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What exactly does this have to do with yamb acquisition?
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What do you say to him when he tryna watch adolescence twerk?
301216baller
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that's your bro but tread lightly...
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Man this was a whole thread derailment homie..
You really need to sit down with homie and talk to him on some grown man steeze because this could potentially kill his whole life literally as well as his family. No "SANE" adult male goes around peeping youngins out like that... I mean damb I have been hurt alot in life but I don't go picking up on teenage chicks because they are easy targets, hell even when I was single I had a 24-under rule, lol...
Seriously fam, ya'll need to get that brotha some counciling before its to late, brought my vibe down to zero after reading this...
Please somebody come save us with a uplifting story, lol
You really need to sit down with homie and talk to him on some grown man steeze because this could potentially kill his whole life literally as well as his family. No "SANE" adult male goes around peeping youngins out like that... I mean damb I have been hurt alot in life but I don't go picking up on teenage chicks because they are easy targets, hell even when I was single I had a 24-under rule, lol...
Seriously fam, ya'll need to get that brotha some counciling before its to late, brought my vibe down to zero after reading this...
Please somebody come save us with a uplifting story, lol
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nicofinessin
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Yo
For those on the fence about making a move, remember this saying:
'He who hesitates, masturbates'
Word up, quoted by me. Lol.
For those on the fence about making a move, remember this saying:
'He who hesitates, masturbates'
Word up, quoted by me. Lol.
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Did some weenie **** today....thanks for the quote, if I don't do it tomorrow I'm just gonna move my self along to the next.
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You shouldn't ever hesitate for a second on these women, what she gonna do? Say no?
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Let's get this back on track.
TAY Question of the week:
What was the best/longest/worst/biggest Lie you've ever told a girl to get the number/yambs?
I'll start it.
I told a girl my job sends me around the world, so I don't stick around much but always wanted to see (insert country) with someone else..
the eyes lit up lol. Wrap after that
edit: or what do you omit
(if you don;t or haven't lied you're lying, but if you do claim you that no need to troll on how you don't do it)
TAY Question of the week:
What was the best/longest/worst/biggest Lie you've ever told a girl to get the number/yambs?
I'll start it.
I told a girl my job sends me around the world, so I don't stick around much but always wanted to see (insert country) with someone else..
the eyes lit up lol. Wrap after that
edit: or what do you omit
(if you don;t or haven't lied you're lying, but if you do claim you that no need to troll on how you don't do it)
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Probably "I love you" dumb high school move
As I've gotten older I try not to lie at all to get the yambs. If keeping it real leads to a loss of yambs Idc, there's always more especially in LA
As I've gotten older I try not to lie at all to get the yambs. If keeping it real leads to a loss of yambs Idc, there's always more especially in LA
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I don't lie much these days. Omit a lot though.
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Used to say any and everything in HS but now? If I have some truth that will hurt the girl I just won't tell her besides that no time to lie for the box, too plentiful out here.
mr marcus
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Can't really think of any lies...ima pretty straight up dude...some **** love it and some don't...I've got caught up and said "I love you" during sex 
but usually the next day I hit them with the "ya know I got caught in the moment" lol
but usually the next day I hit them with the "ya know I got caught in the moment" lol
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Word.Girls know the deal and know not to ask ?'s they don't want the answer to.
Chick was like "I've seen your IG, I know you're a player" in a joking manner and instead of asking if I'm smashing/talking to other girls we just moved on.
On a somewhat related note this NYE party I'm goingto mIght have like 5 or 6 chicks I've smashed/trying to smash
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Never lied to get with a girl but told dumb lies in relationships to avoid arguments but then the truth came out because I forgot my own damn lie, lol...
Too young and stupid I was...
Been keeping it a hunnait ever since
Too young and stupid I was...
Been keeping it a hunnait ever since
301216baller
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I'm Puerto Rican/Dominican n my name is Jose my boy and I had code names..from 14-16 yambs fell for it but I regret it
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Lied on accident this one time .
