TAY: thread about yambs...

[Mark Antony]

[COLOR=#red]true,true, and TRUE. The whole guy friend thing is an irritant to me. You always feel he's just one bad argument away from massaging your girls Fallopian tubes, or that he's the one who gave her a 5 minute orgasm during one of their friendly hookups. [/COLOR]

I don't trust ninjas period, lol...
Maybe because I know what we think and also I have been THAT dude that played the friend role and ended up smashing the homie after she was on a WEEK break,smh...
Oh the joys of being young and foolish...
Glad I met a girl that thinks the same...
And maybe it's time to turn that mouthpiece off of yours, lol...
I swear you are going to end like Eddie Murphy in "Boomerang", lol

Yeah I don't trust ****** at all. Being that guy friend where it's almost automatic the poom poom gets offered whenever they go through their ****. Trust the females even less. Seen it too many times. And this is from my most righteous, church going, relationship preaching chicks i know, had them on a pedestal at one time and can't even look at them the same now, could smash and keep it moving with ease. These are the same chicks that'll go in when we argue male/female stuff talking about i'll always be alone living like that, but the logic of what they're doing to contribute to that neeeeeeeeever hits them. On a break a dude is like FDB, let me kick it with the homies, while she's breaking open the in case of emergency **** glass. At the end of the day all I want to do is trust a *****, **** is so hard.

and i'm most def the dude they fall in love with. Can't help it at this point, I was raised around alot of women and picked up a few husbandly traits that most dudes won't ever have. Seeing a ton of losers roll through I always knew what to do and what not to do. But I don't love or trust easy, so a lot of heartbroken females get left in the trail. I turn into a complete ******* when they try to withhold the p though. Chicks always want to make cats like us wait thinking that's going to make us think more of them. Nah. And once that ahole is turned on it stays on. At that point she'll come around just to get beat then kicked to the curb.

Hell one of my ex's been hitting me up recently (again) talking about marriage and ****, then she uploads a ton of new pictures of her and the dude she's been with for years since we broke up. I'm starting to think they're just not wired to be wholesome.

 

[アミーゴ]

I've been drinking and it doesn't get me...anywhere.


No they never got us...anywhere.

 

[fontaine]

Some girls like the nice doctor persona

elaborate

Saw that foolishness on fb

shorty has a point though

 

[youngdoc]

Some girls like the nice doctor persona

elaborate

Saw that foolishness on fb

shorty has a point though

No she doesn't. My girl has the right to meet all of my female friends but they don't have to get along to the point where they're friends.

Sometimes being the laidback educated cleancut guy is attractive to chicks used to dealing with uneducated and/or scumbag dudes. They get attracted to the long term potential (even if I don't suggest anything like that at all).

It's not a front I put on, I'll just tone down the arrogance and sarcasm

 

[tdogg2k]

[COLOR=#red]true,true, and TRUE. The whole guy friend thing is an irritant to me. You always feel he's just one bad argument away from massaging your girls Fallopian tubes, or that he's the one who gave her a 5 minute orgasm during one of their friendly hookups.
.[/COLOR]

Sad to admit, I'm that ninja. lol
I have a gang of female friends but all I could see myself with.
Thing is though, I don't actively throw salt on their relationship. Have the time when they complain I stay on dudes side to keep the code. but that second they break up...I'm like hey .. you need a drink..come out.

I don't do this all the time but hell it's been done and i'll admit it.

Im always in that cocky/ arrogant mode... Helps girls know what time it is.

Funny thing is im that cool calm collective.. if it happens it happens dude.
but the few times i've been cocky arrogant with it. it worked.
Just not me though to keep it up. My nature is not that so it doesn't work for me all the time.

elaborate
shorty has a point though

I feel like when you're in a relationship. You shouldn't have new friends
but the old ones should stay thehre. your girl should know about them, but she don't need to know the frequency or how good of friends yall are. just keep it that yall are cool and nothing is going on.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

Saw that foolishness on fb

man I been that homegirl


It was a sticky situation cuz we were meant to be more than best friends, but distance got in the way (among other things)---so he got a girl and I'd see ppl. We still spoke on the phone a few times a day, late at night, he'd be at her house while she was at work facetiming with me.... he was just real flagrant IMO His girl knew about it and everything, he told she'd even refer to me as "his other girlfriend" One time he even had pics of me saved onto HER laptop. She called him on it but nothing big ever resulted--like she didn't leave him or anything. I remember one weekend I visited him (long layover coming back from a vacay) and he told his girl about it and everything. He gave NO dambs. Like, NONE. I spent the night at his spot, we went to the movies, had a gay ol' time. His girl never once showed up unexpectedly at his house while I was there. She did call, and he told her straight up where we were and what we were doing. *Shrugs*


She was real weird about the whole thing tho. I guess she figured she had him cuz he was physically there with her but man oh man if she ever heard all the stuff he used to say to me Eventually I got tired and realized he was never gonna leave her so I shouldn't wait around for him to grow some balls. We talk here and there but we are no where near as close as we used to be.

