TAY: IT'S A MAN THING GINA

[suberzat1]

Ricky that was excellent execution..... S-type

 

[youngdoc]

question: why do girls when they know they gave you the green light to start they ask you a messed up question like "What you doing?"

They wait until you've preheated the oven and put on the rubbero say "maybe we shouldn't do this"

Always end up smashing at that time anyway so I really don't understand it but women are impossible to fully understand

 

[youngdoc]

I need a ratchet to use that "d#$k died" line on

 

[Coromanti]

I need a ratchet to use that "d#$k died" line on

you never know, if a woman has a sense of humor she may go for it, (may say no) but at least have a laugh

 

[truballa101]

question: why do girls when they know they gave you the green light to start they ask you a messed up question like "What you doing?"

They wait until you've preheated the oven and put on the rubbero say "maybe we shouldn't do this"

Always end up smashing at that time anyway so I really don't understand it but women are impossible to fully understand

I wish a chick WOULD have second thoughts AFTER I put the jimmy on.

nah man, no games.

 

[fontaine]

I need a ratchet to use that "d#$k died" line on

chick has an MBA from a top 30 school...

Trust me bro.

She ain't have to be a ratchet

 

[cucumbercool]

girl at work likes me. we comfortable around each other. any ideas where to take her on an actual first date ? ( we're in ny fwiw )

girl 2 very playful , flirtatious, the childish insults when you like someone. do I take it serious , ask her out to lunch or do I simply go straight for skins?

 

[youngdoc]

I need a ratchet to use that "d#$k died" line on

chick has an MBA from a top 30 school...

Trust me bro.

She ain't have to be a ratchet

Well it was more about the risk of backfire.

I guess I should say I need to experiment with that line with a chick I don't care about blowing it with.

 

[truballa101]

girl at work likes me. we comfortable around each other. any ideas where to take her on an actual first date ? ( we're in ny fwiw )

girl 2 very playful , flirtatious, the childish insults when you like someone. do I take it serious , ask her out to lunch or do I simply go straight for skins?

girl 1) don't sleep on mini-golfing as a date. it's competitive + you can be hands-on with the female if you're smooth enough. just make sure she is outgoing

girl 2) childish insults? sounds like she just wants the D. take her out for drinks if you're of age then acquire yambs. profit

 

[wavycrocket]

Pub and Paint is a chills date idea. Nacho mamas for my Baltimore folks.

4real, all them dates off Groupon are cheap and seem like you out effort in there.

Yambs open up for Groupon.

 

[three6mafia]

I just got outa work. Y'all got me LOLing. And for the record the plan b we used was like $55. So that $500 was really $445
Also I told her Id let her borrow loot, not that much, was never gonna accept it when she went to pay me back. I ain't no baller by any means but I've been working at Ford the past like 3 years, spent 2 of me on mid nights(zero life) doing, roughly, 12 hrs mon-sat and 10 on Sunday, while living with the parents rent free. Throw in yearly profit sharing checks, and yearly bonuses.. I got some loot stacked.
Just got my own place last month. I just need to concentrate on doing me, I guess. I've always been a one guy one girl kinda dude. Far from a player. I've had random one night stands(with jimmys!.. I do wear them from time to time haha). I dunno when you like someone it's hard. I'll be seeing her this weekend so I guess we'll see. I'll keep y'all updated. Thanks for all the advice and what not.
And dude withy that "my **** died" text lmao classic. If I didn't **** **** up with ole girl I'd a tried it on her. You guys be straight and don't do what I did lol
Nothing but love.

 

[tmay407]

Went on a date with a hot Mexican chick from Tinder tonight solely off of the "bacon" and "boyfriend/girlfriend" lines

Pretty sure her brother-in-law was sitting two tables away from us, though

 

[アミーゴ]

Seriously, if some guys in here are struggling in the real world... I have Tinder stuff for u guys to use FOR DAYS.

 

[fontaine]

tay famb

Need some input...

Girl in the concierge of my building...

Been trying to holla at her for months. What held it up was her saying "i can't talk to guys in my building" yadda yadda.

