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i knew i read it before somewhereOriginally Posted by OGMIKEY
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
Yea there is no topping eating afterbirth, he has to be lying
He is, story has been posted on multiple forums over the past year
Originally Posted by FlacoBey
I was scared a lil because i'm black and i was at an all white school, in the back seat of my car with this white chick who looked mad young.
just like his fatherOriginally Posted by Sleaze Jar Omens
Originally Posted by DimesLikeHefner
My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire @#!*%, +%*%, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and **** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky **** might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so ****ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion.
what did it taste like?
Originally Posted by RedMan
I have to short stories.
The first story happened between my summer fling and I. While she was home from college she would stay at her parent's house so trying to find a time and place in her parent's house to smash was a task in its self. Bringing her back to my place was not an option as for I didn't want my sister to clown me because this girl was not the best looking female. Shorty calls me one day and tells me that her parents and brother have left for the day and I should come over so I could smash. In my haste to make it make it to her parent's house and smash I forgot to bring the protection. I didn't realize I forgot the protection until my pants were down and I was about to hit her with the long stroke from the back, so I said ef it i'm going in raw. Little did I know how great raw sex feels. I hit her with two long strokes and I felt my nut coming already. I didn't want to bust inside of her and I didn't want her to know that I was going to bust so I jumped back into my jeans and busted in them. She asked me what happened and I told her that I thought I heard someone downstairs. She told me that she didn't believe me because she dropped her family off.
The second story is about my ex girlfriend. Just before I was going to hit my ex girlfriend with the doggy-style position for the first time she said that she had to warn me. I'm like what does this female have to warn me about. She said that she has a hairy butt crack. I told her that i'm cool with a hairy butt crack and I bet you don't even have that much hair back there. Man, this chick was not lying as soon as she turned around I saw hair creeping out the side of her thong. I'm less than 60 seconds from hitting her with the long stroke so I'm like whatever I will get her to fix this later. I pulled her thong down and she said ouch, I asked her what was wrong and she said that I pulled some hair with the thong.
Originally Posted by Zyzz
i knew i read it before somewhereOriginally Posted by OGMIKEY
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
Yea there is no topping eating afterbirth, he has to be lying
He is, story has been posted on multiple forums over the past yearstill crazy and disgusting if true
Originally Posted by MisterP0315
And finally...I was smashing my then GF, she breathed hard one time while we were kissing and a booger came down on my lip. I didn't want to ruin the moment so I ate it.
MisterP0315 wrote:
And finally...I was smashing my then GF, she breathed hard one time while we were kissing and a booger came down on my lip. I didn't want to ruin the moment so I ate it.
HAHAHA
Originally Posted by MisterP0315
And finally...I was smashing my then GF, she breathed hard one time while we were kissing and a booger came down on my lip. I didn't want to ruin the moment so I ate it.