test would get failed miserably right about now.
THC shawty.
THC shawty.
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homie sold da carmines and spent the earnings at the strip club the same night.
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me too. I quit drinking a few weeks ago. Never smoked so much tree in my life. It's all good though getting wasted and blacking out on the regular is not cool. Me and drinking don't get along but everything else is all good.
Ox.
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Damb good stuff mane, I could never leave the booze let alone the newports (haven't smoked herb in five years)
I feel you on blacking out though, sh-t really hits me in AM like that last scene in the film Kids
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Bout to get on this plane and feeling the bubble guts.
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***** I dont eat hamhock!
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Yo once a pimp gets threats
That's right, that's the - the that's, that's threats them
And I'm serious about mine, I'm so sin-surr
And I, ***** I'll kill ya, I'll chop ya up
Put ya inside the mattress like drug money *****
That's right, that's the - the that's, that's threats them
And I'm serious about mine, I'm so sin-surr
And I, ***** I'll kill ya, I'll chop ya up
Put ya inside the mattress like drug money *****
gllahone84
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I saw an African guy posing as a black american or african-american person per se, like chilling around with Korean dudes taking pictures etc. acting like a very stereotypical black male--or how the media portrays it, basically doing some 2chainz-esque type character. Dude was trying really hard, trying to cover up his accent and trying to use some slang and I was like
the entire time. I'm still not sure how I feel about it, like I was low-key offended. And it's probably because a lot of my African friends say Black American people have no culture, but then to see some dude who was African try and use "my culture"to gain "cool points," and to hide that fact that he's Nigerian (I know because he tried to thirst add me and sent me messages in broken English) was just sad. Idk, maybe I'm reaching.
/rant over
broken English...
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gllahone84
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That 7:30 cypher on a Saturday morning...
rusty shackelford
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I hate having styes
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Just did adjusting trial balances then statement of financial position to do the closing entries for 2 companies :x :x I can't believe I was struggling doing income statements a week ago 
How do people do this for a living? :x
How do people do this for a living? :x
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bhergh
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Heater is not working.... I think they turned it offf on us so u should leave water running all day since watern electric is included in bill
Proposition Joe
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Never new lando was also the original Harvey dent in the first batman
Abc family
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Docs are gonna remove my epidural catheter tomorrow. So much pain though, I'm already getting dipidolor injections as an extra and I still feel horrible.
A hot 20 year old intern washed me this morning, thank god the morphine prevented an awkward boner
A hot 20 year old intern washed me this morning, thank god the morphine prevented an awkward boner
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Sometimes I wish that the things that happen in my dreams would happen in real life 
antidope
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Not expecting a happy ending hereYou should have let it happen, have you not seen FILMS???!?!!?
Besides I have a urinary catheterization
