the thread about nothing...

I've been seeing a lot of women on social media wearing those ugly *** heels with the see thru upper, I wonder where that fad came from.
 
You know how girls go to Dominican republic for the fat transfer, what if dudes start going overseas for new shins. Come back 5 inches taller than when he left. Chicks would be looking at hands to see if they look too small.
 
Ordered a jersey from the supplier in beginning of march
TAT is 3 weeks


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Storytime

This past weekend I was hanging out in Union Square. I went into Gap to browse and as I was heading out, I wanted to watch the NBA playoff games. I did not know of any Sports Bars nearby, and my phone was low on power. So I decided to ask the employees. I approached a cashier.

Me: Hi, do you know of any good sports bars?
Cashier: Sports bras should be...
Me: No, Sports BARS where you can watch games and drink
Cashier: Hmmm...let me think.....uh... I really don't know sorry. Try looking on your phone.
Me: Yeah I'm going to do that or actually I'll ask him. *points head at other cashier* But thank you anyway!

The other cashier was helping another customer. I waited about 20 seconds and realized it's going to be a while, so I decided to just dip.

I took the escalator to the lower level. I saw a store employee so I approached him.

Me: Hi, do you know of any sports bars nearby?
Employee: Not sure. I know there's a bar a couple blocks away but don't know if they show sports. Let me ask. *speaks into mic* Hey does anyone know of any sports bars in the area?

There was some response on his headset.

Employee: Sports Bar, not Bra

Me in my head: *facepalm*

Employee: Sorry nobody here seems to know

Me: Ok thanks anyway. Have a nice day!

I saw the security guard by the entrance and thought he might know. I asked him and he recommended me a place by the Metreon, a 8-10 minute walk. He said that is where he goes, but there should be some close by that he does not know about.

I remember that the Melt, which is a burger joint across the street shows games. So I headed over there. I am a couple stores away and there was an old woman a few steps in front of me. She swerved left and cut me off, almost bumping into me.

Woman: Oops sorry.
Me: It's fine don't worry.

I got a closer look at the woman and presume she could be on drugs and or homeless.

Woman: You're looking at the clothes
Me: I'm just strolling.
Woman: oh yeah but they got some nice clothes!
Me: I'll check it out later. Nice talking to you, have a good night!
*I walk into Melt*
Woman followed me and walked besides me.
Woman: I gotta use the bathroom.

We both walked a couple more steps.

Woman: You think you can buy me something? I am hungry!

I was in a good mood, so I obliged. We walked up to the Cashier.

Woman: What are you getting?
Me: I always get the original Melt Burger
Woman: Can I get that too?
Me: Sure
Woman: Thank you so much, I really appreciate it. God Bless you.
Me: You're welcome.

In my head I thought she lowkey finessed me for $7-8 and wanted it to stop there.
Me: Don't you need to go to the bathroom?
Woman: oh yeah!
She asked the employee for the code, got it, then went to the bathroom. I finalized the order with no extras and paid. I received my number and stood to wait for the food.

The Woman cracked open the bathroom door holding her wig.

Woman: Tell them to cut it in half. * shuts door*

Me: I got one just for you.

A couple minutes later the woman came out.

Woman: Did you tell them to cut it in half?

Me: No, I got you a whole burger.

Woman: But I like it to be cut in half. You don't like it that way?

Me: I just eat it. After I chew it, it's all the same.

Woman walked up to cashier.

Woman: Can you tell them to cut it in half?

Cashier: Both of them or just one?

Me: Leave mine as is

Cashier: Ok I will tell them in the back

Woman walked back to me

Woman: Smells good, I can't wait. Hehehe.

Woman: Do you like sports?

I was reminded why I was there in the first place. But I didn't really care, I just wanted to dip at that point.

Me: Yeah I follow sports
Woman: You like the Warriors?
Me: Nah
Woman: How can you not? They're so good and in San Francisco! *pumps fist*
Me: Oakland but SF next year
Woman: Who you like then? Lebron James? Oh I can't stand him! I heard he's not playing anymore?
Me: He is, his team is just not in the playoffs.
Woman: Is the playoffs right now?
Me: Yes
Woman: Who are the Warriors playing?
Me: They just beat the Clippers yesterday, they play the Rockets next.
Woman: So it's not down to two teams?
Me: No, the Warriors have to beat three more teams.
Woman: Oh that's still a long time then. But I ain't worried I know they're going to get the trophy again!

Our order was ready and we went up to the counter. The cashier handed us both separate bags.

Woman: *Waves to cashier* What about my fries?
Me: I didn...
Woman shushed me.
Cashier: Order didn't come with fries
Woman: oh ok

We both took a few steps. Woman set her bag on a table. She saw me heading to the door.

Woman: Thank you and god bless! You are so kind! Have a good night!

Me: You too! Enjoy and have a good night!
 
