TAY: thread about yambs...

[jjs]

and winner for "worst editing of a text message" award goes to......

I'm saying.

 

[rusty shackelford]

and winner for "worst editing of a text message" award goes to......

I thought this was the thread about yambs, not the criticize my JPEGs thread.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

back to the yambs tho



I think I may have a date this saturday. Damn man, no lag between the vag! Is that ****** up of me? Like should I be in a mourning period? Is it weird that I'm not?

 

[usabasketball08]

back to the yambs tho



I think I may have a date this saturday. Damn man, no lag between the vag! Is that ****** up of me? Like should I be in a mourning period? Is it weird that I'm not?

He's not a real ***** if he doesn't take you to swing thru Rudy's Chicken on the 1st date.

You're from Dallas so you should know what I'm talking about.

Spoiler

I'm kidding, where he taking you tho?

 

[Mark Antony]

:x at that text. Aww, to be young again. And naw enjoy your ho period however long/short it may last pattie, you learn some **** bout yourself. **** a mourning.

 

[jaypiff]

back to the yambs tho



I think I may have a date this saturday. Damn man, no lag between the vag! Is that ****** up of me? Like should I be in a mourning period? Is it weird that I'm not?

Relationships are meaningful and all that cute **** but life us too short to be mourning man. You gotta live Pattieyambs.

 

[アミーゴ]

back to the yambs tho



I think I may have a date this saturday. Damn man, no lag between the vag! Is that ****** up of me? Like should I be in a mourning period? Is it weird that I'm not?

I get confused...Ur a female, correct?

 

[moe szyslak]

back to the yambs tho

I think I may have a date this saturday. Damn man, no lag between the vag!

Is that ****** up of me? Like should I be in a mourning period? Is it weird that I'm not?

The only mourning period you should have is if one morning you wake up and you ain't got your period. Let that kitty purrrrrr!   

 

[jjs]

back to the yambs tho



I think I may have a date this saturday. Damn man, no lag between the vag! Is that ****** up of me? Like should I be in a mourning period? Is it weird that I'm not?

I get confused...Ur a female, correct?

correct, she is a female.

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

So on POF "not seeking commitment" or "wants to date but nothing serious" is code for potential FWB?...right?...

 

[jaypiff]

I hate POF
Whales & busted *** **** on there with 7 kids n**** got their heads all gassed up. Dudes in my area must really be thirstin

 

[jaypiff]

McDouble

 

[durantula]

I thought this was the thread about yambs, not the criticize my JPEGs thread.

Lol, you were almost too upfront, instead of saying the **** you acting surprised for, you should have hit her with something like "why you acting surprised, you know you want it just as bad as me"

 

[durantula]

The only mourning period you should have is if one morning you wake up and you ain't got your period. Let that kitty purrrrrr!   

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

The only mourning period you should have is if one morning you wake up and you ain't got your period. Let that kitty purrrrrr!   

YOU ARE A DAMN FOOL, SIR

Nah but ya'll can chill... ain't looking to get laid, ain't looking to get back into something too serious.... I'm just tryna ..... man just get my mind offa things. And dude is white so I doubt we going to Rudy's chicken.

I thought this was the thread about yambs, not the criticize my JPEGs thread.

my man... I be on here talkin' **** Don't take it personal, swear it's love

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

So on POF "not seeking commitment" or "wants to date but nothing serious" is code for potential FWB?...right?...

yea. If I see that on a guy's profile I don't even bother thinking bout it or responding to their messages (if they send one) I be on there talking mess tho. I once messaged a dude going in on him for having a long *** name. Get the eff outta here, son!


once or twice I've legit messaged and they didn't respond #feelsbadman Chicks be having people gassed up. no matter how ugly or ****** up your teeth are if you message I reply. At least once. Then after that I disappear.

 

[SneakerProSr.]

So on POF "not seeking commitment" or "wants to date but nothing serious" is code for potential FWB?...right?...

yea. If I see that on a guy's profile I don't even bother thinking bout it or responding to their messages (if they send one) I be on there talking mess tho. I once messaged a dude going in on him for having a long *** name. Get the eff outta here, son!


once or twice I've legit messaged and they didn't respond #feelsbadman Chicks be having people gassed up. no matter how ugly or ****** up your teeth are if you message I reply. At least once. Then after that I disappear.

