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Say whatever you need to to make yourself feel better about eating **** B
U basically just said eating **** > eating a girls *** hole
Where's the logic?
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Say whatever you need to to make yourself feel better about eating **** B
U basically just said eating **** > eating a girls *** hole
Where's the logic?
silverbackhoney
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Eating *** depends on the girl though.
Some girls are so gorgeous you gotta do it. Its just life.
Some girls are so gorgeous you gotta do it. Its just life.
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titosshoestore
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I got paid $50 for eating a lil doozie
Ya here preaching eating buttholes and getting domed by ******. What is this that centipede movie
Ya here preaching eating buttholes and getting domed by ******. What is this that centipede movie
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I have a foot fetish myself, so one day went I to a cam site and found out that the only thing required to make an account was a bank account, pic verification and id verification. This led me to this brilliant idea of posing as a female cuz all the hot women were making a load of money. So one day, I asked my hot HBB friend to make a fan sign picture with a nickname for my birthday. She didn't know why I wanted it but she did anyway and she wrote the name on a piece of paper and took a selfie with it.
I hung out at her place a couple times and took a picture of her passport when she went to the bathroom. Then I went to her instagram account and saved some of her sluttiest revealing pictures such as bikini ones etc. After that I was all set.
I made a female account, with her selfie to verify and her passport information as well. Now you may be asking, how can you pose as an HBB female? Well here's how:
All i did, were feet shows. Srs.
I shaved my legs, got fresh pedicures (n n n n n n no ayo) and showed my feet on cam.
I'm a size 6 for men anyway so everyone believed it.
The weird thing was, I made the most money that way cuz people would tip for all kinds of weird stuff like crushing a banana with my toes.
Anyways I was making decent money until one of her IRL friends found out someone was using her pictures on a cam site. Long story short: He told her and she found out the name of this ''cam model'' was the name she wrote on the fan sign for me. I moved out of town shortly after cuz I saved a decent amount of money anyway but my account got banned and I had to look for other ways of making money.
Not srs
such a scumbag move, something George Catstanza would do, I ain't even mad
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how does NT feel about prostution have a friend who loves Craigslist escorts 50 dollar for 15 minute jawns. Despicable my opinion but I know some older heads mid thirtys and worked with guys 40plus and they've all gotten down with hookers.
Sidenote Literally everybody above 40 calls them hookers its pretty funny.
Sidenote Literally everybody above 40 calls them hookers its pretty funny.
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It bothers me that I wasn't my wife's first. I think its mainly because I was in a serious relationship for 6 years and I was her first at everything. I don't know, it was something that just felt amazing knowing you were the one and only.
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silverbackhoney
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Get outta here. You said Trish Stratus wasn't attractive.
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You are showing that you can't read because I didn't say anything close to that.
Get outta here. You said Trish Stratus wasn't attractive.
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The **** 8 yr old got 50 bucks to waste on a doo doo feast?
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Get outta here. You said Trish Stratus wasn't attractive.
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Cmon bruh, when was this said
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He is hypin it. I said she isn't anywhere near as phat as Naomi.
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I was my girls 3rd... she said she never felt like that before.she almost gave up on sex. The 1st two were a little on the short side... babyesqe...
She with u now so that's all that matters
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I was too poor as a child to get expensive Halloween costumes, so my mom dressed me up in normal clothes and when everyone asked me what I was, I had to say I was an honor roll student. Trick or treat!
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lol repped.
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titosshoestore
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silverbackhoney
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Naomi isn't. That's when you get sucked in and lose an arm.
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everyone's a little prejudice.
Ive always wanted to piss on someone though without have to pay for it in like DR
silverbackhoney
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Some girl once hit me up on kik asking me to piss on her.
I refused with quickness.
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is she's in NoVA im all about providing a golden shower
Some girl once hit me up on kik asking me to piss on her.
I refused with quickness.
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We were smart kids indeed. We had the biggest pillow cases full of candy at the end of night. [emoji]128521[/emoji]
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I'm a big dude... 6'2 like 350... I was homeless a few years ago, and I had a friend... She was a ho... One if the most beautiful girls I've ever known... Puerto Rican with a huge ***.. I lived with her for like 3 months to get my loot up... I never smashed, cause she was a ho and had hep B...
Anyways... Sometimes on the middle of the night, I'd be sleeping, and wake up to John coming/leaving... But she didn't make me pay any rent, so whatever and I was "security"... Did I mention her dude was in jail for armed assault?...
So one night, she's got an all nighter who was paying her $1500... But she had to be hairless and she was a hairy Puerto Rican girl... So she asked me to shave her butt and hole... I'm like, you gotta get me a new pair of Air Forces and she goes sure...
So I'm shaving her starfish, and I've never been so tempted in my life.... She was on all fours in the bath tub... This girl was gorgeous... But I had self control... She was amazed I did, as I was I...
So she does her thing... Couple days later, she sends me pics of what footlocker got for AF1's.... Brought them back and told me some dude paid for them...not even mad...
I never touched her... But her and a friend got ****** up on ghb and addy's and put on one hell of a lesbian show... I dropped two loads on the other ones face while she licked it off... But never touched them...
I fapped to those videos for a couple years...
Anyways... Sometimes on the middle of the night, I'd be sleeping, and wake up to John coming/leaving... But she didn't make me pay any rent, so whatever and I was "security"
... Did I mention her dude was in jail for armed assault?... So one night, she's got an all nighter who was paying her $1500... But she had to be hairless and she was a hairy Puerto Rican girl... So she asked me to shave her butt and hole
... I'm like, you gotta get me a new pair of Air Forces and she goes sure...So I'm shaving her starfish, and I've never been so tempted in my life.... She was on all fours in the bath tub... This girl was gorgeous... But I had self control... She was amazed I did, as I was I
... So she does her thing... Couple days later, she sends me pics of what footlocker got for AF1's.... Brought them back and told me some dude paid for them...not even mad
... I never touched her... But her and a friend got ****** up on ghb and addy's and put on one hell of a lesbian show... I dropped two loads on the other ones face while she licked it off... But never touched them
...I fapped to those videos for a couple years
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