So true. My ex broke up with me when I was looking for a job for some dude who lifts boxes at IKEA for a career. Blocked me on Instagram, facebook, deleted my phone #, etc. Fast forward one year, and I'm an accountant and about to get my CPA license in 2014. All of a sudden, look who decides to follow me on IG and facebook, look who decides to text me "what's up!!! why do you act like you don't know me anymore?" and look who starts commenting on all my pictures/statuses with smiley faces, winks, and kissing emojis

She's one of my best friend's cousins and always knows what I'm up to, so it's no coincidence that all of a sudden her interest in me is reignited. @#$% is pathetic. I basically accepted her requests just to show how much better in life I'm doing than her. Call me petty but w/e