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Originally Posted by DR813
"What do you do if you see an epiletic in your bathtub?"
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Originally Posted by DR813
"What do you do if you see an epiletic in your bathtub?"
Spoiler [+]Enjoy your new Jacuzzi
Originally Posted by Jerome in the House
How many jews can you fit in a car?
Spoiler [+]2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray
Originally Posted by LesaneCrooks
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Spoiler [+]Ken comes in another box
Wow. Worst joke everOriginally Posted by HOOD17
Originally Posted by Derek916
Yuku joke I made up
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A woman wants to make herself an egg when her husband enters in the house and starts screaming at her:
- Be careful!!! Be careful!!! More oil!! We need more oil!! It’s going to burn!! Be careful!! Turn it!! Turn it!! Turn it!! Come on!! Be careful!! Are you crazy?!! Oh my God!! Don’t forget the salt!!
- Why do you scream like that? Do you think I am not able to make an egg?
Very calm the man says to her:
-This is to give you an idea of how I feel when I’m driving the car and you sit right next to me...
Originally Posted by LesaneCrooks
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Spoiler [+]Ken comes in another box
HOOD17 wrote:
A woman wants to make herself an egg when her husband enters in the house and starts screaming at her:
- Be careful!!! Be careful!!! More oil!! We need more oil!! It’s going to burn!! Be careful!! Turn it!! Turn it!! Turn it!! Come on!! Be careful!! Are you crazy?!! Oh my God!! Don’t forget the salt!!
- Why do you scream like that? Do you think I am not able to make an egg?
Very calm the man says to her:
-This is to give you an idea of how I feel when I’m driving the car and you sit right next to me...
Originally Posted by agold1002
YOU HAVE TO READ THE ENTIRE THING TO GET IT!!!
so there were these 2 cheerios who have known each other for their entire lives. One was a male and the other was a female. The girl was always the popular one in school and the male always pursed the female so one day after they graduated high school, the female cheerios decided to rebel and run away…
She ran away and went to a local dock where she turned her self into a piece of Capt'n Crunch. The other cheerio was devastated so he tried as hard as he could and turned himself into a Cap'n Crunch. He went up to the girl and found out she had traveled to the amazon and became a fruit loop….
Sooo, he ran to the amazon and became a fruit loop but he came back and she already turned into a fruity pebble….
Soo, he ran to a gay pride parade and became a fruity pebble, but he came back and she already turned into a Golden Graham …..
Soo, he ran to a california and became a Golden Graham, but he came back and she already turned into a Lucky Charm …..
Soo, he ran to Ireland and became a Lucky Charm, but he came back and she already turned into a Raisin Bran…..
Soo, he ran to the Sun and became a Raisan Bran, but he came back and she already turned into a Rice Krispie…..
Soo, he ran to Japan and became a Rice Krispie, but he came back and she already turned into a Special K…..
Soo, he ran to the alphabet and became a Special K, but he came back and she already turned into a Weaties…..
Soo, he ran to the gym and became a Weatie, but he came back and she already turned into a Reese's Puff…..
Soo, he ran to his house, covered himself in peanut butter and jumped into a pool of chocolate. He became a Reese Puff , but he came back and she already turned into a Trix…..
Soo, he ran to a time machine and turned it back 20 years and became a Trix, but he came back and found out that she went back to being a cheerio. The man was desperate and turned back into a cheerio…
His acts of determination showed and they fell in love and got married. They had a beautiful wedding and dance until the wee hours of the night. After 3 straight hours of dancing they got really thirsty so they went to go get something to drink. They looked at the milk line and it was 35 people deep….
Spoiler [+]so they went over to the punch line and there was none!!!!Spoiler [+]Spoiler [+]you know you laughed
Originally Posted by razzle dazzle
Wow you butchered it... It's just Snoop, not Snoop dog.Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770
whats black and rhymes with snoop dog?
Spoiler [+]DR DRE
The joke is what is BROWN and rhymes with Snoop...
agold1002 wrote:
you know you laughed
nope
Mexican kid says I'm a what?Originally Posted by JordanPP30
Originally Posted by Rsxluva23
i dont get the spoiler one.. haha..