TAY: thread about yambs...

[jhes91]

I tend to overthink when I start texting a girl who could be wifey but I have no problems with sloots.
I very rarely meet girls who can be wifey though.
#KanyeShrug

I know it isn't just me but I swear I hate texting, but face to face and over the phone I'm good.

 

[meek meals]

Would you sacrifice kissing a big broad for some guaranteed top?

 

[keel252]

Still gets me how the even the most faux righteous chick doesn't trip when I go raw. Even the ones talking bout "condom queen".

I can count on one hand how many chicks have asked for condoms. But the rest talk that same I don't have sex without condoms. I lowkey felt disrespected when they asked for one.

 

[tdogg2k]

You know what they call people who don't use condoms?


Parents.

coooooold blooded. lmao

 

[romedadude]

Still gets me how the even the most faux righteous chick doesn't trip when I go raw. Even the ones talking bout "condom queen".

I can count on one hand how many chicks have asked for condoms. But the rest talk that same I don't have sex without condoms. I lowkey felt disrespected when they asked for one.

I always test females to see if they'll let me go raw for a few pumps. I take those pumps, then throw a condom on. I think in my head, "that's a nasty *****." Then I also say to myself, "you a nasty mf'er too."

 

[keel252]

I get in there and say to myself "f are you doing you stupid mf'er"


Then say

"Aw F it I'm in here now, might as well finish"

 

[mr marcus]

Lmaooo

 

[kidkain]

I always test females to see if they'll let me go raw for a few pumps. I take those pumps, then throw a condom on. I think in my head, "that's a nasty *****." Then I also say to myself, "you a nasty mf'er too."

I just spit out my drink at work...u wild for that..

I be doing the same ****

 

[gameover2]

Today I realized I'm a memember of team raw. It saddens me because of the past three girls I did when they asked for condoms I just died down there. I need help.

Word. I broke up with last girl because she's afraid to get knocked up and always wants a condom. I put up with that for 3.5 years and said F it. I can never enjoy sex when covered. #TeamRaw

 

[jhes91]

I get in there and say to myself "f are you doing you stupid mf'er"


Then say

"Aw F it I'm in here now, might as well finish"

 

[heliumclinton]

Today I realized I'm a memember of team raw. It saddens me because of the past three girls I did when they asked for condoms I just died down there. I need help.

Word. I broke up with last girl because she's afraid to get knocked up and always wants a condom. I put up with that for 3.5 years and said F it. I can never enjoy sex when covered. #TeamRaw

wait, you deaded her because she didn't want to get pregnant?

 

[slicknick951]

Yea u went 3+ years and then made up your mind you can do that anymore. Was birth control out of the question?

 

[Jumanji]

Just moved to NC a week ago and already got it in with this BAD little puerto rican chick I met at the store. Hung out with her friday and shawty is a FREAK!

She invited me to her friends graduation party and we ended up staying for only about two hours or so before she wanted to go to her place and watch a movie. After the movie ended, she said "what do you want to do now?" and it's 3 AM by now. I'm like I think shawty is trying to get it in . I wasn't really expecting anything, maybe a make out session since we really haven't talked about anything sexual.

She ended up playing some slow jams and I knew it was that time. Like many other NTer's said, the back and neck massage is GOLDEN . Easiest way to know if a girl is down. I just simply told her I'll give you a back massage and then you'll give me one. And that she'll need to take off her shirt so she could fully enjoy it. Said it in that dominant Christian Grey voice word to mugen81 . Once I saw her fidgeting and breathing heavy I knew I had her.

Made my move and we starting making out, then the breasts came out, and then I went to close . As soon as I started rubbing the greatest thing known to man she removed my hand and in my head I'm like she better not be faking now and thinking I'm not trying to just make out all night . Well she wasn't either, she pushed me off and went straight to topping me off. Man I never nutted so quickly off top in my life . But now the story gets good

After that, I was still a little drunk and was just goin to crash there cause I didnt feel like driving 40 min back to my spot. She then started moaning while I'm trying to go to sleep. And I'm like "you good?" She then says she's still horny and I told her I tried to help you with that. Then she responded, " I cant give it up this early." I was like well please yourself and show me. While she was doing that I whipped it out and told her stop playing . And wound up smashing.

