I went to shortie dorm room on Sunday for some clappage, not expecting it to be hot as hell and for every chick on the hall to have they door open trying to get air in the room
I had to demolish her man to make the statement that ain't coming to cuddle, I'm coming thru to bust them kidneys and I needed every chick on that hall to know that
I guess she knew what was up b/c she put some music on and we never clap with music on, nonetheless I slide in a get to killing it. Some broad come knocking on the door so she jumps up and puts on some pants, a shirt, and a hat (cause her hair was slaughtered) to answer the door thinking it was her room mate. It's some chick on the hall asking for a damn fork being nosey so I'm Birdman handrub'n in the background. Chick was like "I'm so sorry" turns around and dips
So we start back clapping (face to face cause she pretty) and The Game "Ali Bomaye" comes on. The bar where game is like "Got a white girl in Idaho, I do the same thing in (Montana)" comes on and whispered the Montana in her ear and shortie box just went all psychedelic and acid trippy on me
She start moaning and throwing elbows and cussin, hold time I'm thinking to myself "I hope don't nobody call the RA thinking that I'm raping this broad"
So she finishes that, rolls me over and gave the Mouf and shortie cleaned up everything she had left on me dawg and then some...
Breh I could not walk, she rushing to get downstairs b4 visitation was over and I'm in the hallway with the newborn legs
It was a good day fellas a good day
Sidenote; school been turnt all week, here's a snippet from the cookout
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Dude has the nozzle to the keg in his hand