 

[rocman23]

Saw that foolishness on fb

man I been that homegirl


It was a sticky situation cuz we were meant to be more than best friends, but distance got in the way (among other things)---so he got a girl and I'd see ppl. We still spoke on the phone a few times a day, late at night, he'd be at her house while she was at work facetiming with me.... he was just real flagrant IMO His girl knew about it and everything, he told she'd even refer to me as "his other girlfriend" One time he even had pics of me saved onto HER laptop. She called him on it but nothing big ever resulted--like she didn't leave him or anything. I remember one weekend I visited him (long layover coming back from a vacay) and he told his girl about it and everything. He gave NO dambs. Like, NONE. I spent the night at his spot, we went to the movies, had a gay ol' time. His girl never once showed up unexpectedly at his house while I was there. She did call, and he told her straight up where we were and what we were doing. *Shrugs*


She was real weird about the whole thing tho. I guess she figured she had him cuz he was physically there with her but man oh man if she ever heard all the stuff he used to say to me Eventually I got tired and realized he was never gonna leave her so I shouldn't wait around for him to grow some balls. We talk here and there but we are no where near as close as we used to be.

See yeah he's way out of line. My best friend is a girl and I call her my sister instead of my friend cause were very close. Like no eveything about each other, our families know each other, I call her mother ma, and she does the same. We even talk about sex with people we're dating. But in no way am I physically attractive to her, but most girls get very defensive and can be cool with her for a little bit and then seem to get upset after a while. She's is extremely attractive and I think that most girls feel threatened but I always tell them "that's my sister and I'm not into her like that." What's crazy is that she fits the description of like what I would consider the perfect wife, but I'm never crossing that line, doesn't even cross my mine.

I've never been been flagrant or anything with her, I'll tell girls straight up at 3:00 am yeah i'm in a dinner with my sister or over her crib. Girls will say that they don't like that I spend so much time with her and I just hit them with deal with it. If a girl was ever like it's me or her I would tell that chick to hit the bricks without even questioning it. I'm not cutting my best friend out for anyone.

 

[fontaine]

I'm in a sticky situation famb!

My number 2 chick... We just got back from a date...

She goes upstairs to get clothes to come to my house...

Comes back after ten min... Mad as ****

Apparently, her baby daddy kicked in the door... Crying talking about he wants to get back with her... Begging like keith sweat...

Now she's in the car going off on him... Telling him to get out of his feelings... Stop acting like a B...

I want to tell her to go handle it... But at the same time, I'm low key worried about her safety...

Cops on the way...

Also... I want to get the yambs tonight.

 

[アミーゴ]

I'm in a sticky situation famb!

My number 2 chick... We just got back from a date...

She goes upstairs to get clothes to come to my house...

Comes back after ten min... Mad as ****

Apparently, her baby daddy kicked in the door... Crying talking about he wants to get back with her... Begging like keith sweat...

Now she's in the car going off on him... Telling him to get out of his feelings... Stop acting like a B...

I want to tell her to go handle it... But at the same time, I'm low key worried about her safety...

Cops on the way...

Also... I want to get the yambs tonight.

Nah u played it well. Cops on the way u are good.

 

[Peep Game]

Got it in awhile ago with that new Beyonce video thing playing on a big screen. Dirty talking Beyonce us something else

 

[Coromanti]

I know you guys have been telling me this forever but not giving a damb brings in more results than caring.

I just been snapchatting an older girl who will not get with me for the sole reason that I'm a college sophomore and she is about to go off to grad school after she graduates april 2014.

The pics aren't risqué so nothing to report there.

Me: Why you only get 1hr sleep?

Her: Final exams.

Me: Good luck.  You look nice for 1hr sleep

Her: LIES! & Go Sleep         (she likes to baby me)

Me: Not unless youre in my arms #cheesyasf_

Her: Cheese is nice

Obviously it's just playful flirting and what not but she responds when I send her whatever I feel like.  Before I wouldn't send girls cheesy overromantic ish in a joking manner like that because of 'not wanting to come off too strong' and I would try to cozy up to them. 

