share something u do that you wouldn't want ppl in real life knowing

[dh1water]

Switch the names to Jeff Teague and Ben Alfeck and you tell me...

 The randomness of the two dudes you just mentioned, tho

 
i do that all the time when i get that urge to take a leak mid smash..

my girl's cool with it too..

 ya'll dudes are despicable...where the hell are you smashing at that you can't just hit the bathroom to piss?

 

[dh1water]

So if a dude smashes 30 girls... And does things with one guy... He's gay?...

yes

 

[jocruz89]

I like to smell my own farts

 

[jocruz89]

yes

He's at least 51% gay

 

[Sumrndmdude!]

JoCruz might need counseling, at least some sort of intervention...

 

[htg designs]

For those confused:
If your a dude attracted to dudes you're gay
If your a dude that engages in any sexual activity, you're gay
( unless you got raped. Then you're Juice)

 

[snax91]

Why are dudes so obsessed with labeling other peoples sexuality?

 

[jocruz89]

It happened

 

[adobecs4]

tried to blow myself a couple of times too...

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[Top Boy]

Angus sex Hella suspect as well.


But at least with a chick, you have the yams as insurance if anything goes wrong. With a dude its the poop shoot or sword fight.

Ain't no coming back from that.


Penetentiary rules in effect.

Nah man... Nah

 

I was yellin bruh

 

[dman14]

tried to blow myself a couple of times too...

did roll on your back and spread your legs, grab your ankles with your hands and try and do a crunch/situp?

 

[change the name Snyder]

excellent read

10/10

 

[rolaholic]

That wild boy JoCruz is on fire 

 

 

[jocruz89]

did roll on your back and spread your legs, grab your ankles with your hands and try and do a crunch/situp?

this

 

[jocruz89]

It happened

 

[celticspride34]

tried to blow myself a couple of times too...

did roll on your back and spread your legs, grab your ankles with your hands and try and do a crunch/situp?

Every man on earth tried this as a teenager...

I tried the roll technique... Unfortunately I'm a Cheerio shaped NT'er, so I just kept rolling around...

 

[7ate9]

Y'all nasty as hell man, I thought I done some nasty **** but y'all taking it to new levels. Smh

 

[mivish06]

tried to blow myself a couple of times too...

ok now u need to chill b

 

[adobecs4]

tried to blow myself a couple of times too...

did roll on your back and spread your legs, grab your ankles with your hands and try and do a crunch/situp?

Every man on earth tried this as a teenager...

I tried the roll technique... Unfortunately I'm a Cheerio shaped NT'er, so I just kept rolling around...

Speak for yourself. #yall the only ones trying that.

 

[mivish06]

Speak for yourself. #yall the only ones trying that.

word dude said "every man" nahhhh b 

 

[dman14]

why ya knocking him for trying to masturbate with his mouth? instead of jerking off with his hands, he doing it with his mowf

touching yourself with your hands...now THATS weird

:x

 

[jocruz89]

You know why I'm here...

 

[Sumrndmdude!]

You know why I'm here...

Cause they let yall use the Internet on mondays?

 

[rolaholic]

 

[dh1water]

Cause they let yall use the Internet on mondays?