TAY: IT'S A MAN THING GINA

[Coromanti]

Officer TAY: Sir do you know why we stopped you this evening?
@tmay407: No, officer.  Is there something wrong with my tail lights?"

Officer TAY: No.  Are you aware you were going 100 in the "just talking" zone?

tmay407: No, sir. No, I was not.

Officer TAY: You're lucky I'm a nice guy or I would have to write you a ticket.  Slow down a bit and have a safe drive.

tmay407: Thanks, officer. Have a good night.

 

[tdogg2k]

Officer TAY: Sir do you know why we stopped you this evening?
@tmay407
: No, officer.  Is there something wrong with my tail lights?"
Officer TAY: No.  Are you aware you were going 100 in the "just talking" zone?
tmay407: No, sir. No, I was not.
Officer TAY: You're lucky I'm a nice guy or I would have to write you a ticket.  Slow down a bit and have a safe drive.
tmay407: Thanks, officer. Have a good night.

^This

Tmay that was super aggressive, and not in the good way

 

[spizike231]

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She dodged the first "stay the night status" jab like Money Mayweather, then you went in for the right cross power punch.

A swing and a miss.

 

[fontaine]

In

Officer TAY: Sir do you know why we stopped you this evening?
@tmay407
: No, officer.  Is there something wrong with my tail lights?"
Officer TAY: No.  Are you aware you were going 100 in the "just talking" zone?
tmay407: No, sir. No, I was not.
Officer TAY: You're lucky I'm a nice guy or I would have to write you a ticket.  Slow down a bit and have a safe drive.
tmay407: Thanks, officer. Have a good night.

 

[tmay407]

That's the chick I went out with last night. Got her number one message after those.

And those are E's line, just not executed quite as smoothly.

(Opening line before the beginning of the pic was the "Turkey bacon or pork bacon?" line.)

Edit: And yea, after she dodged that first comment in the pic I just said eff it and threw **** out there. One of the negatives of drunk Tindering.

 

[mugen81]

Officer TAY: Sir do you know why we stopped you this evening?
@tmay407
: No, officer.  Is there something wrong with my tail lights?"
Officer TAY: No.  Are you aware you were going 100 in the "just talking" zone?
tmay407: No, sir. No, I was not.
Officer TAY: You're lucky I'm a nice guy or I would have to write you a ticket.  Slow down a bit and have a safe drive.
tmay407: Thanks, officer. Have a good night.

I just died...

 

[tmay407]

Looking back I have no clue how I got that girl's number or got her to go to dinner with me last night

This lines work, even when executed that poorly

 

[timelessflight]

Some of y'all really ain't shot the club up?


Second to letting off in her mouth.

with my old jumpoff that i was messing with for about a year, i was shooting up in that thang all the time. I just had to make sure she wasn't ovulating She even had a calendar app to track her cycle

oh lawd its one of the greatest feelings

 

[keel252]

I remember when I was 18 with my ex and she was on BC, I was dumping all in her. I would smash, bust and keep going until I got hard again and keep going for that second nut. Would never pull out. We would seriously do it to the whole Confession album start to finish. Now if I get that first one off I gotta chill for a sec.


Catch me with a couple drinks in me I can pull a all nighter.

 

[wavycrocket]

Man my last shorty had some type of super BC. We probably had sex 60+ times. No scares, dumped in her everytime.

Shes crazy though, the type to go off BC just to get me trapped...she threatened it once. Glad i cut her off.

I miss dumping with no concerns though.... 

 

[youngdoc]

I dumped in my last ex hundreds of times with no worries or scares

She had an alarm for her BC and I knew she didn't want to have a baby while in medical school

 

[surgev1]

Reading the last few pages in tears

I gotta start posting my horror stories & texts for the laughs, you think homie above was bad? I don't think I'm getting above .500 this season, truly a rough year lol. Think imma run the tinder game during the summer as an additional way to get some free agents.

 

[three6mafia]

Me and girl hung out earlier. Had a long *** talk. I told her how I wish none of this ever happend and what not.. Her exact words.. "I have feelings for you, you just freaked me out. I wanna be with you, I just don't wanna jump into anything. You're the first guy I've felt something for in awhile. I'm willing to forgot your drinker episode if you're willing to take it slow. And for **** sake, buy condoms." We also made out for a bit.
We were both sober too. Straight up on cloud 9 right now.

 

[datkidfiasco]

My ex, who i hooked up with last night, texting me how she about to fool around with this guy tonight, im so mad. yes i am a b**ch for hooking up with her again, but i still love her. What do i do? someone give me tips on how to not talk to her. please. 

 

[surgev1]

Me and girl hung out earlier. Had a long *** talk. I told her how I wish none of this ever happend and what not.. Her exact words.. "I have feelings for you, you just freaked me out. I wanna be with you, I just don't wanna jump into anything. You're the first guy I've felt something for in awhile. I'm willing to forgot your drinker episode if you're willing to take it slow. And for **** sake, buy condoms." We also made out for a bit.
We were both sober too. Straight up on cloud 9 right now.

