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You need more fiber in your diet.
Socially awkward moments. Volume 3 * *Pictures full of Lulz Page 7**
You need more fiber in your diet.
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Originally Posted by toast1985
How about, I'm at the Cheesecake Factory on a Sunday Evening w/ my co-workers (about 10 of us) to welcome two new members onto our program, and I'm starving! The spot is packed, and we wait at least 1 hour to be seated. We're finally seated, and about 30 minutes in, we receive our food. I noticed everyone has a plate but my one co-worker who is seated right in front of me. I thought nothing of it, so I start to chow down, I'm talking I was knee deep in this food, totally oblivious to anything outside of that plate. Then all of a sudden the waiter finally brings his food, and everyone starts clapping, and a few yell out 'yayyy!'...I realize that everyone was waiting on him to eat, but me. I was so damn embarrassed, I couldn't even finish my meal. Its like they collectively made a big deal out of his food coming, to make me feel like an *$!#*+!...and it worked.Originally Posted by Dip
Those are good ones
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Originally Posted by toast1985
How about, I'm at the Cheesecake Factory on a Sunday Evening w/ my co-workers (about 10 of us) to welcome two new members onto our program, and I'm starving! The spot is packed, and we wait at least 1 hour to be seated. We're finally seated, and about 30 minutes in, we receive our food. I noticed everyone has a plate but my one co-worker who is seated right in front of me. I thought nothing of it, so I start to chow down, I'm talking I was knee deep in this food, totally oblivious to anything outside of that plate. Then all of a sudden the waiter finally brings his food, and everyone starts clapping, and a few yell out 'yayyy!'...I realize that everyone was waiting on him to eat, but me. I was so damn embarrassed, I couldn't even finish my meal. Its like they collectively made a big deal out of his food coming, to make me feel like an *$!#*+!...and it worked.Originally Posted by Dip
Those are good ones
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the look i get from people when i tell them i have never ridden public transportation
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the look i get from people when i tell them i have never ridden public transportation
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True True..
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True True..
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Originally Posted by JPZx
You see someone in a grocery store that you're only semi-friends with, you talk for a while, and then you part ways. 7 minutes later, you see each other in another aisle and do that awkward waive/nod bit
I hate this with a passion.
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Originally Posted by JPZx
You see someone in a grocery store that you're only semi-friends with, you talk for a while, and then you part ways. 7 minutes later, you see each other in another aisle and do that awkward waive/nod bit
I hate this with a passion.
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sneeze-fart
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sneeze-fart
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Laughing at something with someone then someone else tries to laugh their way into the convo.
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Laughing at something with someone then someone else tries to laugh their way into the convo.
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Seeing someone for the first time in a long time and not remembering their name when they clearly know yours..
They: Hey john!
You: heyyy therrrreee?? Buddy!
They: Hey john!
You: heyyy therrrreee?? Buddy!
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Seeing someone for the first time in a long time and not remembering their name when they clearly know yours..
They: Hey john!
You: heyyy therrrreee?? Buddy!
They: Hey john!
You: heyyy therrrreee?? Buddy!
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Awkward eye contact with car next to you at red light
Writing out a tip for a meal in front of the waiter/hostess/cashier
Relatives try to make you eat crappy food but you can't reject them so you pretend to like it... word to Kanye's Family Business
Your grandma asks your brother "how is college" at a family get-together and he says "it's going ok" even though dude failed out last year... you're sitting there like
Writing out a tip for a meal in front of the waiter/hostess/cashier
Relatives try to make you eat crappy food but you can't reject them so you pretend to like it... word to Kanye's Family Business
Your grandma asks your brother "how is college" at a family get-together and he says "it's going ok" even though dude failed out last year... you're sitting there like
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Awkward eye contact with car next to you at red light
Writing out a tip for a meal in front of the waiter/hostess/cashier
Relatives try to make you eat crappy food but you can't reject them so you pretend to like it... word to Kanye's Family Business
Your grandma asks your brother "how is college" at a family get-together and he says "it's going ok" even though dude failed out last year... you're sitting there like
Writing out a tip for a meal in front of the waiter/hostess/cashier
Relatives try to make you eat crappy food but you can't reject them so you pretend to like it... word to Kanye's Family Business
Your grandma asks your brother "how is college" at a family get-together and he says "it's going ok" even though dude failed out last year... you're sitting there like
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kinda what happened to me.
I went into a bathroom to drop one and no one was there, so I just let it all out. Then outta nowhere 5 people just walk in and i'm sitting there not wanting to walk out
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kinda what happened to me.
I went into a bathroom to drop one and no one was there, so I just let it all out. Then outta nowhere 5 people just walk in and i'm sitting there not wanting to walk out
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i've done this a couple times
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i've done this a couple times
