TAY: IT'S A MAN THING GINA

[awwsome]

If y'all quote that dude one more time....

 

[carltonjunior]

Anyway til this day I regret not talking to shorty

Don't bruh. If she going out of her way to make you feel like **** then it wasn't worth it. If you did say something it prolly would have been easy yambs but you seemed way too attached for just yambs so just try to move past that

 

[ddh1122]

I just got hit with the biggest roadblock.. Nah man I just ran full speed into grandmas clothes line.. Smh 

On to the next I guess....

 

[mugen81]

I remember about year agowhen I worked at this mall I used go in 4-5 hours earlier than my scheduled clock in time to see (not talk to, SEE) this girl. OMG she was so beautiful. I would just stare at her every time I saw her. EV.ER.RY. TIME. So one day on my bday I come (yea I had work on my bday) my co-worker like "12 I got some bad news man. I got some badnews dawg"
I'm like "what is it."

She's like "you know the girl you like?"

I said "yuh-huh" She was like "Well I just seen some FINE light skinnded (that's how she said it) boy walking next to her talking to her." I said "what he look like"

She said "He looked like T.I. back in 03-04"


For the rest of that day I was like

My heart was shattered





I didn't say **** for the rest of day |I

Went home all depressed and ****. Didn't even eat nothing. This went on for a week or so until one night I convinced myself she was only talking to dude and not hooking up with him/giving him the box. So one day I go in to work about 4 hours earlier, walking around preparing myself to talk to this girl, then *bam* she's behind some stairs watering plants. My heart dropped immediately. Im sweating like a fool. I wanted to just turn around and abort mission Well she looks up and says "whenever you're ready to stop being a little boy and come get what you want like a man, I'll be waiting"










I didnt say anything. I couldnt say anything. I just frooze up. I was gazing into her emerald like eyes for a good 10 seconds before almost passing out and then walking away in shame/embarrassment









Seen her at FootLocker like two weeks ago with some dude all hugged up on her from her the back >:

She gave me this evil *** look that gave me the chills. You ever had a girl with green eyes give you the crazy ***** look???





Anyway til this day I regret not talking to shorty

IDK what's wrong with me...

LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!
I know I'm going to hell but that whole T.I. Part and her calling you out...
But I feel your pain, all through high school I talked myself out of yambs and was mad freezing up on potential...
Thank God for college and Berkeley...
It's all a process in the end...
Guaranteed instead of regret you will be laughing at yourself when the W 's start coming...
Keep your head up...

 

[011781]

lol.. TAY on that nonsense again... 

not even sure why anyone thinks there's a method to obtaining a certain body style of chick... unless she's fat so you know she loves food lol 

no shots fired at whoever made that comment, **** was just funny to me 

 

[k3stacks]

Cut your hair my *****

Ain't no white **** bout to talk to a brotha lookin like chief keef lol



Get a nice ceaser, or at least tie your dreads up
Take a bath and brush your teeth
throw on a suit, some warby Parker glasses, and a nice smile

Walk up in whole foods and have your pick of the litter . Walk up and talk to them about wine and cheese or some ****. Tell them you love wine and you have a bunch. Just lie to them white folk jus like how they lied to us to get us on that ship in 1555.
Give it a couple weeks, one night she gon face the wrath of the Mandingo. She gonna be fiending to run back into her cave

This N right here man...

 

[daddyrabbit251]

@FlyNY is a stone cold fool

 

[fontaine]

Cut your hair my *****

Ain't no white **** bout to talk to a brotha lookin like chief keef lol



Get a nice ceaser, or at least tie your dreads up
Take a bath and brush your teeth
throw on a suit, some warby Parker glasses, and a nice smile

Walk up in whole foods and have your pick of the litter . Walk up and talk to them about wine and cheese or some ****. Tell them you love wine and you have a bunch. Just lie to them white folk jus like how they lied to us to get us on that ship in 1555.

Give it a couple weeks, one night she gon face the wrath of the Mandingo. She gonna be fiending to run back into her cave

I see you bro... I'm about to graduate with the masters and start up a company in the summer... So I'm thinking about cutting it then...

But I can't cut it for the white yambs because the black yambs LOVE IT...

Dreads + business clothes + smooth coordinated mouth piece = panties turning into moist towelettes.

And I'm relatively cleaned up now though. I wear business clothes to work.

No suits. Hot as **** out here.