Fast foward to the following morning. First thing she says is, " I wanted to wake you up to some head but I couldn't get to it." Had me like . She eventually started and was going for a good 20 min and I was no where close to busting, so I just told her she could stop. And she looked up and said "it's ok I love giving head. " She ended up swallowing every single drop 2 min later .

That last 2 and a half minutes she really had me feeling like

 

[humblemelord]

JUST THOUGHT I SHEAR MY OPINION ON  THIS MARRIAGE MATTER.

I HONESTLY BELIEVE THE WORD "MARRIAGE" ITSELF IS DEAD. OUR GENERATION HAVE GONE HAS FAR AWAY FROM IT HAS POSSIBLE. WE ARE THE LAZY, SPOILED AND SELFISH GENERATION. ANYTHING WORTH WORKING HARD FOR WE STRAY AWAY FROM. WE LACK COMMITMENT. LET ME GIVE YOU A EXAMPLE. IN OUR CULTURE WE DEFINE  BEING A MAN HAS HAVING MULTIPLE FEMALES..HELL THIS THREAD IS  THE EVIDENCE.... ALL THE CRAZINESS THAT IS SAID ON HERE PROVES IT. (NOW BEFORE NTER CHEW ME OUT LET ME EXAMPLE FURTHER).

IN HIGH SCHOOL BEING A VIRGIN WAS SOMETHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT...COLLEGE IF YOU WEREN'T SMASHING YOU WEREN'T COOL.IF YOU HAD FEMALES ON YOUR BALLZ YOU WERE THE MAN ON CAMPUS. HELL ..FEMALES EVEN LIKE DUDES THAT HAD THAT CAN APPEAL. IF YOU WEREN'T SMASH NUMEROUS GIRLS YOU WERE A LOSE.

THIS HAS BEEN WEAVED INTO OUR DNA. SO WHY GET MARRIED.

IN MY OPINION I BELIEVE MARRIAGE IS B.S I WOULD RATHER FIND A DOWN *** CHICK THAT LIKE ME FOR ME F THE PAPER. INSTEAD OF WASTING 100s OF DOLLARS ON A DAY WE CAN USE THAT MONEY AND TRAVEL. INSTEAD OF BEING "MARRIED" WE CAN LIVE TOGETHER HAVE SEPARATE BANK ACCOUNTS SO IF **** DOESN'T WORK WE CAN MOVE ON EASILY... NO LEGAL ISSUES.... NO NOTHING.

JUST MY THOUGHTS.

ALSO WE AFRICANS ARE ALL DEMANDING ITS IN OUR NATURE. I CANT COUNT HOW MANY TIMES MOMS-DUKE DISAPPROVED OF  ALL MY FEMALES. IT THERE WAY OR THE HIGH WAY...WORD TO ALL NTRS WHO DATE AFRICAN FEMALES...GOOOOOD LUCCCCCK

 

 

[gameover2]

Today I realized I'm a memember of team raw. It saddens me because of the past three girls I did when they asked for condoms I just died down there. I need help.

Word. I broke up with last girl because she's afraid to get knocked up and always wants a condom. I put up with that for 3.5 years and said F it. I can never enjoy sex when covered. #TeamRaw

wait, you deaded her because she didn't want to get pregnant?

Wasn't the only reason, but yeah, that played a huge part.

 

[gameover2]

Yea u went 3+ years and then made up your mind you can do that anymore. Was birth control out of the question?

She has never been under the pill and was unsure if she wanted to start on it.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Craziest first date EVER!! Just got back at 2am

So me and med school chick meet up at Barnes and Noble...Mami was looking right...body on point all 5'11 of her...her tiggies all perked up in a sleeveless shirt, smelling so so good.

