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Originally Posted by GaryOak
my jokes are funny fool.
lol i know man, i posted it before i saw your ones. props
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Originally Posted by GaryOak
my jokes are funny fool.
Originally Posted by needsomejays
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, shes already been told twice
Originally Posted by BostonThreeParty
For Homework, A Teacher assigns her students to find out their fathers favorite Food.
THe next day comes and she is going down the line and hears "Roast Beef" "Steak" and other foods.
she skips one boy because he is known for being a bad kid. So the kid is going nuts, asking to be called on, but the teacher won't choose him.
She moves onto another lesson but then the boy yells out, "Ma'am you never choosed me"
to which the teacher responds, "Ok, what is your fathers favorite food?"
"Lightbulbs."
"Lightbulbs?"
"yeah, my dad is always saying to my mother , Turn out that light so i can eat that thing"
Originally Posted by pip777
Akanote: Those two you posted above were good ones.
Originally Posted by SolidGold
I don't know if someone already said this one..
What do you call 2 mexican firefighters?
Jose and Hose B
Watch it buddy, I'm Asian and my penis ain't small.Originally Posted by GaryOak
To balance the racial jokes:
There was a white man, black man, and a Asian man.
A women came up to them and said if all of your penises adds up to atleast 20 in,
they'll each get a mil.
Thay all added there penis size and it added to 20 in.
What did the Asian man say?
Spoiler [+]"Good thing I had a boner!"
What does the Zoo mean to Asians?
Spoiler [+]All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet
Dont really have any funny Asian jokes..
that's foulOriginally Posted by GaryOak
What do 9 out of 10 people love?
Spoiler [+]Gang Rape
Why cant Stevie Wonder read?
Spoiler [+]Because hes black