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Just paid $160 on a parking ticket :frown:
What is life lol It was actually 2 tickets and i got them on the same exact day
 
I like that you interacted with many strangers like it was a Pokémon game to find a sports bar. Also being generous I liked that too
 
freakydestroyer said:
Storytime

This past weekend I was hanging out in Union Square. I went into Gap to browse and as I was heading out, I wanted to watch the NBA playoff games. I did not know of any Sports Bars nearby, and my phone was low on power. So I decided to ask the employees. I approached a cashier.

Me: Hi, do you know of any good sports bars?
Cashier: Sports bras should be...
Me: No, Sports BARS where you can watch games and drink
Cashier: Hmmm...let me think.....uh... I really don't know sorry. Try looking on your phone.
Me: Yeah I'm going to do that or actually I'll ask him. *points head at other cashier* But thank you anyway!

The other cashier was helping another customer. I waited about 20 seconds and realized it's going to be a while, so I decided to just dip.

I took the escalator to the lower level. I saw a store employee so I approached him.

Me: Hi, do you know of any sports bars nearby?
Employee: Not sure. I know there's a bar a couple blocks away but don't know if they show sports. Let me ask. *speaks into mic* Hey does anyone know of any sports bars in the area?

There was some response on his headset.

Employee: Sports Bar, not Bra

Me in my head: *facepalm*

Employee: Sorry nobody here seems to know

Me: Ok thanks anyway. Have a nice day!

I saw the security guard by the entrance and thought he might know. I asked him and he recommended me a place by the Metreon, a 8-10 minute walk. He said that is where he goes, but there should be some close by that he does not know about.

I remember that the Melt, which is a burger joint across the street shows games. So I headed over there. I am a couple stores away and there was an old woman a few steps in front of me. She swerved left and cut me off, almost bumping into me.

Woman: Oops sorry.
Me: It's fine don't worry.

I got a closer look at the woman and presume she could be on drugs and or homeless.

Woman: You're looking at the clothes
Me: I'm just strolling.
Woman: oh yeah but they got some nice clothes!
Me: I'll check it out later. Nice talking to you, have a good night!
*I walk into Melt*
Woman followed me and walked besides me.
Woman: I gotta use the bathroom.

We both walked a couple more steps.

Woman: You think you can buy me something? I am hungry!

I was in a good mood, so I obliged. We walked up to the Cashier.

Woman: What are you getting?
Me: I always get the original Melt Burger
Woman: Can I get that too?
Me: Sure
Woman: Thank you so much, I really appreciate it. God Bless you.
Me: You're welcome.

In my head I thought she lowkey finessed me for $7-8 and wanted it to stop there.
Me: Don't you need to go to the bathroom?
Woman: oh yeah!
She asked the employee for the code, got it, then went to the bathroom. I finalized the order with no extras and paid. I received my number and stood to wait for the food.

The Woman cracked open the bathroom door holding her wig.

Woman: Tell them to cut it in half. * shuts door*

Me: I got one just for you.

A couple minutes later the woman came out.

Woman: Did you tell them to cut it in half?

Me: No, I got you a whole burger.

Woman: But I like it to be cut in half. You don't like it that way?

Me: I just eat it. After I chew it, it's all the same.

Woman walked up to cashier.

Woman: Can you tell them to cut it in half?

Cashier: Both of them or just one?

Me: Leave mine as is

Cashier: Ok I will tell them in the back

Woman walked back to me

Woman: Smells good, I can't wait. Hehehe.

Woman: Do you like sports?

I was reminded why I was there in the first place. But I didn't really care, I just wanted to dip at that point.

Me: Yeah I follow sports
Woman: You like the Warriors?
Me: Nah
Woman: How can you not? They're so good and in San Francisco! *pumps fist*
Me: Oakland but SF next year
Woman: Who you like then? Lebron James? Oh I can't stand him! I heard he's not playing anymore?
Me: He is, his team is just not in the playoffs.
Woman: Is the playoffs right now?
Me: Yes
Woman: Who are the Warriors playing?
Me: They just beat the Clippers yesterday, they play the Rockets next.
Woman: So it's not down to two teams?
Me: No, the Warriors have to beat three more teams.
Woman: Oh that's still a long time then. But I ain't worried I know they're going to get the trophy again!

Our order was ready and we went up to the counter. The cashier handed us both separate bags.

Woman: *Waves to cashier* What about my fries?
Me: I didn...
Woman shushed me.
Cashier: Order didn't come with fries
Woman: oh ok

We both took a few steps. Woman set her bag on a table. She saw me heading to the door.

Woman: Thank you and god bless! You are so kind! Have a good night!

Me: You too! Enjoy and have a good night!
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None of those workers live in sf lmao that's probably why no one could help you smh. Some people in the bay area hella brain dead.
 
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