So we get some magazines and she insists on buying me a Frappuccino so I relent and allow her too...After awhile we decide to go get something to eat, so we head over to Hooters. We're having the greatest time together cracking jokes and making each other laugh then after our meal we order dessert.

We order the Caramel Fudge Cheesecake. We feed each otger and after one bite ole girl says "wow tastes so good that it's almost like an orgasmic experience"...me feeling the energy coming from her was like "yes this is the type of dessert that I'd eat off your body" she then had another piece and was blown away. She was sitting next to me and I just spontaneously leaned over and started tongueing the s*** out of her in front of everybody at Hooters. No lie the s*** got so hot and heavy that I started feeling on her breasts with no dams given that people were around us.

We decided to take it to my car and as soon as she got in she reclined the passenger seat and I followed suit. This chick managed to kiss me all over my face, my neck, and my ears in such a smooth sensual manner that I felt like I wanted to bust!! No woman has EVER kissed me with such passion before in my life...So I started working on those tiggies. After like 15 minutes of that she stops abruptly and asks "Will you be mine and only mine..I'm so into you and don't want to share you baby". I look her in the eyes and say "yes baby I'm all yours.. you don't have to share me". She then gives me the most serious and almost scary look and says "you better not play with my heart baby". I was like wow..I really just did that...but eff it no lady ever had me like that and that's saying a lot. I'm saying ish got so real that pre-cum left a wet spot on my khakis.

We were about to go back to her apartment, but believe it or not Ididn't want to...I said we need some time to process all that just happened...so we scheduled Wednesday night at her place.

My dudes real talk I'm kinda scared. I sense an extremely high probability of being P-whupped out of my mind. Gonna have to wear a condom..cause I'd prolly get caught up and start skeeting everywhere. Dang dang dang[/COLOR]

 

[301216baller]

I think she's gonna have a greater respect for you since you turned it down

 

[mugen81]

[COLOR=#red]Craziest first date EVER!! Just got back at 2am

So me and med school chick meet up at Barnes and Noble...Mami was looking right...body on point all 5'11 of her...her tiggies all perked up in a sleeveless shirt, smelling so so good.

So we get some magazines and she insists on buying me a Frappuccino so I relent and allow her too...After awhile we decide to go get something to eat, so we head over to Hooters. We're having the greatest time together cracking jokes and making each other laugh then after our meal we order dessert.

We order the Caramel Fudge Cheesecake. We feed each otger and after one bite ole girl says "wow tastes so good that it's almost like an orgasmic experience"...me feeling the energy coming from her was like "yes this is the type of dessert that I'd eat off your body" she then had another piece and was blown away. She was sitting next to me and I just spontaneously leaned over and started tongueing the s*** out of her in front of everybody at Hooters. No lie the s*** got so hot and heavy that I started feeling on her breasts with no dams given that people were around us.

We decided to take it to my car and as soon as she got in she reclined the passenger seat and I followed suit. This chick managed to kiss me all over my face, my neck, and my ears in such a smooth sensual manner that I felt like I wanted to bust!! No woman has EVER kissed me with such passion before in my life...So I started working on those tiggies. After like 15 minutes of that she stops abruptly and asks "Will you be mine and only mine..I'm so into you and don't want to share you baby". I look her in the eyes and say "yes baby I'm all yours.. you don't have to share me". She then gives me the most serious and almost scary look and says "you better not play with my heart baby". I was like wow..I really just did that...but eff it no lady ever had me like that and that's saying a lot. I'm saying ish got so real that pre-cum left a wet spot on my khakis.

We were about to go back to her apartment, but believe it or not Ididn't want to...I said we need some time to process all that just happened...so we scheduled Wednesday night at her place.

My dudes real talk I'm kinda scared. I sense an extremely high probability of being P-whupped out of my mind. Gonna have to wear a condom..cause I'd prolly get caught up and start skeeting everywhere. Dang dang dang[/COLOR]

 

[keel252]

Just moved to NC a week ago and already got it in with this BAD little puerto rican chick I met at the store. Hung out with her friday and shawty is a FREAK!

