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In this thread, tell your tales of athletic misfortune. All endeavors welcome.
I'll kick it off with the time i got spectacularly posterized twice ,by 2 different people, within 24 hrs of each other.
It was a chilly fall sunday night back in 02, when a more youthful slappy decided it was hoopin time. So i grabbed my black 17s, my black jordan calf length shorts , a tall t, headband, a bag of endo and the keys to the Legend. It Was go time.
So im hoopin up at the college like the imaginary white hotsauce i was, when this 6'5 nigerian looking gentleman walks in wearing the colleges gear. New recruit i guess, who cares, back to rippin nerds socks with these ill and 1 snatchbacks.
Anyway i could always dunk and won a few contests and all that, so i fancied myself quite the mack daddy when it came to Lebronesque chase down, pins off the back board.
Two plays in to the first game the new nigerian looking gentleman gets a steal up top and is off to the races.
All i could think of was the reaction to me pinning this lay up.
As i caught up to him tho, he slowed down a bit (pure bait that i took) .
We then jumped.
I was up there at full vert thinking
" why is homies chest in my face at this altitude?" And then blam.
I got blown out of the sky like i violated restricted airspace.
This L didnt sit well with me as i tossed and turned in bed that night, ball was life and right now life was getting tea bagged. I had to get back out and regain some mojo asap.
I'll kick it off with the time i got spectacularly posterized twice ,by 2 different people, within 24 hrs of each other.
It was a chilly fall sunday night back in 02, when a more youthful slappy decided it was hoopin time. So i grabbed my black 17s, my black jordan calf length shorts , a tall t, headband, a bag of endo and the keys to the Legend. It Was go time.
So im hoopin up at the college like the imaginary white hotsauce i was, when this 6'5 nigerian looking gentleman walks in wearing the colleges gear. New recruit i guess, who cares, back to rippin nerds socks with these ill and 1 snatchbacks.
Anyway i could always dunk and won a few contests and all that, so i fancied myself quite the mack daddy when it came to Lebronesque chase down, pins off the back board.
Two plays in to the first game the new nigerian looking gentleman gets a steal up top and is off to the races.
All i could think of was the reaction to me pinning this lay up.
As i caught up to him tho, he slowed down a bit (pure bait that i took) .
We then jumped.
I was up there at full vert thinking
" why is homies chest in my face at this altitude?" And then blam.
I got blown out of the sky like i violated restricted airspace.
This L didnt sit well with me as i tossed and turned in bed that night, ball was life and right now life was getting tea bagged. I had to get back out and regain some mojo asap.