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...really just gotta say what you want and it seems to get you more of what you want, in this case practice flirting.

For you bigger players like Ecook, Mark Antony, rrlegend, mugen and ElderWD this is probably 8th grade school yard BS but for me this is first of the beginning of the end of giving a damb.

I think I'm gonna declare it..

2014: NO DAMBS, MO YAMBS

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[fontaine]

Dambs and yambs are inversely correlated.

 

[keel252]

Cops on the way...

Also... I want to get the yambs tonight.

you a fool dog

Another situation of why I don't do babymothers. Her and that man are bonded for life. So if he's acting like that now it could go on for a while. And when he sees you he's likely to bring the drama to you too. Got No time for that nonsense

 

[mugen81]

I know you guys have been telling me this forever but not giving a damb brings in more results than caring.

I just been snapchatting an older girl who will not get with me for the sole reason that I'm a college sophomore and she is about to go off to grad school after she graduates april 2014.

The pics aren't risqué so nothing to report there.

Me: Why you only get 1hr sleep?

Her: Final exams.

Me: Good luck.  You look nice for 1hr sleep

Her: LIES! & Go Sleep         (she likes to baby me)

Me: Not unless youre in my arms #cheesyasf_

Her: Cheese is nice

Obviously it's just playful flirting and what not but she responds when I send her whatever I feel like.  Before I wouldn't send girls cheesy overromantic ish in a joking manner like that because of 'not wanting to come off too strong' and I would try to cozy up to them. 

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...really just gotta say what you want and it seems to get you more of what you want, in this case practice flirting.

For you bigger players like Ecook, Mark Antony, rrlegend, mugen and ElderWD this is probably 8th grade school yard BS but for me this is first of the beginning of the end of giving a damb.

I think I'm gonna declare it..

2014: NO DAMBS, MO YAMBS

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[youngdoc]

Dambs and yambs are inversely correlated.

This fellow yamb gawd knows

I helped my boy break a 2 month dry spell the other day. I now call myself the yamb whisperer

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red] I stay on the move...I'm in ATL...linked up with one of my chicks who is one of those ANTM type chicks. We ate in the Virginia Highlands area. It's real cool when you can travel to another city nowhere around yours make a call and instantly link up. Real talk I been doing this since Junior College. We'd have out of town tournaments many times I'd have chicks waiting for us after games. [/COLOR]

 

[jay are]

Whats you guys policies on receiving Christmas presents from yambs?

 

[tdogg2k]

Whats you guys policies on receiving Christmas presents from yambs?

I' dont see anything wrong with it as long as its someone you can some what stomach and cool with.
if it's one you want to avoid. just say thanks you didn't have to. and i didn't get you nothing...my bad

 

[crystalmethod]

Talking to this girl the other day at work.. Midway thru the convo..

Her: yeah, cause I play hockey

Me: oh rly ? That's surprising, nvr wouda guessed that

Her: how's that surprising? You haven't seen how big my legs and *** are?



Does she want the D?

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Talking to this girl the other day at work.. Midway thru the convo..

Her: yeah, cause I play hockey

Me: oh rly ? That's surprising, nvr wouda guessed that

Her: how's that surprising? You haven't seen how big my legs and *** are?



Does she want the D?

[COLOR=#red]Maybe the others will say different... But that's an inconclusive amount of information you're giving here bro[/COLOR]

 

[tego calderon el abayarde]

Any of you guys familiar with Patrice O'Neal's (rip) podcast? Even though he came off as abrasive , he made so many points. And I've been listening for the last couple days and I can't count how many times I was doing the weebay.gif

 

[coolgraymemo]

Talking to this girl the other day at work.. Midway thru the convo..

Her: yeah, cause I play hockey

Me: oh rly ? That's surprising, nvr wouda guessed that

Her: how's that surprising? You haven't seen how big my legs and *** are?



Does she want the D?

What did you respond?

 

[301216baller]

Tego I listen to patrice atleast once a week..his shows with opie and anthony are hilarious and full of game..

 

[アミーゴ]

In terms of the Christmas gift...

Girl I was hooking up with few years back copped me a shirt... Went over to smash and had plans to hit Cudi with her, she said buy my ticket and thats the gift...

Needless to say after the show, 8x in one night

 

[アミーゴ]

What good is a heart of gold with nobody to share it with?