TAY: thread about yambs...

[sober thoughts]

I just took a huge L. Went on a second date with this girl and it turned out awkward as hell. smashed on the first date, we established it was gonna be nothing serious. this date I figured I would tell her my real age and who I actually am. bad move. Soon after I froze up, mad awkward silences all the time I didn't know what to say to her a bunch of times, I had the worst date ever. I just texted her an hour ago since I got home and shes not answering. She's real pretty too. I dunno what to do now, I don't wanna lose her, I think ill hit her up in a couple days see if she wants to talk.

Don't press her give it sum time too sink in and if she ain't wit it **** it you still (GTD word to Tommy from martin) you might have freaked her out a little with all the lies and flexin you was doing and I too once went on a awkward date don't think to deeply about it.

 

[rex ryan]

my homeboy just domed a N!

Oh snaps!

 

[skip2mylou23]

I just took a huge L. Went on a second date with this girl and it turned out awkward as hell. smashed on the first date, we established it was gonna be nothing serious. this date I figured I would tell her my real age and who I actually am. bad move. Soon after I froze up, mad awkward silences all the time I didn't know what to say to her a bunch of times, I had the worst date ever. I just texted her an hour ago since I got home and shes not answering. She's real pretty too. I dunno what to do now, I don't wanna lose her, I think ill hit her up in a couple days see if she wants to talk.

How old are you and how old is she? How old did you tell her you were?

 

[hellaones]

Since someone just confess to smashing his roommate's ex, I want to ask for how long is a friend/ former friend's ex off limits?

Messing with a friend's ex is something I've always viewed as a cardinal sin but, I haven't seen or spoken to this friend in over 4 years. No beef or anything we just grew apart. I recently ran into his ex and we exchanged info. After a couple weeks she's pushing towards us linking up soon. I always had a thing for her and felt he used to treat her like **** but I'm still unsure if I want to go through with it.

 

[rell]

Since someone just confess to smashing his roommate's ex, I want to ask for how long is a friend/ former friend's ex off limits?

Messing with a friend's ex is something I've always viewed as a cardinal sin but, I haven't seen or spoken to this friend in over 4 years. No beef or anything we just grew apart. I recently ran into his ex and we exchanged info. After a couple weeks she's pushing towards us linking up soon. I always had a thing for her and felt he used to treat her like **** but I'm still unsure if I want to go through with it.

FOREVER.


(But since you and dude aren't homies anymore I guess there's nothing wrong with you jumping in...)

 

[bman71]

so of course the double date i was suppose to go on this past fri had to be rescheduled  because of the weather 

,  but i had a chance to redeem myself the next night with another chick i had been wanting to smash for a while. So me and my homie  were out  at the bar that night and apparently her roomates caught wind of this and were trying to "set us up"  but i was too fried to take advantage according to him, she has a boyfriend so im not sure if this was a one time shot or not,   damn i been taking nothing  but L's this whole week  

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

yoooo POF is fun/funny as ****! Dudes are really out there..... like REALLY out here



this is perfect to keep my mind from wandering and thinking bout **** I shouldn't be thinking about . Onward and upward as the saying goes! Right?

 

[r-man jam]

yoooo POF is fun/funny as ****! Dudes are really out there..... like REALLY out here

this is perfect to keep my mind from wandering and thinking bout **** I shouldn't be thinking about . Onward and upward as the saying goes! Right?

i went on 2 dates in the last week with girls from pof. actually went well. they would tell me these weird *** convo's they had with dudes were both 

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

yoooo POF is fun/funny as ****! Dudes are really out there..... like REALLY out here



this is perfect to keep my mind from wandering and thinking bout **** I shouldn't be thinking about . Onward and upward as the saying goes! Right?

What type of foolishness really occurs on there?

I need some laughs

 

[youngdoc]

why do chubby chicks have the wettest yambs?

 

[currensy]

I can't post due to lack of experience, but I'm always lurking. I'm trying to close on this scrumptious broad in my chem class though God damn. She feeling me I just gotta stop being feeble and act. Scared money don't make no money, and being p don't get no p.

Do it bruh, similar situation, I just was acting like a straight up BISH.

 

[216301baller]

good question..there has to be some type of legitimate reason behind it

 

[r-man jam]

why do chubby chicks have the wettest yambs?

sweaty

 

[r-man jam]

i sware brahs these f'n broads are somethin else brahs.

textin this chick earlier, who i chilled with before, ask her to chill & doesn't txt back for like 9 hours. Srs. Tells me she was swamped all day, just got out of class & just saw the text 

never ever know what to see in return in these situations.

help a brah out brahs

 

[dakingii]

i sware brahs these f'n broads are somethin else brahs.

textin this chick earlier, who i chilled with before, ask her to chill & doesn't txt back for like 9 hours. Srs. Tells me she was swamped all day, just got out of class & just saw the text 

never ever know what to see in return in these situations.

help a brah out brahs

i cant lie to you bruh ive done that **** to hella people while texting. What'll happen is that ill have a text conversation with someone then ill get pre-occupied and completely forget i was texting. I'll either text back late or not at all.

Just say its cool and keep the conversation moving. I would say not to bring up asking her to chill again because it would make you sound desperate now. Just wait for her to bring it up.

