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Went to my fiancées crib a couple months ago and she began giving me the sloppy top. I'm talking the works. Mind you though, I haven't had a bowel movement in a day or two and my stomach was in shambles, but that could wait until afterwards. Anyways, I start to feel the glorious splurge begin to build and I'm powering up. Right as I'm releasing on the tittays I let out the longest, wettest fart. Like the sound when someone is blowing up a balloon and accidentally let's it go and it flies crazily across a room. I immediately try to let out a "Ahhhhhhhhh" to try to cover the sound, then book it to her bathroom. She never said anything about it, but that I never came that verbal before. True champ.
My other one was us smashing s few years back in my room at my moms house. Im going IN on that +%+ in my bed. This was right around the time I taught her to squirt. So she's reaching her peak and I hit her with the final death stroke, you know the dagger strike where you stab it, step out and give her the "Yeah I Murked it look". So she started shaking and squirting violently and rolls off the bed. Immediately to left off my bed was a wooden desk. She smacked her head and just fell silent. I'm talking comatose. She wakes up a couple minutes in a fog. Got up, came to, and let me finish.
My other one was us smashing s few years back in my room at my moms house. Im going IN on that +%+ in my bed. This was right around the time I taught her to squirt. So she's reaching her peak and I hit her with the final death stroke, you know the dagger strike where you stab it, step out and give her the "Yeah I Murked it look". So she started shaking and squirting violently and rolls off the bed. Immediately to left off my bed was a wooden desk. She smacked her head and just fell silent. I'm talking comatose. She wakes up a couple minutes in a fog. Got up, came to, and let me finish.