the thread about nothing...

[sumrndmdude]

^ are you serious? That's Bob Hope's crib?

it's on sale for $50 mill, his estate is selling it.

 

[lou baton]

^ That brain teaser is frustrating the crap out of me. What the heck is it?

My ex is taking me to court for custody of my dogs. Divorce >:

What was the reason for the divorce?

Alcoholism and addiction. After almost 7 years I had to finally walk away. Self preservation. You can fix someone who doesn't want to fix themselves.

 

[Mark Antony]

i was the 1st person to make a thread about nothing http://niketalk.com/t/160215/instead-of-making-useless-topics-why-dont-you-let-it-out-in-this-thread

Didn't you make a thread to get TAN locked?

   Original TAN

Not even close, made one years before that. Back then, this was called freeposting.

 

[coolgraymemo]

Bad luck guise.

I'm in a class that's mostly women (~ 80%). A lot of them are hot/cute.
We have to do group presentations. The professor randomly picked groups.

My group is composed of mostly fat and ugly girls. Not one cute girl. Other groups have five or six cute girls.

is the teacher a man? If so tell him that u tryna be plumber and lay some pipe. Hell understand

If its a woman just wio

I noticed that one of the fat girls didn't have any breasts. They were tiny. Like man boobs. Like bee stings.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

^ That brain teaser is frustrating the crap out of me. What the heck is it?

My ex is taking me to court for custody of my dogs. Divorce

What was the reason for the divorce?

Alcoholism and addiction. After almost 7 years I had to finally walk away. Self preservation. You can fix someone who doesn't want to fix themselves.

damn man, how old are you guys? any kids?

 

[jjs]

^ That brain teaser is frustrating the crap out of me. What the heck is it?

My ex is taking me to court for custody of my dogs. Divorce >:

What was the reason for the divorce?

Alcoholism and addiction. After almost 7 years I had to finally walk away. Self preservation. You can fix someone who doesn't want to fix themselves.

damn.

I'm sorry to hear it could not work.

But you made the good decision.

 

[jjs]

Bad luck guise.

I'm in a class that's mostly women (~ 80%). A lot of them are hot/cute.
We have to do group presentations. The professor randomly picked groups.

My group is composed of mostly fat and ugly girls. Not one cute girl. Other groups have five or six cute girls.

is the teacher a man? If so tell him that u tryna be plumber and lay some pipe. Hell understand

If its a woman just wio

I noticed that one of the fat girls didn't have any breasts. They were tiny. Like man boobs. Like bee stings.

:x

 

[andycrazn]

^ That brain teaser is frustrating the crap out of me. What the heck is it?

My ex is taking me to court for custody of my dogs. Divorce >:

What was the reason for the divorce?

Alcoholism and addiction. After almost 7 years I had to finally walk away. Self preservation. You can fix someone who doesn't want to fix themselves.

gj man. you did more than enough for her in those 7 years.

 

[lou baton]

^ That brain teaser is frustrating the crap out of me. What the heck is it?


My ex is taking me to court for custody of my dogs. Divorce >:

What was the reason for the divorce?

Alcoholism and addiction. After almost 7 years I had to finally walk away. Self preservation. You can fix someone who doesn't want to fix themselves.

damn man, how old are you guys? any kids?

30 & 42. I'm younger. No kids. It wasn't a stable enough environment to raise kids in. I was careful.

 

[sumrndmdude]

^ That brain teaser is frustrating the crap out of me. What the heck is it?


My ex is taking me to court for custody of my dogs. Divorce

What was the reason for the divorce?

Alcoholism and addiction. After almost 7 years I had to finally walk away. Self preservation. You can fix someone who doesn't want to fix themselves.

damn man, how old are you guys? any kids?

30 & 42. I'm younger. No kids. It wasn't a stable enough environment to raise kids in. I was careful.

welp

 

[jesusshuttlesworth34]

If



If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!


Rudyard Kipling



An old classic, but still holds weight.

 

[sumrndmdude]

If



If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!


Rudyard Kipling



An old classic, but still holds weight.

hannnnhhhh

 

[potatoglasses]

^ That brain teaser is frustrating the crap out of me. What the heck is it?

P in G, P on G = Ping Pong.

It's stupid. "Pretty on the inside and pretty on the outside" would've been way cooler.

 

[thadocta]

@memo all fatty girls have those kinds

 

[championboyz7]

goodness gracious i think shes the one :riceboy x100

*cues every eat you out gif ever created ever.*

Stay away. Ive been tracking her since her stardom.

 

[tr1ll]

Bad luck guise.

I'm in a class that's mostly women (~ 80%). A lot of them are hot/cute.
We have to do group presentations. The professor randomly picked groups.

My group is composed of mostly fat and ugly girls. Not one cute girl. Other groups have five or six cute girls.

is the teacher a man? If so tell him that u tryna be plumber and lay some pipe. Hell understand

If its a woman just wio

I noticed that one of the fat girls didn't have any breasts. They were tiny. Like man boobs. Like bee stings.

He hooked you up, bruh.

Play nice with the biggums, the cute chicks will jock.

 

[grandtheftbike]

Yeah I upgraded. Sorry but the bike just wasnt cutting it. Sick of standing on The pegs

fixed

 

[coolgraymemo]

The dudes on TAN would fill up a shirt better than she can.

 

[tr1ll]

Shame.

Spoiler

 

[Thierry Henry]

Going to Miami on Spring Break from 3/7-3/17... Any tips on things to do or things I may have not thought to do?

Might make a thread

Don't go into these neighborhoods---> Overtown, Liberty City, Allapattah, Little Haiti, Wynwood

 

[trilluminated]

Going to Miami on Spring Break from 3/7-3/17... Any tips on things to do or things I may have not thought to do?

Might make a thread

Don't go into these neighborhoods---> Overtown, Liberty City, Allapattah, Little Haiti, Wynwood

basically, don't end up on the first 48.

 

[thadocta]

A

The dudes on TAN would fill up a shirt better than she can.

And can fill up pants better

 

[sumrndmdude]

A

The dudes on TAN would fill up a shirt better than she can.

And can fill up pants better

 

[natrix916]

Thadocta - nah I'm not asking u if u hungry... U ask the old dude chewing obnoxiously if he's that hungry

And damn nt mobile is legit

 

[water]

A

The dudes on TAN would fill up a shirt better than she can.

And can fill up pants better