TAY: thread about yambs...

[tdogg2k]

Slow thread night. I'll start another TAY QotD (Question of the day)

If you could take back one yamb you got, who and why. was it bad, was it a lonely night, was it a desperation nut.



I'll start

Just recently happened. (last 6 months)

I bought a new car from a dealership and had a female dealer. she telling me her life story and kind of throwing her self at me.
she was a bigger girl but cute.
we keep in contact because i think to myself she'll be a D list booty call on a lonely night
Fast Forward
almost 8 months.
I just break up with the girl. we had our final F U argument. I go to a wedding, get a little twisted. hit up car saleswoman. we're out drinking more. and im like f it why not.
we go back to her place.
talk a little bit.
I'm drunk NDG (no dambs given) get her in the bed and the whole time. im thinking.. don't do this don't do this.. bad idea bad idea.
the **** fly out and the devil on my should HADUKENS the angel and I start goign in..
(now must big girls i've had, have actually been super freaks, slip n slides)
she was dry, boring and lazy *** a sloth.
I give it like a good 5 minutes and stop.. tell her I can't do this. and bounce. ... Angel on my shoulder giving me that..

that was the longest 4 a.m. 15 mile drive in history.

 

[niquefreak94]

Okay I had a picture up, but I took it down because i didn't feel like editing out

the bad word. Anyway, it was a picture of a tweet that read "Cheating can **** up the most beautiful

of relationships."

Now fellas...when I was single this female would come to my crib and get it

poppin for like a month straight. She had a boyfriend then...and is still w/ the

same dude now. |I Be careful out here mayne these **** grimey.

 

[youngdoc]

I wouldn't take back any yambs, even the ones who weren't even that cute

As the year comes to a close how do y'all feel about how your yamb year went? Don't want to get into a pissing contest about dropping numbers and the like but in terms of personal progress and things like that. Especially since a lot of us folks come in here for advice, maybe we can see if the advice is working

Compared to 2012, 2013 was a significant improvement. No significant droughts (had 2 separate 3 month droughts in 2012 for various reasons). More stability (wasn't traveling all over the place) and now my own spot (since June). Stability and having the bachelor pad has made a huge difference.

Still need to work on hollering at yambs out in random places. After going through a year where I was living in the suburbs and working crazy hours I got rusty on hollering at non club/bar or non mutual friend yambs. Haven't even really tried the opportunities I've had since I moved. That and figuring out how to safely and succesfully holla at yambs at my hospital are my goals for 2014

 

[rocman23]

Back home for the holidays and went out with the latina chick who visited me in NY. We watched the game at a bar and played keno, we won $400. Kicked it and went to wal-mart where she bought some **** for her kid then grabbed drinks at her job. I was driving her parents truck back to my house and she says "I wish it wasn't so many lights around here or else I'd jump on you" Drive back to around her way and get the backseat freestyle popping next to the baby seat.

2013 was way better for yambs for me. Mouthpiece grew 10 fold

 

[tdogg2k]

I wouldn't take back any yambs, even the ones who weren't even that cute

never had one yamb you were like.. meh why not tonight..


2013 has been a horrible year for me in general. (A lot of personal life stuff gone bad )
Hoping to start over 2014 with something good. hopefully this move overseas will help me put 2013 behind me.
This thread def held my head up tho
So I appreciat you fellas

 

[Coromanti]

2013 was slow on the yambs.  Missed several opportunities and when I did capitalize the yambs weren't that great.

Yambs in 2013: fail/10

 

[daytona 5000]

Chick just literally told me she wanted me to be her sex slave

 

[fontaine]

Chick just literally told me she wanted me to be her sex slave

"wink wink what it be sex kitten / Won't give you any fish, just teach you how to go fishing /

How to do dishes / keep the sink glistening / can't stand the cups when they're they're dirty in the kitchen"


Ash Roth.... First thing I thought.

 

[humblemelord]

SO, what about  eating the box?

 

[suberzat1]

 
SO, what about  eating the box?

Never done it before bro

 

[hennessy]

SO, what about  eating the box?

Fun.

 

[Coromanti]

 
SO, what about  eating the box?

When I do it, I like to torture them.

When they start wigglin them hips, I hold them down and keep goin and goin until they about to murder me to make it stop....

 

[suberzat1]

 
When I do it, I like to torture them.

When they start wigglin them hips, I hold them down and keep goin and goin until they about to murder me to make it stop....

That maybe a little too much with the tongue game

 

[Coromanti]

 

 
When I do it, I like to torture them.

When they start wigglin them hips, I hold them down and keep goin and goin until they about to murder me to make it stop....

That maybe a little too much with the tongue game

 

[playamademeskin]

Brokeup with my girk yesterday. Gona go out tonighy and get BUCK WILD and try to holla at every chick i see. Havent even really went up to random chicks in forever tho. Game might be a lil weak. I usially mess wit chicks that ppl put me on to

 

[keel252]

Brokeup with my girk yesterday. Gona go out tonighy and get BUCK WILD and try to holla at every chick i see. Havent even really went up to random chicks in forever tho. Game might be a lil weak. I usially mess wit chicks that ppl put me on to

Enjoy it man, that first couple weeks are exciting as hell then reality will keep in. Keep your self occupied. Time to man up and start getting chicks on your own. Stop getting put on by the homies.

 

[tooeasy891]

Have the Tinder app been brought up in this thread?
One of the easiest ways to get yambs

 

[アミーゴ]

Have the Tinder app been brought up in this thread?
One of the easiest ways to get yambs

Separate thread for that.

In terms of my year, it was very successful yambs wise. In terms of numbers and quality I never had a slump in either.

 

[Mark Antony]

I had some rough moments, but pretty damn good year despite that and chillin the last couple months.

 

[currensy]

One I wanted slipped/slippin away, it's all good though, make sure it doesn't happen again though. All apart of the learning process, I guess...

 

[humblemelord]

 
Never done it before bro

why?

..i use to have that mind set back in high school till i met a freak in the 12th grade that turnt me out

. glad that she did. cause all females enjoy it...if they say they don't...LIES!

 

[mugen81]

Just like that, should always be this simple...
Oh wait I give bad advice,lol

 

[taymane23]

Just like that, should always be this simple...
Oh wait I give bad advice,lol

Did he close the deal though?

 

[BALH ENH]

 
When I do it, I like to torture them.

When they start wigglin them hips, I hold them down and keep goin and goin until they about to murder me to make it stop....

Uhhh... Pretty sure thats a charge in some states.

 

[Carreraa]

Birthday in about a hour
This broad i've been putting work in for a month boutta come thru
& it's crazy if it wasn't for TAY i wouldn't have pulled her .