Was helping my boy move into his new dorm and ran into this blasian chick I was messing with the summer before we all went to college.. And she didn't want to give it up because we were both leaving to separate schools. The lie started off as me saying I went to his school just to get into all the events they were throwing... And she so happened to be working one and I stayed with that lie and her eyes lit up when I told her I transferred there. Smashed that night and told her a day or two later I'm going back to my original school.
. Was helping my boy move into his new dorm and ran into this blasian chick I was messing with the summer before we all went to college.. And she didn't want to give it up because we were both leaving to separate schools. The lie started off as me saying I went to his school just to get into all the events they were throwing... And she so happened to be working one and I stayed with that lie and her eyes lit up when I told her I transferred there. Smashed that night and told her a day or two later I'm going back to my original school.
fontaine
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Here's some uplifting for yall...
Went to the mall today with my boy just trying to pick up a few gifts for Christmas and this party coming up.
So we are shopping and what not, obviously the spot is PACKED. Seeing cuties everywhere but just trying to get in and out. Decide to hit the food court and grab a slice of pizza.
Almost NO spots anywhere, end up sitting near a group of 3 girls and almost immediately they turn around and check us out. I say f it and approach while they are still staring.
Opened with, " My friend and I were just shopping and I needed a ladies opinion on this hat... (Takes out hat) Is this too much for a Christmas party, or is it as awesome as I think it is?"
They start laughing and tell me how cute it is. Ask me what event it's for and get to chatting. Tell them I have to get to work and exchange numbers with one of them and invite them out this weekend. Before I leave I tell her I'll, "Text her something witty so u remember me."
20 minutes later I text, "Insert witty text here
lol it's Ecook!"
Texts me back, "OMG ur so funny, and we were just saying how cute ur hat was!"
Told her, " It might look better on u Friday night, hope ur ready!"
Easy out here boys, very easy. Her and her girl r coming to pregame at the pad Friday
Went to the mall today with my boy just trying to pick up a few gifts for Christmas and this party coming up.
So we are shopping and what not, obviously the spot is PACKED. Seeing cuties everywhere but just trying to get in and out. Decide to hit the food court and grab a slice of pizza.
Almost NO spots anywhere, end up sitting near a group of 3 girls and almost immediately they turn around and check us out. I say f it and approach while they are still staring.
Opened with, " My friend and I were just shopping and I needed a ladies opinion on this hat... (Takes out hat) Is this too much for a Christmas party, or is it as awesome as I think it is?"
They start laughing and tell me how cute it is. Ask me what event it's for and get to chatting. Tell them I have to get to work and exchange numbers with one of them and invite them out this weekend. Before I leave I tell her I'll, "Text her something witty so u remember me."
20 minutes later I text, "Insert witty text here
lol it's Ecook!"Texts me back, "OMG ur so funny, and we were just saying how cute ur hat was!"
Told her, " It might look better on u Friday night, hope ur ready!"
Easy out here boys, very easy. Her and her girl r coming to pregame at the pad Friday
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On a somewhat related note this NYE party I'm goingto mIght have like 5 or 6 chicks I've smashed/trying to smash
Been there before, could turn out very good or very bad depending on the demeanor of the girls/how much alcohol/drugs have been consumed
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Word.Girls know the deal and know not to ask ?'s they don't want the answer to.
Chick was like "I've seen your IG, I know you're a player" in a joking manner and instead of asking if I'm smashing/talking to other girls we just moved on.
On a somewhat related note this NYE party I'm goingto mIght have like 5 or 6 chicks I've smashed/trying to smash
The Don likes this a lot! It will be a fun night bahahahaha.
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Been there before, could turn out very good or very bad depending on the demeanor of the girls/how much alcohol/drugs have been consumed
I'm the wingman that night, so it should be simple!
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On a somewhat related note this NYE party I'm goingto mIght have like 5 or 6 chicks I've smashed/trying to smash
Been there before, could turn out very good or very bad depending on the demeanor of the girls/how much alcohol/drugs have been consumed
It could be good or neutral. I'm not tripping over smashing any of the old ones again and haven't put any real effort into the new ones.
If all of em trip, I'll just do work on new yambs at the club
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