Gator, look I got a girlfriend and I love her but I'm looking for a nice sidepiece. You like shoes, I like shoes, I'm handsome and I have a cool car. We both in Dallas(actually I'm Frisco) so what's up.

Please respond.

 

[raphaeldelaghet]

Lulz @ "please respond"

 

[youngdoc]

So on POF "not seeking commitment" or "wants to date but nothing serious" is code for potential FWB?...right?...

yea. If I see that on a guy's profile I don't even bother thinking bout it or responding to their messages (if they send one) I be on there talking mess tho. I once messaged a dude going in on him for having a long *** name. Get the eff outta here, son!


once or twice I've legit messaged and they didn't respond #feelsbadman Chicks be having people gassed up. no matter how ugly or ****** up your teeth are if you message I reply. At least once. Then after that I disappear.

I probably respond to less than half the messages I get

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

yea. If I see that on a guy's profile I don't even bother thinking bout it or responding to their messages (if they send one) I be on there talking mess tho. I once messaged a dude going in on him for having a long *** name. Get the eff outta here, son!


once or twice I've legit messaged and they didn't respond #feelsbadman Chicks be having people gassed up. no matter how ugly or ****** up your teeth are if you message I reply. At least once. Then after that I disappear.

At least you ain't gotta worry bout ******** messaging you. That's why I deleted my profile the first time.

But yeah there's a rack of girls around me with that "not looking for commitment" in their profile. Might have to start back up. Lol

 

[kings castle]

LOL, thats jokes. I was on POF for about a month before I decided I should just go out and meet girls face to face. Dunno, guess I was just young and thirsty at that time, hit up a few chicks, but never met up with any of em.

Girlie texted me back about an hour after my last post. We're doing lunch on Friday. She's definitely wifey material, but she doesn't seem too interested in me. I know she thinks I'm a cool dude, but ionno if she's into me like that.. I'll put in the work and let y'all know how it goes though.

This week has been pretty good as far as females go, I've been conversing with a lot of new females and getting my face out there. Also grabbed a couple numbers yesterday and today. Feeling really good about this week. I feel like my confidence has shot back up within the past month. I've decided to credit that to the knowledge dropped in this thread + the motivational thread.

I read in the motivational quotes thread "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take." That one really stuck with me. Making that something I'm definitely going to try and live by. For all you shy guys out there try to remember this quote! The worst she can say is no. And if she ain't feeling ya, the next one might, but you'll never find out until you go for it.

 

[rusty shackelford]

I thought this was the thread about yambs, not the criticize my JPEGs thread.

Lol, you were almost too upfront, instead of saying the **** you acting surprised for, you should have hit her with something like "why you acting surprised, you know you want it just as bad as me"

Yeah that sounds much better than what I did lol. I'll be on class with her all day tomorrow so I'll see if I can still procure the yambs.

 

[potatoglasses]

Finally grew some and deaded this girl that's been wasting my time.

Talking about "I enjoy your company and like you but I don't want a relationship right now." blah blah blah.

 

[Mark Antony]

Finally grew some and deaded this girl that's been wasting my time.

Talking about "I enjoy your company and like you but I don't want a relationship right now." blah blah blah.

Ouch, yeah keep it moving early. If she's with it she'll come back around.

And her saying that means you atleast hinted at a relationship, stop that. Its not your place, it's hers.


I wish I hadn't spent most of my youth being a cold dude due to being hurt by a chick at 16, so I never formed bonds or real relationships and got a chance to see plays like this till mid twenties. Open up and get hurt a little youngins, learn from each experience and don't become bitter. It's easier to look pathetic and like a little boy when you're still, well... a little boy.

 

[moe szyslak]

The only mourning period you should have is if one morning you wake up and you ain't got your period. Let that kitty purrrrrr!   

YOU ARE A DAMN FOOL, SIR

Nah but ya'll can chill... ain't looking to get laid, ain't looking to get back into something too serious.... I'm just tryna ..... man just get my mind offa things. And dude is white so I doubt we going to Rudy's chicken.

Oh, so you're going to emotionally flock  him to get over your old dude. I hate when females do this. You better give that box up girl, its only right.