 

[usabasketball08]

Chick I thought I was close to threw me under the bus today to my girl.

Said I don't really love her, said I wouldn't do anything for her, said I was disrespectful for telling my girl she acts like a "*****" sometimes.


This chick was really sitting up trying to lecture my girl. My girl was trying to walk away but the chick followed.


What's even funnier about the situation is that this chick that was trying to give my girl advice is someone who has cheated on her boyfriend (and now fiancee) of 7 years with 6 different dudes. Most recently last summer. Chick cheated on her fiancee over a period of 6+ months each over 7 years with 5 of the 6 dudes. I'm talking letting the dudes blow her back out every other day (over long periods of time throughout the ENTIRE relationship) and then smiling in her fiancee's face the next day.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

Chick I thought I was close to threw me under the bus today to my girl.

Said I don't really love her, said I wouldn't do anything for her, said I was disrespectful for telling my girl she acts like a "*****" sometimes.


This chick was really sitting up trying to lecture my girl. My girl was trying to walk away but the chick followed.


What's even funnier about the situation is that this chick that was trying to give my girl advice is someone who has cheated on her boyfriend (and now fiancee) of 7 years with 6 different dudes. Most recently last summer. Chick cheated on her fiancee over a period of 6+ months each over 7 years with 5 of the 6 dudes. I'm talking letting the dudes blow her back out every other day (over long periods of time throughout the ENTIRE relationship) and then smiling in her fiancee's face the next day.

see I don't get how these types of ******* get wifed up and here I am... in the the words of Melvin.... "TRYNA BE A GOOD ******' *****!" and I always get played to the left. Like real talk man, sometimes I just be like why act nice? Why bother caring and getting involved and catering? It goes unappreciated most times anyway. You want a bad ***** well let me act like one. Seems like that's what guys are subconsciously attracted to.

 

[unsuited]

^^lol epiphany?

 

[r-man jam]

i cant lie to you bruh ive done that **** to hella people while texting. What'll happen is that ill have a text conversation with someone then ill get pre-occupied and completely forget i was texting. I'll either text back late or not at all.

Just say its cool and keep the conversation moving. I would say not to bring up asking her to chill again because it would make you sound desperate now. Just wait for her to bring it up.

Ya i been there also. I just got layed off from work & have most time of my hands now. Can't lie i got alittle butt hurt about it 

I'll hit her up in the a.m. & take it from there.

 

[trav t]

Chick I thought I was close to threw me under the bus today to my girl.

Said I don't really love her, said I wouldn't do anything for her, said I was disrespectful for telling my girl she acts like a "*****" sometimes.


This chick was really sitting up trying to lecture my girl. My girl was trying to walk away but the chick followed.


What's even funnier about the situation is that this chick that was trying to give my girl advice is someone who has cheated on her boyfriend (and now fiancee) of 7 years with 6 different dudes. Most recently last summer. Chick cheated on her fiancee over a period of 6+ months each over 7 years with 5 of the 6 dudes. I'm talking letting the dudes blow her back out every other day (over long periods of time throughout the ENTIRE relationship) and then smiling in her fiancee's face the next day.

That is the worst story I've ever heard. Her fiancee is an idiot for not leaving after the first time she cheated, though.

 

[Mark Antony]

Chick I thought I was close to threw me under the bus today to my girl.

Said I don't really love her, said I wouldn't do anything for her, said I was disrespectful for telling my girl she acts like a "*****" sometimes.


This chick was really sitting up trying to lecture my girl. My girl was trying to walk away but the chick followed.


What's even funnier about the situation is that this chick that was trying to give my girl advice is someone who has cheated on her boyfriend (and now fiancee) of 7 years with 6 different dudes. Most recently last summer. Chick cheated on her fiancee over a period of 6+ months each over 7 years with 5 of the 6 dudes. I'm talking letting the dudes blow her back out every other day (over long periods of time throughout the ENTIRE relationship) and then smiling in her fiancee's face the next day.

see I don't get how these types of ******* get wifed up and here I am... in the the words of Melvin.... "TRYNA BE A GOOD ******' *****!" and I always get played to the left. Like real talk man, sometimes I just be like why act nice? Why bother caring and getting involved and catering? It goes unappreciated most times anyway. You want a bad ***** well let me act like one. Seems like that's what guys are subconsciously attracted to.

You've now figured out how to be dangerous.

 

[usabasketball08]

Dude doesn't know about any of the times she's cheated. Not one.

Sorry if the story didn't even sound right or make sense, I typed that **** out of anger.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

You've now figured out how to be dangerous.

that good or bad

 

[trav t]

Dude doesn't know about any of the times she's cheated. Not one.

Sorry if the story didn't even sound right or make sense, I typed that **** out of anger.

I mean, it's kinda hard not to suspect when it has been six guys! There must have been some kind of signs or hints along the way. I can't believe she tried to screw you over, too . I'm assuming you're not friends with this person anymore. Or hopefully you're not one of the six guys...

 

[Mark Antony]

You've now figured out how to be dangerous.

that good or bad

Good for you, for now. Good girl charms with no dambs given. ****** will fall in love with you and get left in the dust. G'ahead knock this phase out.