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Even if that dude beat her, cussed her out on a daily basis, cheated on her, etc. Happened to me
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Even if that dude beat her, cussed her out on a daily basis, cheated on her, etc. Happened to me
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Wise, did you pop her cherry?
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One time I get invited to eat and Chili's with my two best girl friends. one of them im currently in a FWB situation (call her J) but not at the time of this story. other chick (R) has a bf in the navy, japan. talking and eating and they keep it real around me as if Im the gay best friend but most of the time im telling the smash stories since im single. R then goes "so one of Mike's Navy friends facebooks me saying I'm smashing mike and you're outta the picture now to him" R msgs Mike immediatley wanting a break... be it its already a long distance thing. I told R, and both girls take my advice seriously cuz I'm like yambgod to them apparently, now imagine the situation from a different point of view. What if I was smashing J (
were their reactions... again they planned this FWB thing with me and J for months ahead im debating) and the next day I msged her man, she did have one at the time, and her man dumps J without explanation. exact words were "Its almost as if J's man was looking for any excuse to leave right R?" she goes yeah!... thinking/knowing shes not the brightest bulb I reverse the question "R are you looking for an excuse?" immediatly blurts out the confession come on Mario I havent had the D in like 8 months.
then goes on to say she went on sleeping with 2 exes in the past 3 weeks knowing she became a booty call but that'll hold her until he comes back on leave...
But i gave an honest response to all of this "R honestly thank you because you proved it to me, no matter how good you can be you have limits and a dark side if it took you 8 months to crack J wouldn't last 3 weeks" word to White Knight Harvey Dent in Batman we even coined her acts as her 3 week rampage
cliffs:
-Nicest goody-tu-shoes friend cheated on her navy bf ASAP from a small rumor over there in Japan
-smashes 2 dudes in 3 weeks constantly in the "time apart"
-thought shes dumb to the game but played me in what image I had of her and played her man
-cold-blooded
then goes on to say she went on sleeping with 2 exes in the past 3 weeks knowing she became a booty call but that'll hold her until he comes back on leave...
But i gave an honest response to all of this "R honestly thank you because you proved it to me, no matter how good you can be you have limits and a dark side if it took you 8 months to crack J wouldn't last 3 weeks" word to White Knight Harvey Dent in Batman we even coined her acts as her 3 week rampage
cliffs:
-Nicest goody-tu-shoes friend cheated on her navy bf ASAP from a small rumor over there in Japan
-smashes 2 dudes in 3 weeks constantly in the "time apart"
-thought shes dumb to the game but played me in what image I had of her and played her man
-cold-blooded
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^ Thought that story was leading to you taking them home and hitting them both AFTER Chilis 
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Ehh I don't know of a dude or chick involved in military relationship that doesn't cheat. I kinda took it as an assumed unspoken agreement.
rusty shackelford
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The man who pulls that off has my eternal respect^ Thought that story was leading to you taking them home and hitting them both AFTER Chilis
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No Moe, even worse she gave me a piece of her soul. I popped her mental and spiritual cherry far worse then her physical. At a certain level It's about what's real its not even a moral thing. When you break up with someone because you both need to grow and they spend that time partying,************ and getting in another relationship it speaks volumes not only on their lack identity but also their character. Homie I spent so many nights alone, nights spent diving into the depths of my pain, my imperfections, my issues, my overall psychology and soul because I wanted to be a better human being and grow. Meanwhile she just jumped on the next **** smoking, hit the club and gym and had a blast. I busted my *** working and hustling on friday and saturday nights while she partied so I could be able to provide. Now three years later after the smoked has cleared and you realize the jig is up because now I'm successful and your current dude is a bum you wanna throw some ***** my way to reel me back in so you can have your cake AND EAT IT to? Nah, homie I may not have had a pops ***** but God didn't raise no fool! Problem with men is we give these broads a ***** pass. All is forgiven if you get the yambz as yall say. **** that, ***** I sacrificed EVERYTHING for the space and place I'm in. That girl is the exact same person she was in 2010. Females just gotta stay in shape, work on their mental and be cool. Dudes gotta work on their mental, stay in shape AND BE ABLE TO PROVE THEY CAN PROVIDE! Chicks got it to easy to not even have worked on their mental.
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Thats whats good Wise. Glad you got your ish together; lot of mental midgets and suckas for love running around on this planet. If you haven't already, hopefully one day you find a REAL woman who appreciates this state of mind.
