the thread about nothing...

from da misc
Today I was jogging outside when I see this man entering a house with a woman. They seemed to be very very horny as they smooched and groped each other going into the house, so I thought "They’re gonna ****, I gotta see this ****.” So I waited until they got inside and I slowly sneaked into their backyard. I climbed up a tree to peek inside the bedroom. I could see everything. Sure enough, I was right. The room door flew open and they were going at it, I mean those two ****ers were making sure they left every ounce of horniness behind on this one. The guy starts taking off the woman’s clothes and vice versa. The woman still has a bra barely holding in her D Cup **** from ripping out and has her panties on. The guy, completely naked by now, goes to remove her bra, and when he did, the heavens sounded as those puppies bounced more than Michael J. Fox during an earthquake. I, rapidly masturbating at this point, am about to explode. I was almost there until the guy removed the girl’s panties and a 13 inch **** flew out. WHAT THE ****!!!! Turns out the woman was really a ******. I fell out of the tree and landed on an old woman, killing her. Of course once I almost finish masturbating I can’t NOT finish it. So I, in broad daylight, went out into the middle of the street, with my pants down and a boner, yelled to the sky, “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!” and started beating my **** harder than Chris Brown beat Rihanna, until I finally ejaculated. The cum shot out of my **** so fast it broke through the windshield glass of an oncoming car and went through the drivers eye socket and into his brain, killing him instantly. The car swerved off the road into the house where the man and ****** were ****ing and the house exploded. I walked away, with my back turned to the explosion, put on my sunglasses and started jogging back home.

Hail, HYDRA! Immortal HYDRA! We shall never be destroyed! Cut off a limb, and two more shall take its place! We serve none but the Master—as the world shall soon serve us! Hail HYDRA!
why is this allowed on Misc :lol :{
 
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why dont you get a girl that has money..
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i think i'll get more from a girl who falls madly in love with me
what's in oxnard anyway?
stuck up girls that you can't get unless you have money, girls with the snobbiest attitudes, only a chosen few are dope. pregnant girls/girls with kids everywhere, cholos, cholas, killings that go unheard of daily. beaches, porn, ok food, not a lot of local spots but the one's we have are really good, same with bars. no clubs, it's more of a house party city. it's a small city, very chill if you have no drama, i kinda want to move out to LA for a couple years and move back here when i want to settle but i'm too poor to move right now
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had this crazy dream..

i was back in school passing out papers to the class but we were short a few so i went to get copies. Saw a lot of people from various stages of my past (mostly girls) in the hallways. Made it back to the room and sat next to the projector and the teacher proceeded with the lesson.. like a couple mins into it the projector flared or some **** and the light got into my eye.. when my vision settled the board was like a mixure of the stuff that was coming from the projector and my TV.. Drake was playing in the background :lol (went asleep with my PS3 playing music).. My dream and the stuff that was going on in my room were merging. I couldn't move either. It was different from all other sleep paralysis episodes i've had.. trippy
 
why do people these days feel the need to broadcast every single detail of their lives?

i'm eating this..

i'm going here..

i bought this..

i feel like..

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why do people these days feel the need to broadcast every single detail of their lives?

i'm eating this..

i'm going here..

i bought this..

i feel like..

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Well...you're certainly asking in the right thread for this.

I don't get it either but I can't relate to most people in my generation anyway.
 
why do people these days feel the need to broadcast every single detail of their lives?

i'm eating this..
i'm going here..
i bought this..
i feel like..

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idk but i just ate a burrito and i feel great. i also went to walgreens and bought some 5 gum (spearmint) and its groce

glad i got that off my chest
 
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