Good **** bro, was just reading your story, glad to see things are good. Had this same situation happen of me like 2-3 years ago with an Italian/Mexican shorty I met on campus, the one that got away

Be Lowkey with your feelings b, keep them in check. You'll scare her off, even if you're just being genuine. Just play it cool & live with the results.

 

[surgev1]

My ex, who i hooked up with last night, texting me how she about to fool around with this guy tonight, im so mad. yes i am a b**ch for hooking up with her again, but i still love her. What do i do? someone give me tips on how to not talk to her. please. 

Block/delete number & start looking for free agents, it's summer. she got no respect for you to be talking about who ELSE is long-d*cking her, no couf at ALL! Lol

 

[kevlar shrimp]

 
My ex, who i hooked up with last night, texting me how she about to fool around with this guy tonight, im so mad. yes i am a b**ch for hooking up with her again, but i still love her. What do i do? someone give me tips on how to not talk to her. please. 

First. Get yourself a female to practice with.

If you hit last night and she already hype about catching pipe from another guy the next night, you was not hitting it right.

Second. Sit down and think about how you benefit from talking to her.

If nothing substantial comes to mind, cut her off. 

Realize that in life all things must come to an end.

Holding on to a female that does not respect nor want to be with you long term is not a wise decision and will hold you back from becoming a better version of yourself. 

 

[mugen81]

My ex, who i hooked up with last night, texting me how she about to fool around with this guy tonight, im so mad. yes i am a b**ch for hooking up with her again, but i still love her. What do i do? someone give me tips on how to not talk to her. please. 

Take care of yourself first breh..
As long as she knows she has you by your heart, she will play the "in and out game"..
She will say just enough to keep you engaged until the next man comes along..
Second, if she is this blatant with the disrespect, why would you want her back...
Let that go and build your empire and enjoy your life. I know it's easier said then done but everybody plays the fool, eventually. Don't be bitter or angry but take this as a stepping stool to getting your **** together and living the good life. I wish I knew the secret to getting over heartbreak faster but the best way is just to live good and take stock in what you find important, fun and viable to you. I know this song is immature but it speaks volumes. Love yourself first, family, friends, career, school then these females. Don't drive yourself crazy over a girl you are not engaged or married to. Delete everything about her from your life and keep your head up.

 

[three6mafia]

Good **** bro, was just reading your story, glad to see things are good. Had this same situation happen of me like 2-3 years ago with an Italian/Mexican shorty I met on campus, the one that got away

Be Lowkey with your feelings b, keep them in check. You'll scare her off, even if you're just being genuine. Just play it cool & live with the results.

thanks fam.
i hear ya man. those dark hair, dark skin, dark eyes chick will make a man go crazy lol. its weird ive never really been attracted to that type. my ex(went out from 07-09) was your typical so-cal white girl(tan skin, blonde hair, blue/green eyes) i thought that was the only kinda girl i wanted and i thought id never shake her.. till i met this chick.

for sure man. im gonna lay off the drinking too. i only makes things worse when i hit the bottle to solve my problems(she told me that too lol)

i owe it all to our mutual friend(my boys girl). i guess shes been putting it work trying to smooth **** out. my homegirl
i got a text while i was over their house from her(the chick im gunin for). asking me how i was doing? i told her i was fine. put the bottle down. told her we need to talk in person and she agreed to come over. spent like a hour or so on the back porch just discussing everything. so we'll see. like i said im just gonna take everything slow.

 

[three6mafia]

My ex, who i hooked up with last night, texting me how she about to fool around with this guy tonight, im so mad. yes i am a b**ch for hooking up with her again, but i still love her. What do i do? someone give me tips on how to not talk to her. please. 

what surge said. just cut it off. if shes just rubbing that **** in your face, **** her. i know it hurts, especially when you still feel for her. and DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT turn to alcohol to solve your problems. only makes things worse. id know. just kick it with your boys and keep yourself occupied.

 

[2423]

^^^^ way to redeem yourself now play it cool lol and stoo going to the bottle srs

 

[301216baller]

 
Officer TAY: Sir do you know why we stopped you this evening?
@tmay407: No, officer.  Is there something wrong with my tail lights?"

Officer TAY: No.  Are you aware you were going 100 in the "just talking" zone?

tmay407: No, sir. No, I was not.

Officer TAY: You're lucky I'm a nice guy or I would have to write you a ticket.  Slow down a bit and have a safe drive.

tmay407: Thanks, officer. Have a good night.

might be the funniest post in TAY history 

 

[アミーゴ]

You still gave that girl five hunnid doe...

We gotta do better in here for the youngins, OG's.

 

[three6mafia]

I don't get what you're trying to say...

 

[アミーゴ]

I don't get what you're trying to say...

You still gave a girl $500 for no reason... You don't find that simping, appalling and exactly what a relationship should NOT be about. It's just a bad start, the entire thing. It's not going to work out imo.