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@ the way some of these birds think...
rick ross said something about not giving a girl a purse before she drop drawls... something along those lines.
me: do you think you deserve a purse when you first meet a guy?
her: dont go there. i've had guys spend almost 1k on me in the first month without me even having sex with them
me:i didnt ask that. you seem real defensive right now. do you think you deserve something from a guy that you just met?
her: yes.
me: why
her: cuz its a privilege to be talking to me
me: *bursts into laughter* lmaowut?
her: yeah... i mean, if a guy is being thirst and trying to talk to me, and i finally give him attention, he's lucky. its a privilege to talk to me.
me: *wiping tears from my eyes* wow. that was the funniest **** i've heard in 2013. and its going to stand for a min.
her: why you laughing? i could hurt your feelings right now
me: *still laughing* ok... try me.
her: its a privilege i even answered the phone when you called. its a privilege for me to be talking to you now. dont front n____. i dont know why you're acting like it aint.
me: *still, laughning your 3 calls, plus 2 text messagess 2 text m[/SIZE]s 2 text messages... . what are you talking about?
her: yeah, keep laughing
me: *laughs harder
homegirl in the background: damb, girl you going off on everybody today.
her to the homegirl: today is not the day to be fuggin w/ me girl. this n____ dont know i can really hurt is feelings right now.
me: ok... i'll stop laughing... but... lemme get this right... its a privilege?
her:... yeah...
me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-
her *click*
she got mad and hung the phone up. she was in front of her friends, so i guess she was fronting for her.
i lost a gang of respect for her. and the cold part is, she has my name tatted on her.i'm like, where did this even come from? i'm sure she's been getting major gassage for the past couple months... but sheesh... not to
rollin
this level.
funny as hell lmfao