She invited me to her friends graduation party and we ended up staying for only about two hours or so before she wanted to go to her place and watch a movie. After the movie ended, she said "what do you want to do now?" and it's 3 AM by now. I'm like I think shawty is trying to get it in . I wasn't really expecting anything, maybe a make out session since we really haven't talked about anything sexual.

She ended up playing some slow jams and I knew it was that time. Like many other NTer's said, the back and neck massage is GOLDEN . Easiest way to know if a girl is down. I just simply told her I'll give you a back massage and then you'll give me one. And that she'll need to take off her shirt so she could fully enjoy it. Said it in that dominant Christian Grey voice word to mugen81 . Once I saw her fidgeting and breathing heavy I knew I had her.

Made my move and we starting making out, then the breasts came out, and then I went to close . As soon as I started rubbing the greatest thing known to man she removed my hand and in my head I'm like she better not be faking now and thinking I'm not trying to just make out all night . Well she wasn't either, she pushed me off and went straight to topping me off. Man I never nutted so quickly off top in my life . But now the story gets good

After that, I was still a little drunk and was just goin to crash there cause I didnt feel like driving 40 min back to my spot. She then started moaning while I'm trying to go to sleep. And I'm like "you good?" She then says she's still horny and I told her I tried to help you with that. Then she responded, " I cant give it up this early." I was like well please yourself and show me. While she was doing that I whipped it out and told her stop playing . And wound up smashing.

Fast foward to the following morning. First thing she says is, " I wanted to wake you up to some head but I couldn't get to it." Had me like . She eventually started and was going for a good 20 min and I was no where close to busting, so I just told her she could stop. And she looked up and said "it's ok I love giving head. " She ended up swallowing every single drop 2 min later .

That last 2 and a half minutes she really had me feeling like

i love to see you young thundercats out here getting W's under your belt.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Just moved to NC a week ago and already got it in with this BAD little puerto rican chick I met at the store. Hung out with her friday and shawty is a FREAK!

She invited me to her friends graduation party and we ended up staying for only about two hours or so before she wanted to go to her place and watch a movie. After the movie ended, she said "what do you want to do now?" and it's 3 AM by now. I'm like I think shawty is trying to get it in . I wasn't really expecting anything, maybe a make out session since we really haven't talked about anything sexual.

She ended up playing some slow jams and I knew it was that time. Like many other NTer's said, the back and neck massage is GOLDEN . Easiest way to know if a girl is down. I just simply told her I'll give you a back massage and then you'll give me one. And that she'll need to take off her shirt so she could fully enjoy it. Said it in that dominant Christian Grey voice word to mugen81 . Once I saw her fidgeting and breathing heavy I knew I had her.

Made my move and we starting making out, then the breasts came out, and then I went to close . As soon as I started rubbing the greatest thing known to man she removed my hand and in my head I'm like she better not be faking now and thinking I'm not trying to just make out all night . Well she wasn't either, she pushed me off and went straight to topping me off. Man I never nutted so quickly off top in my life . But now the story gets good

After that, I was still a little drunk and was just goin to crash there cause I didnt feel like driving 40 min back to my spot. She then started moaning while I'm trying to go to sleep. And I'm like "you good?" She then says she's still horny and I told her I tried to help you with that. Then she responded, " I cant give it up this early." I was like well please yourself and show me. While she was doing that I whipped it out and told her stop playing . And wound up smashing.

Fast foward to the following morning. First thing she says is, " I wanted to wake you up to some head but I couldn't get to it." Had me like . She eventually started and was going for a good 20 min and I was no where close to busting, so I just told her she could stop. And she looked up and said "it's ok I love giving head. " She ended up swallowing every single drop 2 min later .

That last 2 and a half minutes she really had me feeling like

[COLOR=#red]Good s*** homie! Man you got you a live one...which is so much better than those chicks who be holding back. Repped !!!