She's seen me escort AT LEAST 7 different chicks out of nt apartment on the morning.

I always tell her "yeah I have friends that I kick it with, but nothing serious"

I finally got the math... We were supposed to go out and have an innocent friendly dinner but she postponed...

So I kicked it with my #2.

Walking #2 out this morning (she's literally a 8.7 with the rump the size of Nebraska) and the concierge chick is in the lobby.

This has happened several times before but I never had her number.

Not sure what the next step should be...

I'm wondering if I should attack it head on, act like nothing happened, or just don't even hit her up.

We've only exchanged abut ten texts but we talk a lot because she works in my building.

I know girls like guys that other girls like... But I don't know about this... Its never been so blatant. I always have SOME discretion.

 

[cucumbercool]

you cant change it. she isnt yours yet so yambs will be yambs. ask it out . no text.

 

[keel252]

Shot the club up after a wild night of drugs and sex(lasted for like 45 mins). Ended up being good. First time we ever did **** (wlkissed, had sex, ect). She didn't tell me to drop a bomb im her or anything it just felt too good. Haha. Anyway. She told me how she just got out of a 4 year long relationship 6 months or so ago and that shes damageds goods and how im the first guy shes been with since her ex and how im so cool or whatever and how shes confused and doesn't kniw what to make of "us" right now. And how she wants to take it slow and talk and be friends. Well 2 saturdays ago we were drinking at our friends and ended up hooking up again. She went down on me, i went down on her then we ended up ****** again. The next day i get this text saying how she just wants to be friends and how she cant be what i want. Now im not gonna lie I hit the bottle hard for like the next 6 days. Called off work all week. She asked why I was drinking this i said "the idea of having a child is freaking me out plus the girl I like wants nothing to do with me all of a sudden" She acted concerned saying "I do wanna be with you but just as friends. Its hard for me. I blew her phone up and clearly sent too many texts to her.

see now i give this yound lady i pat on the back...she played the hand every man wants. she was cool, you smashed and she told you what the deal was up front. which im pretty sure 40% of us fellas in the thread would love and appreciate. she silly for not making you wear plastic.


now on to you. this is straight up sad man, you dumping in chicks you just met bc it felt so good. damn. then you caught feeling and took off a week of work to beige drink bc she told you she wants to be friends? sorry man but that is pure and sad at the sad time. this situation part of the reason we have so many broken homes nowadays. but thats another topic.

you gotta man up and wise up playboii...

 

[truballa101]

fontaine I wouldn't even text her bro. Real talk. Keep the convo nice and cordial when you see her. If she's interested still, she SHOULD give you hints. Doesn't sound like you have trouble acquiring other yambs so I wouldn't even sweat this one chick. You already sparked her interest by getting her number, so now just see if she's down. Seeing multiple females come in and out are your apartment doesn't sound like a great look.


three6mafia you gotta get your emotions in order pleighboi. take this L and keep it moving. you might have/had feelings invested but you gotta delete her number and give it time. start wearing rubbers too bro.

 

[suberzat1]

Yo my ATL fam I'm coming out there this weekend. What's going on in the city? And the yambs?

 

[アミーゴ]

I've never shot up the club, let alone done all that foolishness... Simping and singing the frank ocean.

 

[Coromanti]

 

 

[Mark Antony]

 

[アミーゴ]

Hope ya'll have plans for the weekend/ 4th. Tell girls to give up the yambs (or ask for a kiss ), "It's the American thing to do" or "You gotta do it for 'Merika"!

 

[Coromanti]

Hope ya'll have plans for the weekend/ 4th. Tell girls to give up the yambs (or ask for a kiss

), "It's the American thing to do" or "You gotta do it for 'Merika"!

I do actually. same girl who responded to the bury in vag line

 

[アミーゴ]

I do actually. same girl who responded to the bury in vag line

I'd have that girl come over for an hours and then make other plans hahaha.

 

[Coromanti]

 

I do actually. same girl who responded to the bury in vag line

I'd have that girl come over for an hours and then make other plans hahaha.

Once we go out for a few hours we probably wont be coming out until the next day.