The Greatest Story Ever Told?

[jc619er]

 

Yall wanna trap?

 I got a few white girls on deck in New York......

Lobo can make the back page ads

Incalls at steezy's house

His wife can count the money

Ninjahood can bring the musket

Quote of the year. How does this not have 30 reps yet.

 

[RustyShackleford]

I was typing up a remix to this story, using the og tale and adding in metaphors like my work stories for extra lulz

But ain't no point, Lobo killed it in here, ain't no topping him

 

[dh1water]

GOAT

 

[yogurt]

Is that Gordon Ramsay??

 

[a blinkin]

"I was like oh **** he den promoted me to look out & ****"

 

[T Lo Sweater]

nah but fr this is gold. some 10/10 h0 literature

 

[kingkoopa]

I'm surprised so many of ya'll find this surprising and interesting.

 

[big j 33]

reached for his piece. I shot him in the face man

 

[big j 33]

 

Is that Gordon Ramsay??

 

Jesse Plemens aka Todd

 

[tr1ll]

Jess, the role Brittany Murphy was born to play

Cleary she wasnt lol

 

[tr1ll]

I'm surprised so many of ya'll find this surprising and interesting.

You know where you at bruh

 

[truballa101]

A better lovestory than twilight.

 

[parada45]

Jarrett couldn't even kill himself right

 

[blakep267]

Jess, the role Brittany Murphy was born to play

Cleary she wasnt lol

I know. I debated making a joke but decided to leave it at that

 

[dathbgboy]

Make this a YouTube movie

 

[a blinkin]

Anyone feel sorry for Jess? Seems like she was trying to turn her life around.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Anyone feel sorry for Jess? Seems like she was trying to turn her life around.

hell no

she a certified bop. if she wasnt selling box she wouldnt have been in that situation

 

[tr1ll]

Anyone feel sorry for Jess? Seems like she was trying to turn her life around.

Turn her life around in what way?

 

[$tacy]

Cmon son, that *** is a ***. She gonna always be who she really is at heart.

 

[frink85]

Turn her life around in what way?

360 degrees, word to jason kidd

amazing

lobo

 

[a blinkin]

From the follow up story it looks like she's got some poor sap out there convinced that she was wholesome enough to date and get knocked up. I wonder if she was trying to trap him. No pun intended.

 

[chrisqo]

greatest read of 2015

 

[jc619er]

A better lovestory than twilight.

Quality execution.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

From the follow up story it looks like she's got some poor sap out there convinced that she was wholesome enough to date and get knocked up. I wonder if she was trying to trap him. No pun intended.

She still in the game b. The game is for life

 

[the 7th mile]

Z gave her the strap and told her not to tell anybody...but when they snatched Jess in the room, Jarret somehow knew she had it....

Cool Story Ho