Rap About Nothing: Hip Hop Chat Thread

[Hahahaha]

I give my barber $25 and that’s him hooking me up cause we cool but I got Puerto Rican hair so I been trying to find a DR/PR barber but no luck where I live and I’m scared as **** to go to someone random.

And my barber wanna sit and talk about sports or schemes to make money for an hour while cutting me. Be in that chair all ****in day yo. Like son cut my hair, oh my fault. Then start talking again five minutes later.

Mad places charging $35-$40 for hair and beard.

 

[TipsyMcStagga]

It's funny cause my girl doesn't understand the fact that you can't just go to any barber. Finding the perfect barber is stressful. That's why I had to take that increase to $30 to the chin

 

[Figured it out]

$13 for a line and $23 for a cut, barber does appointments only and still is Always late some how . I remeber Cuts were $10

 

[frshstunna]

When i was moving, was trying tell this chick at my old job that the only thing I’m worried bout was finding a new barber...she couldn’t believe I was dead serious ...talking bout “just go to any shop and get a cut”

 

[frshstunna]

Ask for an appointment at 6 after work, Barber like nah make it 5:30
Rush from work to get their at 5:30, he's working on somebody else
Tells me I'm next, I dont hit the chair till 6.

This is my routine and I cant stand that ****

I hate the barbers who wanna lock in times but NEVER stick to it ...I just say F it and pop up whenever, roll the dice

 

[$tacy]

20 bucks for the whole deal been going to the same shop since I was 13.

 

[str8drop]

u tip ur barber???

You a funny dude man

 

[addict4sneakers]

When i was moving, was trying tell this chick at my old job that the only thing I’m worried bout was finding a new barber...she couldn’t believe I was dead serious ...talking bout “just go to any shop and get a cut”

Bout to develop an app that connects dudes to barbers easier and get this $$$$

You know that’s a great idea right

 

[nawghtyhare]

When i was moving, was trying tell this chick at my old job that the only thing I’m worried bout was finding a new barber...she couldn’t believe I was dead serious ...talking bout “just go to any shop and get a cut”

Bout to develop an app that connects dudes to barbers easier and get this $$$$

good barber is serious when u black

 

[Maximus Meridius]

This the anthem right now. This gon be one of them ones _'s yell every word to.

 

[nawghtyhare]

This the anthem right now. This gon be one of them ones _'s yell every word to.

yall hype up so much trash

 

[Figured it out]

Marshall not giving a single ****.

Dude cares too much

Fam seems insecure about his craft now

 

[nawghtyhare]

Dude cares too much

Fam seems insecure about his craft now

mgk won

 

[|A-Man|]

You dudes and these barber stories

 

[numbah1grimey]

How much PRE paying you numskulls, to promote Dolph??? He is so damn horrible

 

[numbah1grimey]

Dolph 33 years old rapping like that. If he was 23, I’d cut him slack.

 

[numbah1grimey]

Guys like Dolph and Ralo only purpose is to cut a feature check. If you want a quick come up, have Dolph ask you for a feature. Easiest 20 or 30k you’ll earn

 

[nawghtyhare]

You dudes and these barber stories

HE SHOULDA WON OVER KATT
THIS EPISODE WAS THE BEST ATLANTA EPISODE

 

[a blinkin]

You know that’s a great idea right

Nah that’s a fact. I wouldn’t have posted that joint on NT

 

[$tacy]

How much PRE paying you numskulls, to promote Dolph??? He is so damn horrible

Only the real can relate

 

[delete1234]

lol both of my barbers are like bibby. one doesn't text back, always has someone in the chair when its my appointment time and straight up told me he raises his prices cuz he hopes to shave off clientele. ***** is closed 3 days out the week. thats my guy but he a lazy mf. ***** can cut tho literally the best in SA

and the other one is my boy who cuts for cheaper but its just as unreliable SMH. ***** will have you driving to the ends of the earth just to get a chop then be like "im tired bro, lets do it tomorrow"

 

[Maximus Meridius]

If you don't know the words to these I can't trust you

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

This the anthem right now. This gon be one of them ones _'s yell every word to.

This. I’ve been playing this joint back to back to back all weekend. “Pull up in that spaceship like I’m in space-jam”

 

[ahat]

Hate when a barber takes too long, anything over 30 mins for a regular cut is wildin

I finally found a good barber after moving, but the cut is $25 plus tip which comes to $30....All the cheaper barbers don’t have me as icy but I can’t see myself paying that 30 for too much longer...basically I’m still on the market for a new barber, it’s stressful

I used to pay $17 for cut and beard from this st Lucian barber. I just cut my own hair now and line my beard. Was working in the south west part of the city on my last job and seen a shop. Decided to stop by....man told me $45 for beard and cut. I laughed at that goof and walked out. Used to pay $13 for beard and cut in VA. Best cut I've ever gotten was in Malaysia, came to $7 for beard and cut. Tiny *** shop, two chairs. Gotta wait outside in the street but damn did they bless my ish with the blade.

Been growing out my beard tho. Said **** trimming it, ish grows crazy fast.

 

[frshstunna]

I used to pay $17 for cut and beard from this st Lucian barber. I just cut my own hair now and line my beard. Was working in the south west part of the city on my last job and seen a shop. Decided to stop by....man told me $45 for beard and cut. I laughed at that goof and walked out. Used to pay $13 for beard and cut in VA. Best cut I've ever gotten was in Malaysia, came to $7 for beard and cut. Tiny *** shop, two chairs. Gotta wait outside in the street but damn did they bless my ish with the blade.

Been growing out my beard tho. Said **** trimming it, ish grows crazy fast.

$45 tho ?? ...straight disrespectful