Today I was jogging outside when I see this man entering a house with a woman. They seemed to be very very horny as they smooched and groped each other going into the house, so I thought "They’re gonna ****, I gotta see this ****.” So I waited until they got inside and I slowly sneaked into their backyard. I climbed up a tree to peek inside the bedroom. I could see everything. Sure enough, I was right. The room door flew open and they were going at it, I mean those two ****ers were making sure they left every ounce of horniness behind on this one. The guy starts taking off the woman’s clothes and vice versa. The woman still has a bra barely holding in her D Cup **** from ripping out and has her panties on. The guy, completely naked by now, goes to remove her bra, and when he did, the heavens sounded as those puppies bounced more than Michael J. Fox during an earthquake. I, rapidly masturbating at this point, am about to explode. I was almost there until the guy removed the girl’s panties and a 13 inch **** flew out. WHAT THE ****!!!! Turns out the woman was really a ******. I fell out of the tree and landed on an old woman, killing her. Of course once I almost finish masturbating I can’t NOT finish it. So I, in broad daylight, went out into the middle of the street, with my pants down and a boner, yelled to the sky, “THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!” and started beating my **** harder than Chris Brown beat Rihanna, until I finally ejaculated. The cum shot out of my **** so fast it broke through the windshield glass of an oncoming car and went through the drivers eye socket and into his brain, killing him instantly. The car swerved off the road into the house where the man and ****** were ****ing and the house exploded. I walked away, with my back turned to the explosion, put on my sunglasses and started jogging back home.