Texas Beaches Full Of Poop

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

This is the first time..........
in my entire life..........................

........... that anybody has ever referenced a Texas beach.

I never even thought about it before.

 

[superantigen]

Beach full of poop

That's straight-up watery ****.

***** call it diarrhea

Swim in it you die right here.

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[Mister Meaner]

I’ve never set foot in any American beach & don’t plan to at this rate.

 

[Bronson]

“Swimming in doody” seems like this article was marketed to be read by a 6 year old.

 

[stuntman mike]

I’ve never set foot in any American beach & don’t plan to at this rate.

ANY american beach? we have nice beaches where i live

 

[Mister Meaner]

ANY american beach? we have nice beaches where i live

Closest would be Mexico. ‘Merica good for plenty other activities.

 

[datznasty]

Lol ain’t no beaches in Texas. It’s just places where the water meet the land and Texas likes to believe it’s a beach.

Isnt that the definition of beach?

I swam in water last week that was blue green clear and you could see all the way to the bottom

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yea there are definitely levels to beaches.

All combinations of shore(sand) and water aren't created equally.

 

[fluid hips]

This is the first time..........
in my entire life..........................

........... that anybody has ever referenced a Texas beach.

I never even thought about it before.

Only texas beach I know of is south padre island cuz of girls gone wild