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I want the first book tho. Your viewpoint is funny as hell. The book has got to be a good read.
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Originally Posted by debs 168
I want the first book tho. Your viewpoint is funny as hell. The book has got to be a good read.
Originally Posted by jdi23
Whats the book about?
strong sn x avy x chances of having a baby ratioOriginally Posted by Mr Marcus
Just had one in sept..unplanned but I love my lil fat cheeks like no other lol...I'm only 3 months in but it's amazing how much she's grown already
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by jdi23
Whats the book about?
It's um...a nonfiction self-helpish comedy...about life...relationships, the internet...and...um...ah, screw it. Yo, Amazon!
"Do you want to know how to become one of the crowd? To think and act just like everyone around you and simply take life at face value? Do you take yourself and your life seriously? Would you prefer a return to the simpler, more traditional ways of years gone by to this fast paced technologically based world of today?
You should probably buy a different book then. "Fresh Uncensored Critical Knowledge for Your Life
Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5
Man when will you dudes learn plan b works
Originally Posted by JewSeeJay
Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5
Man when will you dudes learn plan b works
THIS.
this dummy in here tombout the condom broke![]()
no... your an idiot
you knew when you pulled that straggly jaun of ur member it was damaged, no?
you didnt get plan b?
dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb
congrats, tho.
Originally Posted by jdi23
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by horchata kid
"ok, okay, whatever, make sure it's yours", and I reminded him that I know the Maury show number by heart.
Its the only way chicks can pull a winOriginally Posted by shoefreakbaby
Originally Posted by jdi23
Originally Posted by potus2028
She calls it "abortion" and doesn't believe in either...ironically, a woman's right to choose can be a real $+%#+.
She set you up![]()
Originally Posted by SneakerHeathen
Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby
I don't get her, she uses condoms.Originally Posted by jdi23
Condoms and mourning after pill are the same thing.
The pill doesn't terminate it, it prevents it by not releasing your egg to be fertilized.
Just like a condom prevents sperm from getting through.
And she is allergic to the pill.![]()
She set you up![]()
Either way a baby is a gift![]()
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Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby
I don't get her, she uses condoms.Originally Posted by jdi23
Condoms and mourning after pill are the same thing.
The pill doesn't terminate it, it prevents it by not releasing your egg to be fertilized.
Just like a condom prevents sperm from getting through.
And she is allergic to the pill.![]()
She set you up![]()
Either way a baby is a gift![]()
What you just said is very logical...however, I'll remind you that using logic in an argument with most women is like using Pokemon cards in a game of poker.
Oh, and BTW...the Trojan Horse was a gift too.
For real tho, thanks for caring.![]()
Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby
I don't get her, she uses condoms.Originally Posted by jdi23
Condoms and mourning after pill are the same thing.
The pill doesn't terminate it, it prevents it by not releasing your egg to be fertilized.
Just like a condom prevents sperm from getting through.
And she is allergic to the pill.![]()
She set you up![]()
Either way a baby is a gift![]()
What you just said is very logical...however, I'll remind you that using logic in an argument with most women is like using Pokemon cards in a game of poker.
Oh, and BTW...the Trojan Horse was a gift too.
For real tho, thanks for caring.![]()
I take grave offense to that, for I too have a vagina.
You can say some,but not most.
It really does sound like she wanted to have your child.![]()
Originally Posted by potus2028
Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby
Originally Posted by potus2028
What you just said is very logical...however, I'll remind you that using logic in an argument with most women is like using Pokemon cards in a game of poker.
Oh, and BTW...the Trojan Horse was a gift too.
For real tho, thanks for caring.![]()
I take grave offense to that, for I too have a vagina.
You can say some,but not most.
It really does sound like she wanted to have your child.![]()
Oh, then I'm sorry...
you can't pee standing up.![]()
Since you went there with the last part though, I'm gonna dispense with the quips for a second. It's not that I don't want anything to do with her, before this situation we were great friends whether the lights were on or off. In fact, I think a lot of her, and that's one of the few things that even make this somewhat tolerable. I know she'll make a great mommy, and she even made a great stealth girlfriend type-thing so I know she'd be a solid 2nd round starting partner...it's just that this whole thing is kinda rough on everybody.
Like I said, it ain't the worst thing in the world...you wouldn't understand until you read the account of the day I knew her, but it could have been Purple (herself a breathing synecdoche for shot-out +%+%#@ nationwide). Maybe the fact that I can no longer brush my hair with my right arm because my muscles have developed to the point where I can't quite reach is getting to me a bit right now, but at some point, things will be acceptable at worst...it's more than some folk wish for.
Thanks again for giving me some Friday night care.![]()
Originally Posted by bay1591
*inserts deal with it gif*
Seriously, i dont know what to say to people who are about to become parents...especially if they arent ready for it...wish you the best on becoming a father though....dont let your kid become another statistic
I might buy your book though....just to help you out![]()
Originally Posted by jm2000
strong sn x avy x chances of having a baby ratioOriginally Posted by Mr Marcus
Just had one in sept..unplanned but I love my lil fat cheeks like no other lol...I'm only 3 months in but it's amazing how much she's grown already