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going for a handshake and the other person has a bunch of stuff in his hand so u gotta wait till they move the stuff to the other hand.
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How about, I'm at the Cheesecake Factory on a Sunday Evening w/ my co-workers (about 10 of us) to welcome two new members onto our program, and I'm starving! The spot is packed, and we wait at least 1 hour to be seated. We're finally seated, and about 30 minutes in, we receive our food. I noticed everyone has a plate but my one co-worker who is seated right in front of me. I thought nothing of it, so I start to chow down, I'm talking I was knee deep in this food, totally oblivious to anything outside of that plate. Then all of a sudden the waiter finally brings his food, and everyone starts clapping, and a few yell out 'yayyy!'...I realize that everyone was waiting on him to eat, but me. I was so damn embarrassed, I couldn't even finish my meal. Its like they collectively made a big deal out of his food coming, to make me feel like an *$!#*+!...and it worked.Originally Posted by Dip
Originally Posted by badmoonRison
Making out with a lady at a college party... memories of what happened afterwards are hazy... and then seeing her face-to-face on campus the next day... smh
Making eye contact with a homeless dude begging
Finishing your meal and looking around to notice that everyone else has barely startedThose are good ones
How about, I'm at the Cheesecake Factory on a Sunday Evening w/ my co-workers (about 10 of us) to welcome two new members onto our program, and I'm starving! The spot is packed, and we wait at least 1 hour to be seated. We're finally seated, and about 30 minutes in, we receive our food. I noticed everyone has a plate but my one co-worker who is seated right in front of me. I thought nothing of it, so I start to chow down, I'm talking I was knee deep in this food, totally oblivious to anything outside of that plate. Then all of a sudden the waiter finally brings his food, and everyone starts clapping, and a few yell out 'yayyy!'...I realize that everyone was waiting on him to eat, but me. I was so damn embarrassed, I couldn't even finish my meal. Its like they collectively made a big deal out of his food coming, to make me feel like an *$!#*+!...and it worked.Originally Posted by Dip
Originally Posted by badmoonRison
Making out with a lady at a college party... memories of what happened afterwards are hazy... and then seeing her face-to-face on campus the next day... smh
Making eye contact with a homeless dude begging
Finishing your meal and looking around to notice that everyone else has barely startedThose are good ones
I just say "you agaaain!?" or I pretend I don't see them when I know they saw me and put a hand up to my face looking the other way. It ends with a laugh and we say see ya.Originally Posted by JPZx
You see someone in a grocery store that you're only semi-friends with, you talk for a while, and then you part ways. 7 minutes later, you see each other in another aisle and do that awkward waive/nod bit
I just say "you agaaain!?" or I pretend I don't see them when I know they saw me and put a hand up to my face looking the other way. It ends with a laugh and we say see ya.Originally Posted by JPZx
You see someone in a grocery store that you're only semi-friends with, you talk for a while, and then you part ways. 7 minutes later, you see each other in another aisle and do that awkward waive/nod bit
Originally Posted by itz rOLLi
going for a handshake and the other person has a bunch of stuff in his hand so u gotta wait till they move the stuff to the other hand.
Originally Posted by itz rOLLi
going for a handshake and the other person has a bunch of stuff in his hand so u gotta wait till they move the stuff to the other hand.
you look away/act like you dont notice them until you're in close enough proximity. staring them down the whole way is just weird.Originally Posted by SCOfoshO
How bout when you see someone you know, but not all that well, from far away and its a narrow area (a hallway or something)? Do yo keep eye contact until you reach each other and give dap? Or do you put your head down until you are close enough to give dap (the one I usually end up doing)?
you look away/act like you dont notice them until you're in close enough proximity. staring them down the whole way is just weird.Originally Posted by SCOfoshO
How bout when you see someone you know, but not all that well, from far away and its a narrow area (a hallway or something)? Do yo keep eye contact until you reach each other and give dap? Or do you put your head down until you are close enough to give dap (the one I usually end up doing)?
Originally Posted by SCOfoshO
How bout when you see someone you know, but not all that well, from far away and its a narrow area (a hallway or something)? Do yo keep eye contact until you reach each other and give dap? Or do you put your head down until you are close enough to give dap (the one I usually end up doing)?
Originally Posted by SCOfoshO
How bout when you see someone you know, but not all that well, from far away and its a narrow area (a hallway or something)? Do yo keep eye contact until you reach each other and give dap? Or do you put your head down until you are close enough to give dap (the one I usually end up doing)?
Originally Posted by rockenjayz247
Dropping a duece in the restroom, and when your coming out all sweating... your boss or co-worker is there washing their hands...ishh is embarrassing