the thread about nothing...

Let me try this again.

Foreplay right.. ok... grabbed brand new sealed up deadstock condom... put it on CORRECTLY... went to work busted ok....

Now I took the condom that i just used OFF.... We was chillin for like 15 minutes.....

We went back to bed started messing around.... I then grabbed another BRAND NEW DS CONDOM... (Remember its dark cant see ****)

I put condom on head of penis didnt roll it down none of that... I realized it was the other way....

I put it the right way this time... continued doing work on her... did not bust at alll the 2nd time...

Now

Is she pregnant?

my dude said the second condom was DS

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Lord have mercy I'm glad i read TAN today
 
EBW 
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Does that make me the Beast or James Earl Jones? Or some awesome combination of the two 
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One of the best papers I ever wrote in college was about The Sandlot
 
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Yeah you're JEJ pimpin :pimp:

@crystal-look it up my coke rewards! Coke products caps, 12 packs, dasani water etc all have codes to put in and save up. It's a lot but I get caps from people and about 3 $25 gift cards a year or so.
 
that tandlot shop is great 
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tried some talenti gelato yesterday 
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 going to go cop some carmel sea salt today

NT recommendations always on point
 
Does that make me the Beast or James Earl Jones? Or some awesome combination of the two 
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One of the best papers I ever wrote in college was about The Sandlot
Your JEJ
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the OG that drops that knowledge.

How did you write a paper on the Sandlot?
It was an English course about children's literature and literary theory. So I used The Sandlot to discuss issues of gender as a performance and sports to reinforce heterosexual masculinity. Gender performance basically argues that gender is something you learn and develop through peers, social institutions, pop culture, etc., and then I added sports as a method of reinforcement in these gender norms and roles. 

The coming-of-age movie, in particular, can be easy ways to transmit these ideas and I argued The Sandlot  showed these gender performances and reinforcing heterosexual masculinity. Some might say it's looking into things too deeply, but the point of the class was children's books, movies, etc. carry importance messages and lessons they aim to teach kids... but how often are we really examining these lessons? Sometimes it's positive things you're being taught, but many times there's greater implications and issues that many might not notice. It was an awesome class.
 
Is it not common knowledge that ALL strippers escort at some point?

Don't tell me dudes really believing they strip to pay for college.... :stoneface:
 
got a call back from a job i don't really want 
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sucks to say that but yea.
 
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