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@ the way some of these birds think...rick ross said something about not giving a girl a purse before she drop drawls... something along those lines.
me: do you think you deserve a purse when you first meet a guy?
her: dont go there. i've had guys spend almost 1k on me in the first month without me even having sex with them
me:
i didnt ask that. you seem real defensive right now. do you think you deserve something from a guy that you just met?her: yes.
me: why
her: cuz its a privilege to be talking to me
me: *bursts into laughter* lmaowut?
her: yeah... i mean, if a guy is being thirst and trying to talk to me, and i finally give him attention, he's lucky. its a privilege to talk to me.
me: *wiping tears from my eyes* wow. that was the funniest **** i've heard in 2013. and its going to stand for a min.
her: why you laughing? i could hurt your feelings right now
me: *still laughing* ok... try me.
her: its a privilege i even answered the phone when you called. its a privilege for me to be talking to you now. dont front n____. i dont know why you're acting like it aint.
me: *still, laughing hard as hell* i was just returning your 3 calls, plus 2 text messages... . what are you talking about?
her: yeah, keep laughing
me: *laughs harder
homegirl in the background: damb, girl you going off on everybody today.
her to the homegirl: today is not the day to be fuggin w/ me girl. this n____ dont know i can really hurt is feelings right now.
me: ok... i'll stop laughing... but... lemme get this right... its a privilege?
her:... yeah...
me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-
her *click*
she got mad and hung the phone up. she was in front of her friends, so i guess she was fronting for her.
i lost a gang of respect for her. and the cold part is, she has my name tatted on her.
i'm like, where did this even come from? i'm sure she's been getting major gassage for the past couple months... but sheesh... not to this level.
rusty shackelford
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rick ross said something about not giving a girl a purse before she drop drawls... something along those lines.
me: do you think you deserve a purse when you first meet a guy?
her: dont go there. i've had guys spend almost 1k on me in the first month without me even having sex with them
me:
her: yes.
me: why
her: cuz its a privilege to be talking to me
me: *bursts into laughter* lmaowut?
her: yeah... i mean, if a guy is being thirst and trying to talk to me, and i finally give him attention, he's lucky. its a privilege to talk to me.
me: *wiping tears from my eyes* wow. that was the funniest **** i've heard in 2013. and its going to stand for a min.
her: why you laughing? i could hurt your feelings right now
me: *still laughing* ok... try me.
her: its a privilege i even answered the phone when you called. its a privilege for me to be talking to you now. dont front n____. i dont know why you're acting like it aint.
me: *still, laughing hard as hell* i was just returning your 3 calls, plus 2 text messages... . what are you talking about?
her: yeah, keep laughing
me: *laughs harder
homegirl in the background: damb, girl you going off on everybody today.
her to the homegirl: today is not the day to be fuggin w/ me girl. this n____ dont know i can really hurt is feelings right now.
me: ok... i'll stop laughing... but... lemme get this right... its a privilege?
her:... yeah...
me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-
her *click*
she got mad and hung the phone up. she was in front of her friends, so i guess she was fronting for her.
i lost a gang of respect for her. and the cold part is, she has my name tatted on her.
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i know...
but fuggit... i aineem trippin on it... i'm not about that "sacrificing my pockets for a chance @ yambs" life brah...
maybe i'll lighten up in the future. but right now, i'm too head strong to budge for yambs.
dont care how pretty they are. i'll fap it out before have thin pockets trying to deal w/ the chicks.
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i know...
but fuggit... i aineem trippin on it... i'm not about that "sacrificing my pockets for a chance @ yambs" life brah...
maybe i'll lighten up in the future. but right now, i'm too head strong to budge for yambs.
dont care how pretty they are. i'll fap it out before have thin pockets trying to deal w/ the chicks.
THIS.
I would need to be a very rich man to spend a lot of money on them strangers.
I don't need to prove anything to you with my money. YOU need to prove me you are worthy of my hard earned money.
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rick ross said something about not giving a girl a purse before she drop drawls... something along those lines.
me: do you think you deserve a purse when you first meet a guy?
her: dont go there. i've had guys spend almost 1k on me in the first month without me even having sex with them
me:
her: yes.
me: why
her: cuz its a privilege to be talking to me
me: *bursts into laughter* lmaowut?
her: yeah... i mean, if a guy is being thirst and trying to talk to me, and i finally give him attention, he's lucky. its a privilege to talk to me.
me: *wiping tears from my eyes* wow. that was the funniest **** i've heard in 2013. and its going to stand for a min.
her: why you laughing? i could hurt your feelings right now
me: *still laughing* ok... try me.
