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Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by Gex The Damaja
The homie is really depressed. Be real, it's more of a burden on her. You're in the danger zone for Postpartum depression G. You should be in shock for a month tops after that man up g. You should be writing after this year, probably won't have time.
I don't know, being happy lightens any load...she was happy from day one cuz she doesn't know any better. I spent the last 6 months being depressed, getting intoxicated, writing, and not having sex. That'll get anybody into that baby spirit.
Originally Posted by ksteezy
OP sounds like a pesimistic meme![]()
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Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
doesnt believe in abortion...doesnt believe in plan b pills..you knew this beforehand..and you still had sex with her?
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good look famb
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
doesnt believe in abortion...doesnt believe in plan b pills..you knew this beforehand..and you still had sex with her?
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good look famb
Well, I didn't exactly have a pro-choice debate with her before I whipped it out, but I'll remember that for next time.![]()
Originally Posted by taymane23
So you busted in her with the condom still on tho? Brotha you still pull out even with a rubber on mane I learned my lesson tha hard way with that.
Still I wish nothin' but good on your situation brotha.
Originally Posted by moundraised23
Kids are the $%%% dude. I'm new to the game, son will be 1 next month. aint nothin like fatherhood my man. Watching your child grow before your eyes is amazing. This yr flew by.
Pics of the chick?
Oh and ...2 words: diaper genie
Good luck
Originally Posted by potus2028
Now I'm just sitting at my desk staring blankly at the wall like when the Cowboys lose. It's like when the Berlin Wall fell, uniting two long-separate peoples, my parents and the version of their son that they knew and raised. It's an awkward moment that lasts long after you hang up the phone, let me tell you. Luckily, she's a decent chick so at least I don't have to have her hardwood floors buttered. Please hold your congratulations, but I'll take those cool story points now...if I get enough, I get to retell it to somebody who cares.
Wrap it up NT (and watch for the dreaded halo, when you pull out and only the ring of the raincoat comes with you. Victim.)
EDIT:My 2,000th %*%*@@$ post...couldn't plan that...![]()
Originally Posted by ill steelo
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
doesnt believe in abortion...doesnt believe in plan b pills..you knew this beforehand..and you still had sex with her?
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good look famb
Well, I didn't exactly have a pro-choice debate with her before I whipped it out, but I'll remember that for next time.![]()
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Originally Posted by moundraised23
Kids are the #*@% dude. I'm new to the game, son will be 1 next month. aint nothin like fatherhood my man. Watching your child grow before your eyes is amazing. This yr flew by.
Pics of the chick?
Oh and ...2 words: diaper genie
Good luck
>Thinks the plan B pill is "abortion," knowing that plan B negates conception and not life.Originally Posted by potus2028
She calls it "abortion" and doesn't believe in either...ironically, a woman's right to choose can be a real $+%#+.Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5
Seriously tho why wouldn't you go get a plan b pill after the condom broke
Originally Posted by Yeah
>Thinks the plan B pill is "abortion," knowing that plan B negates conception and not life.Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5
Seriously tho why wouldn't you go get a plan b pill after the condom broke
She calls it "abortion" and doesn't believe in either...ironically, a woman's right to choose can be a real $+%#+.
>Has been excited since day one, and continues to be excited.
>Parents congratulated and were just as excited...
OP you've been set up.
Luckily for me, my lady is more put off about the thought of children than I am... There have been times when she didn't want to wait for me to go to the ATM and just offered to pay for it herself.![]()
Originally Posted by Jking0821
Originally Posted by FinallyFamous
Was this planned?
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Originally Posted by CWrite78
Name of your book is rather fitting now
Originally Posted by remix
was she not on the pill either???
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by CWrite78
Name of your book is rather fitting now
Thanks...actually started it right after I found out and named it accordingly, good catch.![]()
Originally Posted by remix
was she not on the pill either???
Allergic...damn, this is really sounding kind of off the more I type about it...![]()
Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5
Originally Posted by jdi23
Originally Posted by potus2028
She calls it "abortion" and doesn't believe in either...ironically, a woman's right to choose can be a real $+%#+.
She doesn't eat oatmeal huh?....i understand.
This dude knows
Originally Posted by Brandon3000
Originally Posted by potus2028
Luckily, she's a decent chick so at least I don't have to have her hardwood floors buttered.
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