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i think he says "Wet back"Originally Posted by razzle dazzle
Mexican kid says I'm a what?Originally Posted by JordanPP30
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i think he says "Wet back"Originally Posted by razzle dazzle
Mexican kid says I'm a what?Originally Posted by JordanPP30
Originally Posted by sbrar8
i think he says "Wet back"Originally Posted by razzle dazzle
Mexican kid says I'm a what?Originally Posted by JordanPP30
Originally Posted by JordanPP30
An airplane is decreasing speed very rapidly going downward, the pilot
comes over the intercom and says I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but
unfortunately we're going to have to let some of the luggage go'.... the
plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the
intercom 'I hate to have to do this but now we're going to have to start
releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter
'A!!!..... Africans, any Africans!?.... No one answers
'B!!! 'Black People, any Black People!? again, silence.
'C!!! 'Colored People, any Colored People!?... silence.
A black little boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, ain't we African American? aren't we Black? aren't we Colored? 'the mother turns to her son and says 'Yes son, but today we're Ni**as!!!!... Mexicans go first!.. The little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid seating next to him and laughs....!!!
The Mexican kid laughs back and says today I'm a wet-back my ni**a.
Originally Posted by cgutta
Originally Posted by heartofthacity
Originally Posted by JordanPP30
An airplane is decreasing speed very rapidly going downward, the pilot
comes over the intercom and says I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but
unfortunately we're going to have to let some of the luggage go'.... the
plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the
intercom 'I hate to have to do this but now we're going to have to start
releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter
'A!!!..... Africans, any Africans!?.... No one answers
'B!!! 'Black People, any Black People!? again, silence.
'C!!! 'Colored People, any Colored People!?... silence.
A black little boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, ain't we African American? aren't we Black? aren't we Colored? 'the mother turns to her son and says 'Yes son, but today we're Ni**as!!!!... Mexicans go first!.. The little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid seating next to him and laughs....!!!
The Mexican kid laughs back and says today I'm a wet-back my ni**a.
Originally Posted by heartofthacity
Originally Posted by JordanPP30
An airplane is decreasing speed very rapidly going downward, the pilot
comes over the intercom and says I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but
unfortunately we're going to have to let some of the luggage go'.... the
plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the
intercom 'I hate to have to do this but now we're going to have to start
releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter
'A!!!..... Africans, any Africans!?.... No one answers
'B!!! 'Black People, any Black People!? again, silence.
'C!!! 'Colored People, any Colored People!?... silence.
A black little boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, ain't we African American? aren't we Black? aren't we Colored? 'the mother turns to her son and says 'Yes son, but today we're Ni**as!!!!... Mexicans go first!.. The little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid seating next to him and laughs....!!!
The Mexican kid laughs back and says today I'm a wet-back my ni**a.
Originally Posted by TeamJordan79
Originally Posted by heartofthacity
Originally Posted by JordanPP30
An airplane is decreasing speed very rapidly going downward, the pilot
comes over the intercom and says I'm sorry it had to come to this folks, but
unfortunately we're going to have to let some of the luggage go'.... the
plane continues to decrease speed. Again you hear the pilot over the
intercom 'I hate to have to do this but now we're going to have to start
releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter
'A!!!..... Africans, any Africans!?.... No one answers
'B!!! 'Black People, any Black People!? again, silence.
'C!!! 'Colored People, any Colored People!?... silence.
A black little boy in the back turns to his mother and says 'but mom, ain't we African American? aren't we Black? aren't we Colored? 'the mother turns to her son and says 'Yes son, but today we're Ni**as!!!!... Mexicans go first!.. The little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid seating next to him and laughs....!!!
The Mexican kid laughs back and says today I'm a wet-back my ni**a.
Originally Posted by calibeebee
Did anybody know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah it runs in the jeans.
C'mon Son!!Originally Posted by ellimaCecyoJ
Originally Posted by calibeebee
Did anybody know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah it runs in the jeans.
I doubt any of you will get (let alone, read) this one but I enjoyed it. I love puns!
As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor.
His excitement was incredible as he told his family and friends. The great day came and he went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when Joe was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking Joe's leg and fracturing his skull.
He was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told there was no liability and He could get lost!
You can imagine he was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever.
All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.
Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it he saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face.
Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.
With that, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. He then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. He goes back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl.
"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"
"No problem", said Joe
"I'm an ex-tractor fan"
Originally Posted by ellimaCecyoJ
Originally Posted by calibeebee
Did anybody know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah it runs in the jeans.
I doubt any of you will get (let alone, read) this one but I enjoyed it. I love puns!
As a young boy, Joe was completely obsessed with tractors. He had pictures of tractors all over his bedroom walls; he had tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, a tractor carpet, and duvet cover, the whole works. He ate, drank and slept tractors. On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a tractor factory nearby and test-drive a brand new tractor.
His excitement was incredible as he told his family and friends. The great day came and he went to the factory for the test-drive. Unfortunately something went terribly wrong with the tractor when Joe was driving it and it flipped over, trapping and breaking Joe's leg and fracturing his skull.
He was so upset and tried to sue the tractor company for negligence. But the company would have none of it and told there was no liability and He could get lost!
You can imagine he was very annoyed with tractors after this and vowed to shed them from his life completely and forever.
All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were GONE.
Many years later, Joe went into a bar for a drink. Inside, the cigarette and cigar smoke was terrible but through it he saw a beautiful girl seated at the bar on her own. Tears were streaming down her face.
Joe asked her what was wrong and she said that the smoke was making her eyes sting and stream with tears.
With that, Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the smoke. He then walked outside into the car park and blew all the smoke out again. He goes back into the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sits down next to the girl.
"That was amazing!" she said, "How did you do that?"
"No problem", said Joe
"I'm an ex-tractor fan"
It's a pun. "Ex-tractor fan" = extractor fan (used for ventilation)Originally Posted by heLiumcLinton
what does smoke have to do with tractors?
Originally Posted by ellimaCecyoJ
Lol, I knew I was gonna get those type of responses! Oh well
It's a pun. "Ex-tractor fan" = extractor fan (used for ventilation)Originally Posted by heLiumcLinton
what does smoke have to do with tractors?
nah you'd still be a lame Niners fan.....from NYOriginally Posted by jordan723
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul, Minnesota and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Viking fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Viking fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings fan; then who do you support?"
"I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are you a 49ers fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from San Francisco and my mom is a 49ers fan and my dad is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff
nah you'd still be a lame Niners fan.....from NYOriginally Posted by jordan723
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul, Minnesota and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Viking fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Viking fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings fan; then who do you support?"
"I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are you a 49ers fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from San Francisco and my mom is a 49ers fan and my dad is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
Originally Posted by JFMartiMcDandruff
nah you'd still be a lame Niners fan.....from NYOriginally Posted by jordan723
An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul, Minnesota and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Viking fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Viking fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings fan; then who do you support?"
"I'm a 49ers fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are you a 49ers fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from San Francisco and my mom is a 49ers fan and my dad is a 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
Originally Posted by jordan723
How did Freddy Krueger kill Martin Luther King???Spoiler [+]He had a dream!