her: its a privilege i even answered the phone when you called. its a privilege for me to be talking to you now. dont front n____. i dont know why you're acting like it aint.
me: *still, laughing hard as hell* i was just returning your 3 calls, plus 2 text messages... . what are you talking about?
her: yeah, keep laughing
me: *laughs harder
homegirl in the background: damb, girl you going off on everybody today.
her to the homegirl: today is not the day to be fuggin w/ me girl. this n____ dont know i can really hurt is feelings right now.
me: ok... i'll stop laughing... but... lemme get this right... its a privilege?
her:... yeah...
me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-
her *click*
she got mad and hung the phone up. she was in front of her friends, so i guess she was fronting for her.
i lost a gang of respect for her. and the cold part is, she has my name tatted on her.
.... that's the kinda chicks ya'll go for though....
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"you say no to rachet p**** Juicy J can't"
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I was chillin with my main chick and her sister last night and I jokingly asked her sister "how big is your TV" (it looks like a laptop screen)....but she thought I said "how big are your *******" AND she actually answered too
Life's awkward moments man. I need to start pronouncing my words
AND she actually answered tooLife's awkward moments man. I need to start pronouncing my words
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I been with my girl for a few years, but i feel like im not attracted to her anymore and get bored around her. Specially cuz her friends are always trying to get at me, and theyre fine too. Ive been considering breakin up with her, but we live together and she loves me alot and does A LOT for me and i cant just breakup wit her like it aint nothing even tho im not feelin her anymore.
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2throwed
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Im just sayin, i feel like bein wit someone different. Im not as attracted to her as i used to. And shes too dependent
supremewellbeing
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dont ever use that as an excuse because if the tabloes was turned a girl would move on with the quickness. If your not attracted to her let her know and move on. lifes too short and many other women to love and be loved
supremewellbeing
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arent you like... 28, doe? dafugg you got married for in the first place? no offense brah...
also... got a number from a girl... about 3 weeks back. she was a a bumb working at taco cabana w/ some big *** teddies.
tells me she has a dude but still gives the digits... then after about 10 texts, says she's not interested...
*kanyeshrug* guess she just didnt want to be mean in my face... #iaineemad...
i took a hail mary shot from half court, doe...
me: i'm not trying to date. i have no intentions of trying to have anything serious. i dont even know you.
her: i'm not interested
me: well. i'll be real. i'm not eem trying to have anything legit w/ you. you just had some nice tiddies and i was trying to see waddup w/ something sexual.
her: i know i have nice breasts, but you'll never get a chance to see them cuz you are nowhere near my type. so i dont know why that would eem cross your mind. eww, no thanks.
me: lol. it is very evident that you are not a looker. strip away them breasts and you would get zero attention. you know this in your heart of hearts. lol
i prolly went out like a sucker but fuggit... too many times, i've walked away in a dignified manner. gotta start letting these yambs know what the deal is cuz i'm pretty sure somebody has gassed this chick beyond epic proportions...
ugly as a muh fugga, but them teddies were on point. working at taco cabana, dropped outta high school... and acting like a star...
i may have seemed bitter, but i'm all for letting these birds know waddup so hopefully it'll take them down a peg for the next dude...
i would post screenshots but i did it on my phone that isnt rooted...
you could have had her but you messed up. You told her you have no intentions of anything serious.l To girls that s a turn off, makes men look less desirable. Even tho what you said is true, your never ever convey this message to women. You will get the ax everytime. Doesnt matter if the girl has a man, or she says the same thing..
Young cats got to learn the game
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Yeah shes told me once before that if i wasnt happy to let her know, but iono, i guess i dont feel like bein an *******. Ive broken up wit her before, split for about a year. Been together 2 yrs since. Im 22. She not a dime, shes about a 7 1/2 but she was brought up good.
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I work in the gym here at school. How and would you guys ask a chick for the digits if im at the front desk?
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I was chillin with my main chick and her sister last night and I jokingly asked her sister "how big is your TV" (it looks like a laptop screen)....but she thought I said "how big are your *******"
Life's awkward moments man. I need to start pronouncing my words
Did you propose the threesome?
I hope you did
furiousstylez23
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I was chillin with my main chick and her sister last night and I jokingly asked her sister "how big is your TV" (it looks like a laptop screen)....but she thought I said "how big are your *******"AND she actually answered too
Life's awkward moments man. I need to start pronouncing my words
I hope so, I would of got 1 of those weird excited boners...Did you propose the threesome?
I hope you did
THE SISTER??? Damb.... And she told you.... If your girl ever acts up.... See what her sis yambs be like...
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