 

[cucumbercool]

Back to work tomorrow and im unsure if I should try to pull the brand new girl or the one ive been trying to pull. made plans w the latter girl but idk if she remembered from Sunday

 

[suberzat1]

I just got hit with the biggest roadblock.. Nah man I just ran full speed into grandmas clothes line.. Smh 

On to the next I guess....

What happen?

 

[youngdoc]

Cut your hair my *****

Ain't no white **** bout to talk to a brotha lookin like chief keef lol



Get a nice ceaser, or at least tie your dreads up
Take a bath and brush your teeth
throw on a suit, some warby Parker glasses, and a nice smile

Walk up in whole foods and have your pick of the litter . Walk up and talk to them about wine and cheese or some ****. Tell them you love wine and you have a bunch. Just lie to them white folk jus like how they lied to us to get us on that ship in 1555.

Give it a couple weeks, one night she gon face the wrath of the Mandingo. She gonna be fiending to run back into her cave

I see you bro... I'm about to graduate with the masters and start up a company in the summer... So I'm thinking about cutting it then...

But I can't cut it for the white yambs because the black yambs LOVE IT...

Dreads + business clothes + smooth coordinated mouth piece = panties turning into moist towelettes.

And I'm relatively cleaned up now though. I wear business clothes to work.

No suits. Hot as **** out here.

Being clean cut works wonders on all yambs

Unfortunately negative stereotypes of brothers are still very prevalent so when you don't fit that stereotypical look you profit with everyone

 

[jayhood23]

Got a couple joints I'm working on, one is 31 and the other is 23. They both seem flaky though, but idk. The 31 hits me with the shake and bake when I compliment her so its got me ready to say eff it but who knows man....

 

[gregzzy23]

Just got a tinder. Tips on prospering?

 

[suberzat1]

Just got a tinder. Tips on prospering?

About to download it now.

 

[rell826]

Just got a tinder. Tips on prospering?

Just be handsome. That's it. Tinder is basically hot or not with a different name.

 

[suberzat1]

Yea so how this Tinder works. This first chick.......yea she str8 but im going to sleep to regroup in the morning. 

 

[youngdoc]

Just got a tinder. Tips on prospering?

Just be handsome. That's it. Tinder is basically hot or not with a different name.

Also don't have too many group pics....unless you're ugly

At the beginning just mass swipe and block the ugly ones later. This way you insure that you reach as many girls as possible.

I'm not sure how the algorithm works but it seems like sometimes it puts the girls that liked you first. When I haven't swiped in a while and I start swiping I get a bunch of matches

 

[cucumbercool]

Got a couple joints I'm working on, one is 31 and the other is 23. They both seem flaky though, but idk. The 31 hits me with the shake and bake when I compliment her so its got me ready to say eff it but who knows man....

dont compliment. if she asks "dont I look nice?" answer yea indifferently if you have to. I hate when a female does that so ive learned

 

[suberzat1]

Also don't have too many group pics....unless you're ugly

At the beginning just mass swipe and block the ugly ones later. This way you insure that you reach as many girls as possible.

I'm not sure how the algorithm works but it seems like sometimes it puts the girls that liked you first. When I haven't swiped in a while and I start swiping I get a bunch of matches

These Boston chicks are straight that are coming up on my page. But do I have to use FB pictures?

 

[youngdoc]

Also don't have too many group pics....unless you're ugly


At the beginning just mass swipe and block the ugly ones later. This way you insure that you reach as many girls as possible.


I'm not sure how the algorithm works but it seems like sometimes it puts the girls that liked you first. When I haven't swiped in a while and I start swiping I get a bunch of matches

These Boston chicks are straight that are coming up on my page. But do I have to use FB pictures?

Yes but you can always create a private FB album exclusively for Tinder

 

[suberzat1]

Cool thz

 

[ballinsam23]

I was always confused when I was matched with girls that had another dude in their pic

 

[gregzzy23]

I never used the hot or not app so this is new to me. Gotta add some decent pics because I dont use fb actively like that.

 

[Mark Antony]

I'm plotting on a big booty white chick in my complex now. We rarely cross paths though. Single joint with a small dog.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Tinder is a hit or miss , lowkey most of girls in my area are down at UM just a whole bunch of white girls so far I only got 4 matches so far , started yesterday .. I think some of them are scared of black guys or something (not to make this racial )

Too funny when chicks put in their bio " if you're looking for a quick hook up swipe left " they be the main ones ready to throw the box .