[/COLOR]

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Dam Mugen, just dawned on me what I "committed" to in the wee hours of the morning bro. Like what am I supposed to do with the other women? I'll figure something out...[/COLOR]

 

[tdogg2k]

[COLOR=#red]Dam Mugen, just dawned on me what I "committed" to in the wee hours of the morning bro. Like what am I supposed to do with the other women? I'll figure something out...[/COLOR]

you can't be held to promises made during acts of lust.


Thats like telling a girl you love them for the first time during sex.

or bringing up marriage for the first time after a good session.

It doesn't count. Unless you're really feeling her over others. elderwatsondiggs I'm a little confused with the girls.
Which one is the one with the kid going to college..

Which one is the one you work with.

and who was the 3rd?

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

you can't be held to promises made during acts of lust.


Thats like telling a girl you love them for the first time during sex.

or bringing up marriage for the first time after a good session.

It doesn't count. Unless you're really feeling her over others. elderwatsondiggs I'm a little confused with the girls.
Which one is the one with the kid going to college..

Which one is the one you work with.

and who was the 3rd?

[COLOR=#red]Tdogg I respect you for being straight up my dude. I'm with you on the whole not making promises based on lust. You speak %100 truth homie.

The one with the kid going to college is the 43 yr old...the one who has her tubes tied. I like her she just doesn't have the energy I feed off of. She'd be fine if she was my only opportunity but ole chick last night we engage on the intellectual, the humor, the sensual, and the physical side. Basically we are engaged on so many levels that it makes her an attractive option. You can tell she comes from good stock when she speaks about her goals and what she's doing to achieve them. Basically she has the things I appreciate in a woman...though I think she would go ape on me if I hurt her.

The other one is the love and basketball chick the one I work with...that's still in the embryo stage and she's a sweetie but she can't compete all-around with med school chick though.[/COLOR]

 

[Coromanti]

 

Craziest first date EVER!! Just got back at 2am

So me and med school chick meet up at Barnes and Noble...Mami was looking right...body on point all 5'11 of her...her tiggies all perked up in a sleeveless shirt, smelling so so good.

So we get some magazines and she insists on buying me a Frappuccino so I relent and allow her too...After awhile we decide to go get something to eat, so we head over to Hooters. We're having the greatest time together cracking jokes and making each other laugh then after our meal we order dessert.

We order the Caramel Fudge Cheesecake. We feed each otger and after one bite ole girl says "wow tastes so good that it's almost like an orgasmic experience"...me feeling the energy coming from her was like "yes this is the type of dessert that I'd eat off your body" she then had another piece and was blown away. She was sitting next to me and I just spontaneously leaned over and started tongueing the s*** out of her in front of everybody at Hooters. No lie the s*** got so hot and heavy that I started feeling on her breasts with no dams given that people were around us.

We decided to take it to my car and as soon as she got in she reclined the passenger seat and I followed suit. This chick managed to kiss me all over my face, my neck, and my ears in such a smooth sensual manner that I felt like I wanted to bust!! No woman has EVER kissed me with such passion before in my life...So I started working on those tiggies. After like 15 minutes of that she stops abruptly and asks "Will you be mine and only mine..I'm so into you and don't want to share you baby". I look her in the eyes and say "yes baby I'm all yours.. you don't have to share me". She then gives me the most serious and almost scary look and says "you better not play with my heart baby". I was like wow..I really just did that...but eff it no lady ever had me like that and that's saying a lot. I'm saying ish got so real that pre-cum left a wet spot on my khakis.

We were about to go back to her apartment, but believe it or not Ididn't want to...I said we need some time to process all that just happened...so we scheduled Wednesday night at her place.

My dudes real talk I'm kinda scared. I sense an extremely high probability of being P-whupped out of my mind. Gonna have to wear a condom..cause I'd prolly get caught up and start skeeting everywhere. Dang dang dang