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Good luck, start saving that minimum wage.
So I just told my parents I'm having a kid...
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doesnt believe in abortion...doesnt believe in plan b pills..you knew this beforehand..and you still had sex with her?
good look famb
good look famb
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Originally Posted by potus2028
I don't know, being happy lightens any load...she was happy from day one cuz she doesn't know any better. I spent the last 6 months being depressed, getting intoxicated, writing, and not having sex. That'll get anybody into that baby spirit.
Originally Posted by ksteezy
OP sounds like a pesimistic meme
Thanks, that's kind of a compliment for a writer
Coulda been Purple
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Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
doesnt believe in abortion...doesnt believe in plan b pills..you knew this beforehand..and you still had sex with her?
good look famb
Well, I didn't exactly have a pro-choice debate with her before I whipped it out, but I'll remember that for next time.
Mouse, when I tell you that thought kept my skull intact some nights, I mean it. "It coulda been Purple..." *shudder*
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Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
doesnt believe in abortion...doesnt believe in plan b pills..you knew this beforehand..and you still had sex with her?
good look famb
Well, I didn't exactly have a pro-choice debate with her before I whipped it out, but I'll remember that for next time.
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So you busted in her with the condom still on tho? Brotha you still pull out even with a rubber on mane I learned my lesson tha hard way with that.
Still I wish nothin' but good on your situation brotha.
Still I wish nothin' but good on your situation brotha.
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Kids are the #*@% dude. I'm new to the game, son will be 1 next month. aint nothin like fatherhood my man. Watching your child grow before your eyes is amazing. This yr flew by.
Pics of the chick?
Oh and ...2 words: diaper genie
Good luck
Pics of the chick?
Oh and ...2 words: diaper genie
Good luck
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Yeah, reckless, right? I assumed the golden ticket was...well, golden. Not so, sir...not so. The halo got you too?
Seriously though, I'm saving some sperm then getting spayed or neutered after this %$%!, how anybody could deal with this unplanned %$%! twice or is beyond me. I'm serious, I'll sand down the head of my penis before I spread my seed by accident again.
1) Yeah, sure are...I just love kids, the kind I could give back when they were done being cute, anyway.
2) I've been on NT for damn near 7 years...waaaaay too experienced for that.
3) I hear that...advice taken.
Thanks man.
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Originally Posted by potus2028
Now I'm just sitting at my desk staring blankly at the wall like when the Cowboys lose. It's like when the Berlin Wall fell, uniting two long-separate peoples, my parents and the version of their son that they knew and raised. It's an awkward moment that lasts long after you hang up the phone, let me tell you. Luckily, she's a decent chick so at least I don't have to have her hardwood floors buttered. Please hold your congratulations, but I'll take those cool story points now...if I get enough, I get to retell it to somebody who cares.
Wrap it up NT (and watch for the dreaded halo, when you pull out and only the ring of the raincoat comes with you. Victim.)
EDIT:My 2,000th %*%*@@$ post...couldn't plan that...
^ I see what you did there.
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Originally Posted by ill steelo
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
doesnt believe in abortion...doesnt believe in plan b pills..you knew this beforehand..and you still had sex with her?
good look famb
Well, I didn't exactly have a pro-choice debate with her before I whipped it out, but I'll remember that for next time.
every chick is poppin out babies left and right...i mean its good to see where her head is at before hand..cuz well you never know
im talking from experience too
good luck papa potus
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I'm hopin' that I don't have a child or two runnin' around TN somewhere one nighters can end up being lifetime scares.
Still its just a lesson learned I pull out even with a rubber on now.
Still its just a lesson learned I pull out even with a rubber on now.
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Jelly bro, can't even front....I try to live it through my niece....honestly OP it's a blessing, might not seem like it now, but open your heart and mind to it and enjoy it
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>Thinks the plan B pill is "abortion," knowing that plan B negates conception and not life.
>Has been excited since day one, and continues to be excited.
>Parents congratulated and were just as excited...
OP you've been set up.
Luckily for me, my lady is more put off about the thought of children than I am... There have been times when she didn't want to wait for me to go to the ATM and just offered to pay for it herself.
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Originally Posted by Yeah
>Thinks the plan B pill is "abortion," knowing that plan B negates conception and not life.
>Has been excited since day one, and continues to be excited.
>Parents congratulated and were just as excited...
OP you've been set up.
Luckily for me, my lady is more put off about the thought of children than I am... There have been times when she didn't want to wait for me to go to the ATM and just offered to pay for it herself.
You know, the thought crossed my mind...but it was way too big a cross to bear, so I just put it out of mind to avoid potential overthinking and jail time.
ksteezy- aww, she's adorable...I just want to pick her up, hug her, read her a story, and give her back to her parents when I want to go do something else.
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Name of your book is rather fitting now
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Originally Posted by Jking0821
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was she not on the pill either???
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Yal not too young, but uh good luck
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Allergic...damn, this is really sounding kind of off the more I type about it...
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Originally Posted by potus2028
Thanks...actually started it right after I found out and named it accordingly, good catch.
Allergic...damn, this is really sounding kind of off the more I type about it...
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write another book
. about the experience before the actual baby comes
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My wife & I have an 8 year old boy. Although ours was planned, our son is the best thing to happen to both of us (save for meeting each other). I live to spend time with him & wifey. I've had off since 12/22 & done nothing but hang out with him. I've really tried to relish this Christmas because as he get's older, it won't be so "magical" anymore. We did a lot of holiday %%@ like take day trips to Philly & NYC to do Christmas stuff.
Having a child will be the hardest work you will ever do (mulitplied by 10), no joke. Having said this, it will also be the most rewarding thing ever. I've said this in other threads, but my son has taught me more than I've taught him. He inspires me to be a better human being.
I wish you & your girl luck, good fortune, & as much happiness possible. One word of advice, if you don't have it now, please develope patience. One of the many lessons your child will teach you is there will be certian/many things that are not under your control so just roll with it with as much grace & humility that you can....
Having a child will be the hardest work you will ever do (mulitplied by 10), no joke. Having said this, it will also be the most rewarding thing ever. I've said this in other threads, but my son has taught me more than I've taught him. He inspires me to be a better human being.
I wish you & your girl luck, good fortune, & as much happiness possible. One word of advice, if you don't have it now, please develope patience. One of the many lessons your child will teach you is there will be certian/many things that are not under your control so just roll with it with as much grace & humility that you can....
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i got a girl pregnant at 18, we aren't together. it's hard sometimes but you'll be alright. my advice is to try and make things work with her if you can see yourself with her. if not, don't stay with her just because of the kid.
you're better off than i was though. at least you're a little older and probably more mature than i was. before my daughter was born all i did was drink and play in the snow because i thought after i'd never be able to have a life outside of baby time.
you're better off than i was though. at least you're a little older and probably more mature than i was. before my daughter was born all i did was drink and play in the snow because i thought after i'd never be able to have a life outside of baby time.
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Originally Posted by Brandon3000
